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Re: My Bedroom Wahala by MissyB1(m): 3:53pm On Sep 21, 2009
After the ''1st round'' do You immediately pounce or her again?
If Yes . . . .I'D say You give her some time (Say 10 mins or so)
before You begin to talk and touch . . . .If really You aren't living
the life of Okwonkwo( grin), she should be aroused and then get down to tha thang.

If she still refuses . . . . .You both can talk it over seriously.

. . . .and please, endeavour not to rape her again. angry angry
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by joxiri: 4:31pm On Sep 21, 2009
totally random but missyb you ve got really nice curves
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by german007(m): 5:49pm On Sep 21, 2009
@Poster.
You need to confess to us here, be honest and tell us uv been taking burantashi ,paraga or viagra.

DONT COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT FINISHING ONE ROUND AND THEN WANTING TO RAM HER STRAIGHT AFTER WITHOUT EVEN TAKING A FEW MINS BREAK TO RELAX,
U BE HORSE? ARE U A MACHINE? ARE U A ROBOT?

U ARE CLEARLY A SELFISH MAN AS U DONT WORRY ABOUT HER SEXUAL SATISFACTION, ALL U DO IS WORRY ABOUT THE VIAGRA OR BURANTASHI WORKING INSIDE U.

MY ADVICE TO U IS TO GO BECOME THE NEXT BIG PORN STAR, OR GO FIND DOG TO F))k.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by PCbusayo(f): 5:50pm On Sep 21, 2009
:d
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by PCbusayo(f): 5:51pm On Sep 21, 2009
@Poster.
You need to confess to us here, be honest and tell us uv been taking burantashi ,paraga or viagra.

DONT COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT FINISHING ONE ROUND AND THEN WANTING TO RAM HER STRAIGHT AFTER WITHOUT EVEN TAKING A FEW MINS BREAK TO RELAX,
U BE HORSE? ARE U A MACHINE? ARE U A ROBOT?

U ARE CLEARLY A SELFISH MAN AS U DONT WORRY ABOUT HER SEXUAL SATISFACTION, ALL U DO IS WORRY ABOUT THE VIAGRA OR BURANTASHI WORKING INSIDE U.

MY ADVICE TO U IS TO GO BECOME THE NEXT BIG PORN STAR, OR GO FIND DOG TO F))k.

lol.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Niiade(m): 10:28pm On Sep 21, 2009
Its ok,i think u need to back off from s*x.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x being close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.i've said too much am so sorry.enjoy em then get back to us.be good
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by german007(m): 10:35pm On Sep 21, 2009
@niiiade.

Im sorry to say, but what you'v just written make no clear sense whatsoever. I cant figure out what your saying, or trying to say.
Doesnt make sense.


I think it's best you re-analyse and rephrase your statement .

Pls tender your evidence.



Regards
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by amebono1: 11:14pm On Sep 21, 2009
truphie:

hahahaha,me i like sex alot oooh.if my bf was hard like dis every night il gladly yansh him till it goes down oh.hmmmm il be happy sef that he wants to fu ck constantly.lol

