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Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 8:37pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
I greet you my fellow pot bellied Rambos , do not let anybody put you down or make you feel less of a man, forget all the 'negative' stereotype of our 'sexiness', potbelly is not a 'deformity' in any way infact its has a lot of advantages and they are as follows:: 1)It makes you look like "AFRICAN ROYALTY" 2)Forget all the assumptions, "REAL WOMEN" 'love' men with pot belly, its all them small chewing gum girls that are impressed by 'labourers body' AKA 'six pack' 3) If you know how to rock your pot belly very well, you will always get the "chairman" treatment anywhere you go 4) Contrary to what you may have heard, we pot bellied rambos dont fall sick easy and we live longer than others, if you doubt me, start looking out for obituaries and compare the number pot bellied people deaths with the non pot bellied.... 5) Nigerian police will rarely ever harass a 'pot bellied' man, i can personally attest to this because i cannot remember the last time police in Nigeria stopped me to ask for papers, it is always a case of "welcome sir", "your boys are loyal sir"... 6) Pot bellied rambos last longer in bed(if you doubt it, there is nothing i can write to prove to you, just look for a pot bellied rambo and.................) 7)Pot bellied rambos are loyal husbands.(If you dont believe, means you are insinuating that "your father' is randy ) Pot bellied rambos are peaceful men, be honest with yourself, how many times have you seen a pot bellied man fighting on the streets? 9)As a pot bellied rambo in Nigeria, you are one step closer to being "a ruler" than the others(if you doubt, check all our leaders and do the maths) 10) As a pot bellied rambo in these hard times, 'even if you nor chop for 2 days, nobody go know, dem go still feel say you dey flex" MY POT BELLIED RAMBOS I GREET YOU ONCE AGAIN, ROCK YOUR POT BELLY WITH PRIDE AND DONT LET "THESE PEOPLE WAY NOR SEE FOOD CHOP DECEIVE YOU WITH WRONG INFO.......... 5 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by potbelly(m): 8:44pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Marks register... Preach brother! Preach! 3 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by eme1n(m): 8:44pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Present sir!! 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 8:47pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
eme1n: WELCOME MY BROTHERS!! 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 8:47pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
potbelly: WELCOME BROTHER!! I GREET YOU!! 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by paulcaesar(m): 8:53pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Lol,you're very funny,nice post anyway. |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Adekorya: 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
As a pot belly man, You look like a chairman especially on well starch native dress 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by mynduu44: 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Yes oooo.. Pot belly acts like a vibrat0r wen we rock the boat, enabling her Cum in a gif.. The last time a witch wanted to press me on bed, she succeed in bouncing off when she landed on my pot belly..( Pot belly is our own anti missile defense system) I hereby form Association of Pot Bellied LandLords (APBL) 3 Likes
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Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Wtf is this nitori olorun? Op I just dey smh for you |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 8:59pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
mynduu44: APBL 4 LIFE!!! 4 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
MY APBL BROTHERS!! I KNOW OUR HATERS WILL NOT TAKE THIS TO FRONT PAGE BUT WE DONT CARE IF THEY DONT!! APBL IS HERE TO STAY |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Nobody: 9:04pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Team pot belly fvck six packs! 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by ojun50(m): 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
They give them hope |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Nobody: 9:51pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Welcome to the club brothers. |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Abeg make I join your club jare. The 6-packs wey I dey take deceive babes in my hey days don't turn to 1-barrel. APBL is the way to go. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:42pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Keep on deceiving yourself, giving lame excuses for your laziness to be physically fit and healthy. Six-packs and rock-hard body is always the way. There is no woman living on this planet that will prefer a potbellied guy to a ripped guy "all things being equal". So get ur soft butts off the couch, discard your beer drinking habit and hit the gym. 3 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Nobody: 10:49pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: All things are never equal biko. Some of us don't even drink beer per se. By the way, that guy in your profile pix is the reason people like me can't sustain 6-packs. He don't carry my own join. |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 10:56pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
PRISTINEMUSCLES: Somebody give this man a cold beer! Arnold with all him plenty muscle, u don see am recently? Arnold is now the vice president of APBL California branch 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by 4Qbitch: 11:06pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
When you have pot belly it means that you have a store of belly fat. Belly fat (especially visceral fat) is a slow killer because it gradually releases toxins into your organs and bloodstream. You'd be fine now, but over the years these toxins result in deadly diseases, including cancer. Pot belly is not a sign of good living. It's a quick pointer to the fact that you are unhealthy. May ignorance not lead you to an early grave. 2 Likes |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
soberdrunk: I no need your beer, i prefer my ice chilled smoothies and protein shakes. You just singled out one man out of more than a billion persons on this planet. Arnold was on steroid during his body-building days that is what is responsible for his fallen chest and big gut. Moreover, he is on the wrong side of sixty. Baba don old. Check wesley snipes, d rock,van damme,lee haney etc these guys are "old" but they still look younger than their age reason being that they took care of their body wella. 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by xendra: 8:48am On Aug 09, 2016 |
now I just can't help but shake my head for all the lazy ass that belongs in this thread |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by rawpadgin(m): 9:05am On Aug 09, 2016 |
don't get ur a$$ off the couch & visit the gym very soon u will have to use a car jack to lift up ur belle in other to see ur Winnie 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by Beamborla(f): 10:05am On Aug 09, 2016 |
o ma se o! Bet why?
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Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by daviddagreat: 8:52pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
laziness at its peak y wud a young man b proud of having a pot belly. its really embarrassing, not to talk of the health implications |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 9:13pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
daviddagreat: WELCOME OOO! UNCLE CONAN THE DESTROYER, MR CHESTERFIELD BABA BOUNCER! |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by daviddagreat: 9:25pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
soberdrunk: not a bouncer just a certified G with wit a great physique. how u doin |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by AfroKnight: 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
A little pot belly never hurt anybody. At least the babes get free soft pillow to lay their pretty heads on. Ladies certainly prefer this to the hard uncomfortable ripped 6-pack. When you saunter into the bank with your short sleeve shirt draped over your belly with nice trousers and correct comfy shoes, you get special treatment cos you command attention. Even police go respect you cos you look like family man. APBL, . . . progress! 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by rosieluv(f): 7:20am On Aug 10, 2016 |
present sir |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by tonymax20: 8:34am On Aug 10, 2016 |
this is freakin hilarious 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by DeLioncourt: 8:37am On Aug 10, 2016 |
pot belly gang!!! six pacs na wash! 1 Like |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 11:56am On Aug 10, 2016 |
rosieluv: Aunty we said "Pot belly" not "blackberry", those 'blackberries' you are carrying in front of you are lovely tho! |
Re: Where Are All My 'confident' 'pot Bellied' Men? Get In Here! "Pot Bellied Rambos by soberdrunk(m): 12:01pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
Beamborla: O ma se 4 who? Men that use your monthly corper allawee to drink gulder on 'slow' Sundays? You better show some respect, you dont know whose office you will be coming to look for job....... |
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