Saddist:
Smh.. broke guys lamenting over sharwama. . Rice and chicken. . Wat a shame... gals sef too like beg as if begging na their birth right. . Am out of here..
*cat walks out *

The names we give to ourselves is just a reflection of who we really are

The beggar above me, have you had dinner? Your type of person would order for takeaway popcorn when taken out to go see a movie in a cinema. smello

mysticgal:
Girls have suffered

Anyway, I have made possible arrangements to reform my brother of any possible girl scam(wereys) . When people agree to go on a date, it requires two people and the date must not be in an eatery. Moreover what will a guy buy for me that I cannot get myself. Pata Pata pie and water /coke go do

Loool. Assume am ur bro, oya begin reform me.
But these days ehn, if the first date ain't in an eatery, trust me the guy already set himself up for a NO

kaboninc:


The names we give to ourselves is just a reflection of who we really are

Bleep off my mention you pervert

makydebbie:
no problem...even tho i dont know what 333 is sha i go take...juhan come drink 333 but wetin be 333?

shey e don tell you wetin be d 333?

Saddist:
Bleep off my mention you pervert

hi goodmorning

juhan:
shey e don tell you wetin be d 333?

nooooo

makydebbie:
nooooo

and he wants us to drink it? Sister lets not drink it.

juhan:
and he wants us to drink it? Sister lets not drink it.

hehehehe...he is a she ooo

makydebbie:
hehehehe...he is a she ooo

eh ehn who's she sef?

juhan:
eh ehn who's she sef?

a friend oo...we don chat small here b4

makydebbie:
a friend oo...we don chat small here b4

so she no fit poison am. We fit drink am den.

juhan:
so she no fit poison am. We fit drink am den.

sure no problem!

makydebbie:
sure no problem!

Hmmm...viewing u guys in 3d
Don't comma complain ur stomach is doing one kin oo

elov:


Hmmm...viewing u guys in 3d Don't comma complain ur stomach is doing one kin oo

e no go do me one kin

makydebbie:
e no go do me one kin

I hear u oo...lemme just watch

elov:

I hear u oo...lemme just watch

makydebbie:

wristbangle:
Last year, I met this beautiful lady in the market (mehn her figure 8 perfect, her yansh and boobi big like titanic ). So I approached her, collected her number and from there we started chatting, calling and fixed a day for our official first date.

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with some ladies. She knows me as a gentleman who cannot think otherwise but maybe she deliberately want to punish me when she brought 5 friends of hers to accompanied her on a date with me.

Anyway I did not play mugu like OP who became "fine bara" by begging his colleagues to bail him out. As a sharp man, I told the useless babe and her hungry friends they can order whatever they want as I need to use the toilet. Omo, from toilet, I use the exit door out of the eatery and switched off my phone.

Fast forward......

After 5 hours, I switched on my phone and enable my data. Omo! Come see whatsapp messages from her dropping like heavy rain!!!!! If u see the kind curse whey the babe take swear for me eh! The hilarious part of it was "Wristbangle, U made me and friends washed plates, sales attendant clothes and even the eatery manager's car, God go punish u big time!"

De deserved more dan dat........fools

Serves you right. How hard is it for you to ask them to foot their bills?

MicroBox:
If you are truly a big boy then you will bail yourself beforehand....
It's only a broke guy that go to serve yourself party and serve a little portion just to maintain and feel among while the true big boys will dish to their satisfaction.
If truly money is not your problem then you won't be ashame to tell the hungry girls that you don't hold enough cash in case they will be demanding excessively..
Sorry girls I thought is going to be her alone but please place your order, I think so so and so so amount I m having here should be ok....... simple

Same tin i'll do man, u got it

Florblu:
When most guys does not even have a pocket. Wetin you wan empty

hahahahahaahahaha bet y

MRrSly:

I no get story yet na...shebi I ask you make I take you out...you no gree....

which time you ask me?

juhan:
which time you ask me?

I did yday na..!

Saddist:
Bleep off my mention you pervert

Huh?

Pervert? Do you know me from Adam before now?

She brought her cousin to empty me in a supermarket where there is bar at the corner owned by the supermarket.I just dusted my arse and disappeared and even left the beer bill on her head-

rosieluv:
hahahahahaahahaha bet y

Help me ask them biko

ive never been out with a blood sucker...