abbeyology88:
Xienstra1, That sounds like a CURSE

PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are.

Xeinstra1:
You will die unfulfilled.

..it woundnt hurt to say **Mr Cork, I wannna love you if u do me and love me like ice cream** ... U no i no we no they no u want me...correct?..i no u want me!! (REAL TALK)

Xeinstra1:
PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are Mr Cork.

...and plis plis plis..change yor color to Lightskin yellow....thats wot all men want!!!((TRUE STORY))

Xeinstra1:
PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are.

Aiit.

Am sure u know the kind of guy the MrCork is anyway

Xeinstra1:
PishPosh, I do not have the ability to curse. What a sweetheart you are Mr Cork.

kaiiiii...that boooobsi makin me kinda dizzzy ((ALLLAR IS GREAT)))

abbeyology88:



Aiit.

Am sure u know the kind of guy the MrCork is anyway

I do.

Xeinstra1:
You will die unfulfilled.

^^^^This Ghana chick defenalely uses *juju charm to toast men....juss loookat his face... (REAL TALK)

Xeinstra1:
I do.

*liked*

MrCork:



^^^^This Ghana chick defenalely uses *juju charm to toast men....juss loookat his face... (REAL TALK)

Xeinstra1:

^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

MrCork:



^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

MrCork:



^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

MrCork:



^^^^and now she tryn to seduce me again wit sexxxxy kiss....dyammmmm am a plaYA!! ((REAL TALK)))

Xeinstra1:

are u preeeetier than Ellacute45?...The German Nigeria girl lied she waz lightskin..can u imagine?

MrCork:
....OK...am now scared of black women espeically our Nigeria females.... One sexxxy dakskin babe at Elepant & Castle wearin Mini sket ask me for road direction juss two week ago and ever since then, i been dreamin about her & thinkin about marrrraige.. (((((PLEASE ADVISE))))

LOL!

MrCork:



are u preeeetier than Ellacute45?...The German Nigeria girl lied she waz lightskin..can u imagine?

seriously you can't stop mentioning my moniker

MrCork:



are u preeeetier than Ellacute45?...The German Nigeria girl lied she waz lightskin..can u imagine?

I can't imagine. No I am not.

Xeinstra1:
I can't imagine. No I am not.

,,ok,,,but u lightskin and u hav nyansh, boooobsi plus hips & tie.....corrrrect?

MrCork:



,,ok,,,but u lightskin and u hav nyansh, boooobsi plus hips & tie.....corrrrect?

I'm not lightskinned.

ellacute45:
seriously you can't stop mentioning my moniker

....sweeery, i herd u all u ladies includeding, Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, STFUareyouG0d, Audray, Xeinstra1, Hisduchess, Onstelly, Hate2u, FlawlesRebirth02,Joygalore,Aminat508, Joygalore, CRackhead ImDharay and other ladies all want me to contest for Mr Nairaland becuz i hav the bigggest diiiiick on nairaland cuz u seeeenit.............Thanks ...thats so sweeet & romantic & i will tink aboutrrrrrrrrrrit!!

MrCork:



....sweeery, i herd u all u ladies includeding, Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, STFUareyouG0d, Audray, Xeinstra1, Hisduchess, Onstelly, Hate2u, FlawlesRebirth02,Joygalore,Aminat508, Joygalore, CRackhead ImDharay and other ladies all want me to contest for Mr Nairaland becuz i hav the bigggest diiiiick on nairaland cuz u seeeenit.............Thanks ...thats so sweeet & romantic & i will tink aboutrrrrrrrrrrit!!

STFUareyouG0d:

.YOU GAY NOW?.....

FlawlesRebirth02:
.YOU GAY NOW?.....

nah hangon sweeet hat.....STFUareyouG0d is Drama queen....he wears ear ring like Elton John, he wears lip gloss P Sqaure, he shapes brow like little kim, worst of all he all ways nagging like FlawlesRebirth02....... technically this makes him a female.. i lie?

MrCork:



....sweeery, i herd u all u ladies includeding, Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, STFUareyouG0d, Audray, Xeinstra1, Hisduchess, Onstelly, Hate2u, FlawlesRebirth02,Joygalore,Aminat508, Joygalore, CRackhead ImDharay and other ladies all want me to contest for Mr Nairaland becuz i hav the bigggest diiiiick on nairaland cuz u seeeenit.............Thanks ...thats so sweeet & romantic & i will tink aboutrrrrrrrrrrit!!

Get sense nah

onstelly:

Get sense nah

....u dont like my big diiiick any more? (17inches loooong)...u dont want me to contest again?

MrCork:



....u dont like my big diiiick any more? (17inches loooong)...u dont want me to contest again?

In your dream if I hear say e reach 2nches
You sure will fail so no need contesting

onstelly:

In your dream if I hear say e reach 2nches
You sure will fail so no need contesting

...well acccrordin to nairaland opinion poll 3 weeks ago... i offficially hav the biggest diiick on nairaland (17inches loooong)..u no it, everyone knows it.....ask nicely & i will let u play wit it!!(REAL TALK)

Lmfao

MrCork:



....sweeery, i herd u all u ladies includeding, Ellacute45, KingCheezyPuff, STFUareyouG0d, Audray, Xeinstra1, Hisduchess, Onstelly, Hate2u, FlawlesRebirth02,Joygalore,Aminat508, Joygalore, CRackhead ImDharay and other ladies all want me to contest for Mr Nairaland becuz i hav the bigggest diiiiick on nairaland cuz u seeeenit.............Thanks ...thats so sweeet & romantic & i will tink aboutrrrrrrrrrrit!!

ellacute45:

Ella dear pls answer mrcork once nd for all lets all have peace of mind.

FlawlesRebirth02:
.YOU GAY NOW?.....

Mrcork is confused

KingRex1:
Ella dear pls answer mrcork once nd for all lets all have peace of mind.

hahahahahaha you sef don tire for their drama