olihilistic:
I know you will never walk pass the mention when you see it.

Joygalore:
Handsome indeed

You need brain check

Joygalore:
So,am I a rabble-rooster

MrCork:



hold up sugar...am a Londoner, am a fine boy, I have moiney, I drive Range (£28,000 cash)......U no u will do anytin to hav me coz u want me...I lie? .. Am a Christian and truss me....You Juju charm will not work hear in London... IF u want me...juss ask nicely! ((REAL TALK))

olihilistic:

na joke I d joke oo

MrCork:
....OK...am now scared of black women espeically our Nigeria females.... One sexxxy dakskin babe at Elepant & Castle wearin Mini sket ask me for road direction juss two week ago and ever since then, i been dreamin about her & thinkin about marrrraige.. (((((PLEASE ADVISE))))

Joygalore:
You haven't even seen a fiver,not to talk of £ 28k

Joygalore:
I know
How you dey

Joygalore:
You haven't even seen a fiver,not to talk of £ 28k

MrCork:



correction...sweeery am about to Watch our country (england) play agaianst Ice land and right now am eatin Chinese fried rice wit Chicken nugget Mushrooom Choi Peing Wang Speacial.....when waz the last time u ate chinese?..u want pictures?

MrCork:



correction...sweeery am about to Watch our country (england) play agaianst Ice land and right now am eatin Chinese fried rice wit Chicken nugget Mushrooom Choi Peing Wang Speacial.....when waz the last time u ate chinese?..u want pictures?

MrCork:



and for teh record am a plaYA..meanin I hav moiney...and juss in case u ask, i live in Pekam (big boy area)..meanin its obvious chicks will do anytin to hav us...u included!!((REAL TALK))

olihilistic:


you knew??

and you come ask me question like say I throw your medicines??

I d fine and u??

Joygalore:
If you show your pixs eating Chinese fried rice,I promise to show you mine,eating Chinese fried rice with shredded beef in a Chinese casserole.

Deal?

Joygalore:
Yeah,I was just joking. Lol
Great!

Joygalore:
You are poor as a church rat (REAL TALK)

olihilistic:


OK you and your husband mrcork are playing.

I think say you Don even give am hin medicines oo.

MrCork:



...correction...i slept wit 17females on nairaland ((15 ther in Nigeria & 2 hear from London)) already.... I hav moiney & i hold the record.. .if i want u, truss me, u mine!!! ((MOINEY TALKS)))

Joygalore:
You have issues,mahn

How could you have achieved that?

I don't believe your stories.
You are fake as a butt pad

Joygalore:
How do you guys cope with him?
He is weird

olihilistic:


you're a doctor.
you should prescribe some drugs for his brain.

MrCork:



sweeery why would i lie?...I go to Nigeria 5 times a year & evertime I stay in a hotel.....U no the score wit Nigeria, U hav moiney, u cant get anytin u want.....Married women included. and to be honest, I prefer married coz they no the score..all they need is cash..no ceremony...i lie? those single ladies are rubbbish...all they want is moiney t buy wig .. 5 of the nairaland females are married..i swaaar. Why would I lie? I dont lie when it comes to females....I hav moiney and I always make the feel special....when I link u. truss me, u wil enjoy me...thats why i like goin home....ama plaYA..rememba!!((TRUE STORY))

Joygalore:
His case is beyond me

Joygalore:
MrCork,I thought Nelson,the turkey predicted England gonna win
I can see England going down

MrCork:
....OK...am now scared of black women espeically our Nigeria females.... One sexxxy dakskin babe at Elepant & Castle wearin Mini sket ask me for road direction juss two week ago and ever since then, i been dreamin about her & thinkin about marrrraige.. (((((PLEASE ADVISE))))

ErnieSmallzz:
Berlyn comman c oh, mrcork is back from prison












but unfourtunately he [size=21pt]didnt came back[/size] with sense

Nazaretha:

Wow! Apparently, you used to 'came out' of the class whenever English classes were being held.

MrCork:




[size=16pt] ....... ENGLAND JUSS LOST TO ICE LAND ((((2 - 1)))).............AM MOVIN BACKK TO NIGERIA TO SETTLE!!![/size]

O.M.G now u just made me cry , u should have just corrected me. Nobody is above mistake u know. Isokay, i won't tel u thnkz cos u corrected me in a bad way

Nazaretha:

Wow! Apparently, you used to 'came out' of the class whenever English classes were being held.

ErnieSmallzz:
O.M.G now u just made my cry , u should have just corrected me. Nobody is above mistake u know. Isokay, i won't tel u thnkz cos u corrected me in a bad way

Berlyn:
its a mistake that could occur to anyone just correct her already nd stop casting