I stumbled upon a thread where ladies stereotyped all men to be only interested in what a lady has under her skirt unknown to them that they are most times the cause of guys using them as sex objects

This purpose of this thread is not to dehumanize our ladies but to open their eyes to the things they do that quality them to "chop and clean mouth" materials.

So, sit back, take a chill pill, lessen your grasp on the worry of the content of the post and read along the categories of ladies that are "chop and clean mouth material

1. Ladies who entice men with Butts/Bosoms Pad

Guys are moved by what they see, and of course, you can entice a man with butt and bosom pads but the moment he uncovers the bosoms and butt and finds out they are mere illusion from the outside and agbalumo size-like inside, such a guy will definitely "chop and clean mouth" and wave goodbye to the lady for deceiving him

2. Hypocritical Virgins

My research and findings have revealed that an average Nigerian lady will most likely lie about being a virgin. Out of ignorance, ladies they don't know that this false claim has devastating effects in a relationship when the guy later finds out she's not. The dude will just "chop and clean mouth" as that it is the best way to treat such a lady.

3. Money Mongers

It's very pathetic that most Nigerian ladies were brought up with the belief that relationship is a route to escape out of poverty, hence, they are only interested in well to do men, whether single or married, for all they care. In fact, they wouldn't even mind becoming the second wife for the love of money. A money monger deserve "chop and clean mouth"

4. Car Lovers

Some ladies are just so obsessed with cars that a man owning a car automatically qualifies him as a perfect match for them. They are usually the ones fighting for the position of the front seat of a man's car. Just flash your toilet key to them and they will mistake it for a car key and you're on your way to tumble beneath the sheets

5. Bleachers

Research and findings have revealed that ladies who bleach their skin with conspicuous black elbows and knuckle are such a big turn off for guys as it is a sign of low self esteem. Most guys may only be interest in them to mark their own register. Many of them receive the wages of their bleaching by fall into the hands of bad guys

6. Father Christmas

In case you don't know, father christmas is an acronym for ladies who offer their body cheaply for every Suraju, Solomon and Cutehector. The moment a guy is being informed about how the lady sleeps around, the guy will definitely want to 'chop and clean mouth" as well

7. Club Freaks

Yoruba adage says, "a lady you met at club house is likely to dump you for another club man". They are usually dressed half unclad, looking for a potential chairman that will approach them. Such a lady need not wail when a guy eventually spends a meagre on her and later uses her to satisfy his starved joystick.


8. Ladies Frustrating Wooers

Some ladies like to frustrate and play kite with the lives of kind hearted dudes with good intentions unknown to them that being too hard-to-get has many bad sides. Considering the stress and wastage of resources to have her dated, the guy may lose interest in her when they start dating and will resort to "chop and clean mouth". The lady deserve such

9. Very Dirty Ladies

Though, I admit the fact that I always wear my boxers for at least two weeks before washing, but to be very realistic, a lady with the same dirty habit is such a big turn off for me as well as other guys. When guys unclothe a lady and the room start smelling bad, she's tagged a dirty girl and the next plan is to "chop and clean mouth" and discard the lady afterwards

10. Lady with oversized Kitty-cats

One of the wages of sleeping around usually tell on the kitty-cat. When a lady has no regard for her own body,hence, sleeping around with guys of different sizes of joystick, the joystick may expand to be a turn off for a potential suitor. Such a lady deserves anything the dude does to her

I drop my pen at this point


Guys, over to you

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original writer: Tosyne2much