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Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 10:21pm On Sep 26, 2009
have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by skfa1: 10:24pm On Sep 26, 2009
evil666:

have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.

Jesus christ, your first post, that shows whom u are.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 10:28pm On Sep 26, 2009
Just advise and forget who i am,i want to know if the kpekus will tear or it will be like a normal one and how sweet it will be.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 10:39pm On Sep 26, 2009
:oOh my days shocked I guess it would be all wrinkled up undecided just like a mans peepee at 120 (all shrivelled up) lipsrsealed
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by MissyB1(m): 10:41pm On Sep 26, 2009
You either need Jesus or a Doctor.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Atreus(f): 10:42pm On Sep 26, 2009
I dunno whether to laugh at the idiocy of this post or cry and pray for your deliverance.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 10:48pm On Sep 26, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

:oOh my days shocked I guess it would be all wrinkled up undecided just like a mans peepee at 120 (all shrivelled up) lipsrsealed

wrinkled up? i dont think so, i dont think she has had sex for over 50 yrs, dont you think it will be as that of a virgin? please reason it and advise pls!
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by german007(m): 10:51pm On Sep 26, 2009
POSTER.

Jeeeezzzz! Are you that bored, lonely and miserable to do such?. Im sure you must be having a joke here or going delusional.

Infact im lost for words. Good Luck.


Im out
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 10:53pm On Sep 26, 2009
Guy its really twisted of you to consider this lipsrsealed Is she forcing you?
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 10:58pm On Sep 26, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Guy its really twisted of you to consider this lipsrsealed Is she forcing you?
anytime i go to her place she always seduce me, she even touch my, , she has invited me for, i just need an advise b4 i proceed!
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by german007(m): 11:01pm On Sep 26, 2009
Dude for real.

Im eating my pounded yam and fish here, and ur'e litterally making me feel like vomiting. Your'e a nasty , horrible pevert.
arrrrrrrgg!
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by chukudibab(m): 11:02pm On Sep 26, 2009
evil666:

have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.
grin grin grin seriously u r insane.
if u want her dead, find another means not by F**kin her A**


u jus com, ok u no get better thing to thread i see?
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by german007(m): 11:03pm On Sep 26, 2009
he noh get better thing to do, he is bored , lonely and miserable.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 11:06pm On Sep 26, 2009
You also need to factor in the fact that she has an old heart, if she has a heart attack while yall are doing the do what will you do? Dayyyuum you must really not be getting any to be considering this lipsrsealed grin
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2009
german007:

Dude for real.

Im eating my pounded yam and fish here, and your'e litterally making me feel like vomiting. Your'e a nasty , horrible pevert.
arrrrrrrgg!
mugu na 11 pm you take dey eat pounded yam,if you no get better advise to offer no comment here again.otherwise,
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 11:12pm On Sep 26, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

You also need to factor in the fact that she has an old heart, if she has a heart attack while yall are doing the do what will you do? Dayyyuum you must really not be getting any to be considering this lipsrsealed grin
How can sex lead to heart attack, this is terrible, i am just hearing that for the first time. But even if, the autopsy will show that i didnt kill her,it will show she died from pleasure! what do u think?
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 11:15pm On Sep 26, 2009
evil666:

How can sex lead to heart attack, this is terrible, i am just hearing that for the first time. But even if, the autopsy will show that i didnt kill her,it will show she died from pleasure! what do u think?

Im surprised you havnt heard of older individuals giving up the ghost on the throes of passion shocked A 120yr old heart may not be able to handle the intense pleasure. The autopsy will show that she was doing the do and would you want someone to die on you? You will carry that guilt for the rest of you life. Im sure there are many pretty young things in your area go for them instead.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 11:22pm On Sep 26, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Im surprised you havnt heard of older individuals giving up the ghost on the throes of passion shocked A 120 heart may not be able to handle the intense pleasure. The autopsy will show that she was doing the do and would you want someone to die on you? You will carry that guilt for the rest of you life. Im sure there are many pretty young things in your area go for them instead.

I guess u are pretty as well! pls can we talk on yahoo mess, so that i will type my ID here? you can put ur ID as well!
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 11:24pm On Sep 26, 2009
evil666:

I guess u are pretty as well! pls can we talk on yahoo mess, so that i will type my ID here? you can put your ID as well!

Hahaha im good hun wink
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by german007(m): 11:27pm On Sep 26, 2009
evil666

You're clearly an ignorant , shallow minded, lackadaisical .

Firstly your polluted mind tells me all about you,  "wanting to sleep with a 120 yrs old woman". Your'e a mentally slow pyshcopath.

Secondly .I dont think its in my best interest to spend my time conversing and exchanging words (words you probably dont understand) with you.


Thirdly , Your choice of username "evil666" clearly defines you and your maledicent personality


Il refrain from responding to you.

Regards
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 11:31pm On Sep 26, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Hahaha im good hun wink
My yahoo ID is Paulbrown_uk pls buzz me lets talk, i am eagerly waiting
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Ebonyeyes(f): 11:33pm On Sep 26, 2009
Nah you are alright. Your username is abit scary and you are considering messing about with a 120yr old great grand mother lipsrsealed
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by evil666(m): 11:35pm On Sep 26, 2009
german007:

evil666

You're clearly an ignorant , shallow minded, lackadaisical .

Firstly your polluted mind tells me all about you,  "wanting to sleep with a 120 yrs old woman". Your'e a mentally slow pyshcopath.

Secondly .I dont think its in my best interest to spend my time conversing and exchanging words (words you probably dont understand) with you.


Thirdly , Your choice of username "evil666" clearly defines you and your maledicent personality


Il refrain from responding to you.

Regards

I warned you b4 this small boy not to come here again, now this is anoda warning just stay clear or,
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by iice(f): 11:54pm On Sep 26, 2009
The time people have sef undecided
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by german007(m): 11:58pm On Sep 26, 2009
@IICE.

For real hun

I shouldnt have responded at all.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by Kunbee: 12:16am On Sep 27, 2009
Ewwwwwwwwww
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by iice(f): 12:17am On Sep 27, 2009
german007:

@IICE.

For real hun

I shouldnt have responded at all.

LOL it must be the weekend cheesy
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by pcguru1(m): 12:30am On Sep 27, 2009
What the Bleep?Antichrist in nairaland.Some pple are just sick satanist coming here with silly threads.Hey dude go to hell.You sick antichrist gay Bottom nigger.Next time be more credible with your stories or schizophrenic ordeal.
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by baybbootz(f): 1:49am On Sep 27, 2009
LMFAO
LWKMD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ds z d last straw,am going 2 bed, ive seen 2 much madness, i fink am hallucinating.

pityful n lame way 2 get attention, geeeeeeezzzzzzz sm pips shoke me. angry angry
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by TOYOSI20(f): 3:22am On Sep 27, 2009
This is so sick and slow! undecided
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by madlady(f): 4:18am On Sep 27, 2009
lipsrsealed
Re: Sex With A Very Old Woman Of About 120 Years by sexyLeamon(f): 5:59am On Sep 27, 2009
evil666:

have you ever slept with a woman of about 120 yrs. please advise me immediately because i am about to do that with this old woman in my neighbourhood. how does the kpekus feel.
Death! am freaking Death! which planet are u from man? nairaland grin grin grin grin grin grin all sort of people come here DAMN! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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