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| Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Preciousgirl(f): 10:24pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Me a guy said i make too much moaning So he broke with me What are yours? Lol 1 Like |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by chachanga: 10:38pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Ahh, moaning ke?  . No o!Presh, Presh!! Oya, carry ur wrapper , come go sleep, e don pass ur bedtime sef. |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by rawpadgin(m): 10:50pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
that she can no longer stand the size of my cucumber in fact, she used to call it " small pikin keg"  |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by olaleks007(m): 11:20pm On Aug 02, 2016 |
Preciousgirl: Do U use microphone when moaning? 1 Like |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Rosella1: 12:11am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Hmmmm, He said this exact words "Well, Sorry i can't continue this relationship. I've met someone here in school and am so much in love with the person His name is Jesus Christ am in love with Jesus Christ" It wasn't easy for me to get over it, a relationship of a year and 11months. Took me almost a year for me to stop being sober! 1 Like |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by faruz: 12:41am On Aug 03, 2016 |
searching!!!!!!!!!!! system failure............... |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by kingpablo: 1:39am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Girls kept leaving me coz I was broke during my university days. so I chose to be single and face my hustle. then I realised only God and your sweat will always remain faithful to you. #i'm grateful for who I am today. 2 Likes |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by kuuljay(m): 3:40am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Rosella1:I hope it's not the jesus am thinking |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by ehix89(m): 4:00am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Preciousgirl: 
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| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by slimthugchimee(m): 5:16am On Aug 03, 2016 |
i mistakenly poured away the fresh tomato stew she was cooking after she bought all the tomatoes herself last week  |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Anthony0094(m): 6:31am On Aug 03, 2016 |
their pastor told her that her husband is from the west and from the east |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Preciousgirl(f): 6:40am On Aug 03, 2016 |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Nobody: 7:05am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Mine was in secondary school, broke up with a guy cos he repeated a class n he didn't tell me...Funny tho |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Nobody: 7:16am On Aug 03, 2016 |
Becaus i am too handsome, when she goes out, guys treat her like a queen and admires her but whe she is in my presence, she feels ugly and intimidated by my other female friends which can give her a run for her money, beauy wise. Though i had to let her go becaus i felt she was not good and not too beautiful as other guys might put it. so to save her the stress of fear, intimidation, inferiority complex becaus i am too handsome and influential and becaus my female besties are much more beautiful and connected than her. |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Rosella1: 10:59am On Aug 03, 2016 |
kuuljay:My dear, I don't know! |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by dollyjoy(f): 12:36pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
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| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by ChappyChase: 12:42pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
She said marvy I want to take God serious.... |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by solomonbrown64: 12:45pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
..........because she wanted to be closer to the "holy spirit"... |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by firstking01(m): 12:48pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
That i'm not from her tribe  |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Nobody: 12:59pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
cos I ws dating a coded runs gurl . I find out nd broke up.. lil biatch.. |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Nobody: 1:15pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
i gave her two eggs to cook one and fry the other, she fried the wrong one and cooked the wrong one, if she cant follow that simple instruction then am afraid shes a waste of precious time |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by RichieDaVinci01(m): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
You are too handsome one day you'll shatter my heart.I knw am not the only one And am like 'Hiaaaan are you even listening to yourself' |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Preciousgirl(f): 2:03pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
RichieDaVinci01: Liar! |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by RichieDaVinci01(m): 2:52pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Preciousgirl:you weren't there so how? |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Preciousgirl(f): 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
RichieDaVinci01: Show your picture to prove me wrong |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Nobody: 3:36pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
according to him o ....he was like mma you are a good person o but u are too social. some people are very lucky when it comes to relationship...not fair sha |
| Re: Drop The Funniest Reasons Why Someone Broke Up With You by Joshrob(m): 5:10pm On Aug 03, 2016 |
Meet her in my 300l in school,we date for just that session. After our second semester exam,she traveled home but I stayed back in school. She called one night crying and telling she is scared of me,that am weird. Told me almost all my friends smoke and womanize but I don't smoke and I don't womanize, my flatmates and some of my real guys are cultist but am not a cultist. She went on to say that am a pretender and very smart at it,that she have tried to know the kind of guy she's dating but the more she try,the more confused she get,that she's no more interested. I tried to make her understand that am real,that am not pretending. Am not the type that get influence by friends but she insist she can't continue. I just free the babe,no time for many talk.. |
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