Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by twise4242(f): 10:39pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
nairaland |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
eme1n: You enter one chance! Don't test people and think you've achieved greatness.. Him still de start o. |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by yettyalo: 10:43pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Godmother: I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai
[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..
The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife... . my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty. my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension. my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers. He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us, the children. My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father. You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that. I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world. While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord. . I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny. it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed . After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow. In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years. . In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) . I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money. . I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test... . the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault. She had passed the "character test " . the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money. She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test" . I couldn't believe it! she was just too much! . I went into my prayer closet where the final test was revealed to me.. . . . I asked her to move into my apartment.... . she was hesitant at first but complied later
. do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen .. . for one-week she slept there on the ground... . I became sure that she was the one... . she had passed the " Fornication test "... . . on the last day of her night in the kitchen by 12am I lifted her and said "philo" "philo" "philo" "you are my wife " and that was it! . after a few weeks I married her... even though she wasn't a virgin. . I'm glad[/b] a lady should endure as if u men are fire or hot water,there are still some men with archaic brain. Pheww,I pity d lady sha. 2 Likes |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by bigass123(m): 10:43pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Kikikiki Guy you bad no be small MrMcJay: Ogbanje dey do promo and my guyman don buy market.
Don't worry. Her test for you is coming after marriage. Touch her like your father and she'll use better slap to reset your destiny. She'll slap you so hard that your Dad would shout in the village.
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Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by skimbolu01(m): 10:44pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Really? Just like that? Someone praise the *Lord* |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:45pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Lol I laff in Spanish! Soon the tester will become the tested! Gracias! A bien tot!! |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
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Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Tf |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
OP gan-an sef!
Wickedness of d highest order |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by dissybling(f): 10:48pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
haha see test |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by dayveed1(m): 10:48pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Jobless man |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by stevedre: 10:49pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
edwife: The moment you shout at me in public, don't look forward to the next morning....astalavista baby Im a guy and i agree with you. Hasta la vista baby ....Only matured people can relate to the popular source.. TERMINATOR 2... 1 Like |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Chukazu: 10:49pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
village man! you for jejely go village go take wife instead of all this long tory... test ko..
with all this emotional abuse? 1 Like |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by UIA04(f): 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Godmother:
As in ehn! I wish I could see the part two of this story. This lady is obviously pretending and will soo show this guy My exact thoughts maybe her babalawo / pastor told her what to do already Philo Philo you are my wife I laugh in spiritual powers |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by nnemmpi(m): 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
nonsense 2 Likes |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by litaninja(m): 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
This has no doubt got to be the most stu.pid thing I have EVER read on NL. Foo.lish on too many levels to analyze.
And I'm a guy....now imagine how I'll feel if I were female. Babe sef siddon dey do nonsense...that's the type that will be smiling when a husband is breaking bottles on her head. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by queencalipso(f): 10:51pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
blkmum700:
will you move to my flat and sleep in my kitchen to be my wife,i need to be sure you're not after my billions. Hahahahah!!! If one week on your kitchen floor will get me your billions, I will gladly do that. After all na business and in business we take risks 1 Like |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Rohzay(m): 10:52pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
:Ddont evn test me,evn if na blood test |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by blkmum700: 10:52pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
She ate my Dung,i lift her up and told her you are my wife today we are happily married,how many girls can eat dung? |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by ehiage27(m): 10:52pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
FOOL..... all the while she was sleeping on the floor, she was F***ing another guy.. idi** test. |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
MrMcJay: Ogbanje dey do promo and my guyman don buy market.
Don't worry. Her test for you is coming after marriage. Touch her like your father and she'll use better slap to reset your destiny. She'll slap you so hard that your Dad would shout in the village.
Loooooooooooooooooooool I laughed so loud & hard bro, |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
MEANING!!!
I didn't laugh cos I couldn't make sense out of the whole t.
Thank God she didn't sleep in the toilet. |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by queencalipso(f): 10:55pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
litaninja: This has no doubt got to be the most stu.pid thing I have EVER read on NL. Foo.lish on too many levels to analyze.
And I'm a guy....now imagine how I'll feel if I were female. Babe sef siddon dey do nonsense...that's the type that will be smiling when a husband is breaking bottles on her head. Odiegwu that's the type that will slap you 10 times if you slap her once, and will poison you if you disturb her too much. She saw through him, so she pretended to get what she want. Just wish he will post the next phase. 1 Like |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by guiddoti: 10:55pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
I am laughing because season two will be the wind of change. 3 Likes |
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Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by adajoyce: 10:57pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
I feel sorry for dis man.. He thinks he is perfect by setting test for d imperfect girl. Well this can only happen in Africa magic 1 Like |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by stephnie44(f): 10:58pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Godmother: I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai
[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..
The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife... . my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty. my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension. my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers. He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us, the children. My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father. You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that. I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world. While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord. . I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny. it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed . After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow. In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years. . In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) . I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money. . I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test... . the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault. She had passed the "character test " . the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money. She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test" . I couldn't believe it! she was just too much! . I went into my prayer closet where the final test was revealed to me.. . . . I asked her to move into my apartment.... . she was hesitant at first but complied later
. do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen .. . for one-week she slept there on the ground... . I became sure that she was the one... . she had passed the " Fornication test "... . . on the last day of her night in the kitchen by 12am I lifted her and said "philo" "philo" "philo" "you are my wife " and that was it! . after a few weeks I married her... even though she wasn't a virgin. . I'm glad[/b] if she put u 2 a test wil u pass?aboki nama |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Graceisall(m): 11:00pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Godmother: I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai
[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..
The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife... . my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty. my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension. my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers. He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us, the children. My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father. You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that. I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world. While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord. . I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny. it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed . After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow. In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years. . In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) . I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money. . I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test... . the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault. She had passed the "character test " . the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money. She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test" . I couldn't believe it! she was just too much! . I went into my prayer closet where the final test was revealed to me.. . . . I asked her to move into my apartment.... . she was hesitant at first but complied later
. do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen .. . for one-week she slept there on the ground... . I became sure that she was the one... . she had passed the " Fornication test "... . . on the last day of her night in the kitchen by 12am I lifted her and said "philo" "philo" "philo" "you are my wife " and that was it! . after a few weeks I married her... even though she wasn't a virgin. . I'm glad[/b] Waz dis? Smh! And you don't need testing abi! True men and women have better things driving them. They respect themselves and each other. She sleeps in the kitchen to prove whatever to you who sleeps elsewhere comfortably. I'm keeping my sanity writing this, but in sobriety, you are really illmotivated or just comfortably ignorant. 2 Likes |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Sunofgod(m): 11:01pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Tufiakwa gi.... |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Evablazze(m): 11:02pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Clown, you made her sleep in the kitchen before realizing she was your wife..Awon eleyi wicked gon |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by Checked86: 11:03pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Where was the guy sleeping when Philo was sleeping in the kitchen? I pity people's opinions about women. Some think that girls are slaves that you need to test their loyalty before buying. It is good to find a girl that will be loyal to you but why subject her to such cruelty just to prove a point? We, men always think that once we have gotten the money and can provide for the girl,then you are qualified to marry any girl, both virgin and 'unvirgin'. Very bad! 6 Likes |
Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by banmee(m): 11:03pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Godmother:
As in ehn! I wish I could see the part two of this story. This lady is obviously pretending and will soo show this guy Obviously the story is fabricated. |