ride on my sister grin grin grin grin grin e be like say na cement them use do your thing, no mind all those gurls like me wey them use gold and agege bread do our own, hence the reason for not wanting too much gravity abi force to be exerted grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by victor08(m): 11:40pm On Sep 21, 2009
Man take it easy with girl.SEX is not food.U might lose the girl soon to an insatiable nympho.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Niiade(m): 12:03am On Sep 22, 2009
I think u should back off from s*x a bit not an expert.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x be close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing let say like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it very well tease her endlessly everytime talkin,laughin when cookin anytime show her u want her feelin sexy bring on that sex appeal.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re doin ya thang dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too til u re out.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.let her be comfortable &pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.respect her needs and take care of her.dont know wat u ve being doin to her good or bad.just speakin my mind.sorry for my long speech.enjoy b good to her.everywoman is a gem just different way to polish em.ciao
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Niiade(m): 12:15am On Sep 22, 2009
I think u should back off from s*x a bit not an expert.u'r not married slow d tempo u should make her feel loved if u dont want to lose her.firstly u need to spend intimate time with her &no s*x be close in body&soul just u&her no tv,music,noise nothing let say like a beach.u both could stay naked and touch,feel&want eachother stil no sex.u need to build her emotionally too help with her problems,shortcoming,stress.help with chores&other things she holds dearly it should be about her stop being selfish.when u want to make love,make music with her let her want it more than u do.alot of pre-intimacy,stilmulate her.tease her know her soft spots and use it very well tease her endlessly everytime talkin,laughin when cookin anytime show her u want her feelin sexy bring on that sex appeal.i know its hard but u need to want her soul not just her body.be patience dont get angry or rush it.when u re doin ya thang dont rush it take her slowly.when ur stick is stil up make her play with it and tease u too til u re out.give her time afta a round and when she is ready make it less tedious.also try positions dat keep her relax and at rest.let her be comfortable &pls learn new things too as regards lovemaking.dont ve sex every time u re together.respect her needs and take care of her.dont know wat u ve being doin to her good or bad.just speakin my mind.sorry for my long speech.enjoy b good to her.everywoman is a gem just different way to polish em.ciao
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Niiade(m): 12:53am On Sep 22, 2009
Using my phone kinda of double posted@german read well.pls just take ur time with her make sex enjoyable is all i'm saying,make her want you.lots of pre-intimacy,ensure u connect with her dont make it about u and ur stick.it should be about u&her.i just hope u understood what i typed out earlier deco.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by kellorah: 1:00am On Sep 22, 2009
Ur a crap lover!!

Shame on u!

And ur here blaming ur chick. KMT.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Kunbee: 1:09am On Sep 22, 2009
^^^^ pls wats dis KMT
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by kellorah: 1:10am On Sep 22, 2009
Kiss/ing my teeth.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by Kunbee: 1:12am On Sep 22, 2009
^^^ thanks cheesy
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by kaykaybaba(m): 1:50am On Sep 22, 2009
shocked poor girl, she's your princess, but man, you've not treated her right so far. Forget about your 'needs' for a while and focus on her, eh? its not all about sex, just saying
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by eniola1310(f): 3:50am On Sep 22, 2009
i guess u read Ikebe Super too much.

here comes Nackson !!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by deco2come: 7:49am On Sep 22, 2009
kellorah:

your a crap lover!!

Shame on u!

And your here blaming your chick. KMT.


If a guy last for a 2minutes, they will nickname him 2minutes noddles, if he last for longer they call him crap or stingy lover. I don tire.
Now kellorah I think you have a job now, tell me which minutes you like? I know most of you girls here will dump your man if he last only a minute. You won't consider yourself being stingy or the guy being tired grin Now my d**k refused to fall down grin,you call me stingy lover.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by whitelexi(m): 8:22am On Sep 22, 2009
deco2come:



If a guy last for a 2minutes, they will nickname him 2minutes noddles, if he last for longer they call him crap or stingy lover. I don tire.
Now kellorah I think you have a job now, tell me which minutes you like? I know most of you girls here will dump your man if he last only a minute. You won't consider yourself being stingy or the guy being tired grin Now my d**k refused to fall down grin,you call me stingy lover.

Dude, dont listen to em. Your case is different from mine but they're also similar. . . I used to have a nympho girlfriend back in uni, and on the average, we used to go 6 rounds before i came. She always wanted it, but sadly, i wanted much more than just sex from a relationship and so it had to end slowly. She still calls and we talk from time to time. . . It is a blessing that many guys dont have, and believe it or not, some girls here - even the married ones, sometimes wish their men would last much longer than they do. If all men were perfect for their women, u wouldn't be hearing of cheating and divorce. Sex is like an aphrodisiac, once you're good at it, them girls will just keep coming back no matter what u do or say.

But your case is different cos your girlfriend is not a nympho, in fact, she's way below average when it comes to sex and you are having trouble as a direct result of that. Like i said earlier, if she doesn't improve, it is going to end whether or not u want to break up with her - and she knows this in the back of her mind. All it takes is for u to meet someone who remotely meets your expectation and your current girlfriend is history.

Ask her to buckle up, it will be very selfish of her to not want pre-intimacy - always want u to start sex quickly, and then stop once she has satisfied her own urge. . . That will only lead to frustration and an eventual break-up.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by amebono1: 1:28pm On Sep 22, 2009
justwise:

ahahahaha I was in pieces when i read that part, my God! amebo no1 u are a nutcase

But it is true, this guy needs an overdose of estazolam, it will help put him to SLUMBER , and also help relax that skeletal muscle of his,he uses for the activity undecided

Gawd i wonder why EFCC are not handling jobs like this, they need to detain this guy for rape, i mean the last time i checked animals are the ones that make love like india savages and not people like this

Holy moses
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by justwise(m): 1:34pm On Sep 22, 2009
!amebo no1:

But it is true, this guy needs an overdose of estazolam, it will help put him to [b]SLUMBER[/b] , and also help relax that skeletal muscle of his,he uses for the activity undecided

Gawd i wonder why EFCC are not handling jobs like this, they need to detain this guy for rape, i mean the last time i checked animals are the ones that make love like india savages and not people like this

Holy moses

Hahahaha, God have mercy!! Here u go again, my ribs are in pains now. nothing i will not read in NL. oh dear!
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by german007(m): 2:03pm On Sep 22, 2009
like is said b4


@Poster.
You need to confess to us here, be honest and tell us uv been taking burantashi ,paraga or viagra.

DONT COME HERE AND TALK ABOUT FINISHING ONE ROUND AND THEN WANTING TO RAM HER STRAIGHT AFTER WITHOUT EVEN TAKING A FEW MINS BREAK TO RELAX,
U BE HORSE? ARE U A MACHINE? ARE U A ROBOT?

U ARE CLEARLY A SELFISH MAN AS U DONT WORRY ABOUT HER SEXUAL SATISFACTION, ALL U DO IS WORRY ABOUT THE VIAGRA OR BURANTASHI WORKING INSIDE U.

MY ADVICE TO U IS TO GO BECOME THE NEXT BIG PORN STAR, OR GO FIND DOG TO F))k.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by natashi: 2:17pm On Sep 22, 2009
Not to be perverted or anything, but she could always use other things to go a second round without going a second round, be creative even show her different techniques she can use that would be adequete , hope yall get my hint
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by follypimpi(m): 2:18pm On Sep 22, 2009
Women and their wahala,why cant everything just be plain simplezzz
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by whitelexi(m): 2:23pm On Sep 22, 2009
follypimpi:

Women and their wahala,why cant everything just be plain simplezzz

Bros, i wonder oh grin
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by follypimpi(m): 2:31pm On Sep 22, 2009
whitelexi:

Bros, i wonder oh grin

If you have high sex drive u r a freak,If u r too calm,they say u r not an adventurous , Now is pre-intimacy,like we dont pre-intimacy b4.
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by whitelexi(m): 3:03pm On Sep 22, 2009
follypimpi:


If you have high sex drive u r a freak,If u r too calm,they say u r not an adventurous , Now is pre-intimacy,like we dont pre-intimacy b4.


Nothing wey man no go see for this life grin grin grin
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by okeey(m): 3:20pm On Sep 22, 2009
well,is a big thing
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by follypimpi(m): 3:46pm On Sep 22, 2009
whitelexi:

Nothing wey man no go see for this life grin grin grin

Maybe we should go on a NO-COCKIE strike
grin grin
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by whitelexi(m): 3:51pm On Sep 22, 2009
follypimpi:


Maybe we should go on a NO-COCKIE strike
grin grin

Yeah, throw a tantrum, protest and then blame it on political correctness grin grin grin

Either way, na the same girls go complain cheesy
Re: My Bedroom Wahala by follypimpi(m): 4:12pm On Sep 22, 2009
whitelexi:

Yeah, throw a tantrum, protest and then blame it on political correctness grin grin grin

Either way, na the same girls go complain cheesy

We Men should stand up for our rights,with em tites poppin out and Big ass,We should say No to Sex,if you are with me Say YEAHHH

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