CrazyQuinn:
Feel free to add yours....

iamsparrow:


Op, you no try @ all. na you open topic, why you come carry FTC again

CrazyQuinn:
Maternity leave

You don’t have to worry about hiding erections at inappropriate times.

Ugly women can get laid, but ugly guys can’t.

A woman can never be sent to jail for slapping her husband.

Strange guys in bars will buy you drinks.

You can sue for sexual harassment and not get made fun of.

You dominate fashion magazine covers.

Artists will cut off their left ear for you.

If you don’t like sports, that’s okay.

If you are sensitive, and no one thinks you’re gay.

Guys will pay for everything.

You don’t have to worry about asking guys out on dates, you can just wait for the guys to come to you.

You smell better.

Society deems you the “gentle gender.”

You aren’t expected to know anything about cars.

You’re allowed to cry.

You’re allowed to have stuffed animals.

You’re allowed to carry a bag with all the stuff you may need for an outing.

Lesbians are more accepted than a guy being gay

Male store clerks rush to your assistance.

Strangers will stop to help you change a flat.

You can walk through the lingerie section of a store and not feel awkward.

Guys think you look good even without makeup or in sweats (really.)

The less you wear, the more popular you become.

You are never challenged with making a guy have an orgasm.

You don’t need a cool car to get laid.

You can stay home all day and live off your spouse without being deemed a lazy bum.

Multiple orgasms.

You never have to fix anything around the house.

If you go to the bathroom in pairs or groups, no one thinks you’re gay.

You can leave your boyfriend for any reason, and everyone will take your side.

Your hormones don’t make your voice crack, just your breasts bigger.

Naked women are beautiful, naked men are hideous.

Women can get drunk and not act like assholes.

You get to blame mood swings on your period no matter what time of the month it is.

57. You never have to worry if the people in your gym locker room are checking you out.

Guys are willing to bury their faces in the most obnoxious, germ-ridden parts of your body.

You can dance with someone of the same sex and not be labeled as gay.

The thought of women masturbating turns guys on.

You can have guy friends and not worry about what people think.

You don’t feel pressured to have sex with every guy on earth.

If you get into a fight your friends will help you.

You can achieve orgasm with thought alone.

Your friends are supportive when you’re single and depressed about it.

Fifty dates equals fifty free dinners and/or movies.

You don’t have to build the courage to ask someone out, plan the evening, pay for it, and call in a few days to hope that person is interested in doing something with you a second time.

You don’t have to play mind games with the person you go out with in order to find out whether he likes you or not - you're a woman, of course he likes you.

You never have to worry about meeting the parents - they will love you no matter what, they're just glad their son's not queer.

You rarely have to worry about saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to prevent a fight you never knew was coming – in short, you plan all the fights: what they are about, when they will start, and when you will forgive him.

You don’t have to keep track of your boyfriend’s haircut.

You’re never expected or asked to move heavy or large objects.

Guys don't care if you're coming out of a relationship - women look at a guy on the rebound like cancer.

You’ll probably know well in advance if your boyfriend is ready to dump you. (i.e. you aren’t dumped quickly and unexpectedly, nor replaced in the same manner)

People don’t think you have an inflated ego if you drive an expensive sports car.

You can look below a guy’s chin and not be perverted.

Every guy on the planet likes it when women check them out – women act like guys checking them out are creeps. Even if they wear v-neck Saran Wrap shirts. Hookers.

Speaking of which, you get to wear skimpy outfits and no one thinks you’re a show-off. It’s just fashion.

You can call a guy a jerk anytime he does something you don’t like.

You can make as many close friends with the opposite sex as you want.

You can put up with small children, if fact, you enjoy them.

You also gain ‘coolness’ points for liking Star Wars, car engines or sports, talking about sex openly (to a degree of course), for asking a guy out

Guys are always willing to give a chick their coat in the cold.

It’s no problem finding someone to dance with you at a club.

You don’t have to wear a condom.

Ab025:
These are ways to become an oloshi woman......not a responsible woman.

IamLEGEND1:
which stems from them being handed everything on a silver platter right from birth....

holluphemydavid:
With all dat, u ladies still av to be submissive to we guys, respect us.

dondayji:





you go through pain during child birth

more exposed to diseases

breast cancer

didnt think of that

So glad am a guy tho

CrazyQuinn:
Maternity leave

You don’t have to worry about hiding erections at inappropriate times.

Ugly women can get laid, but ugly guys can’t.

A woman can never be sent to jail for slapping her husband.

Strange guys in bars will buy you drinks.

You can sue for sexual harassment and not get made fun of.

You dominate fashion magazine covers.

Artists will cut off their left ear for you.

If you don’t like sports, that’s okay.

If you are sensitive, and no one thinks you’re gay.

Guys will pay for everything.

You don’t have to worry about asking guys out on dates, you can just wait for the guys to come to you.

You smell better.

Society deems you the “gentle gender.”

You aren’t expected to know anything about cars.

You’re allowed to cry.

You’re allowed to have stuffed animals.

You’re allowed to carry a bag with all the stuff you may need for an outing.

Lesbians are more accepted than a guy being gay

Male store clerks rush to your assistance.

Strangers will stop to help you change a flat.

You can walk through the lingerie section of a store and not feel awkward.

Guys think you look good even without makeup or in sweats (really.)

The less you wear, the more popular you become.

You are never challenged with making a guy have an orgasm.

You don’t need a cool car to get laid.

You can stay home all day and live off your spouse without being deemed a lazy bum.

Multiple orgasms.

You never have to fix anything around the house.

If you go to the bathroom in pairs or groups, no one thinks you’re gay.

You can leave your boyfriend for any reason, and everyone will take your side.

Your hormones don’t make your voice crack, just your breasts bigger.

Naked women are beautiful, naked men are hideous.

Women can get drunk and not act like assholes.

You get to blame mood swings on your period no matter what time of the month it is.

57. You never have to worry if the people in your gym locker room are checking you out.

Guys are willing to bury their faces in the most obnoxious, germ-ridden parts of your body.

You can dance with someone of the same sex and not be labeled as gay.

The thought of women masturbating turns guys on.

You can have guy friends and not worry about what people think.

You don’t feel pressured to have sex with every guy on earth.

If you get into a fight your friends will help you.

You can achieve orgasm with thought alone.

Your friends are supportive when you’re single and depressed about it.

Fifty dates equals fifty free dinners and/or movies.

You don’t have to build the courage to ask someone out, plan the evening, pay for it, and call in a few days to hope that person is interested in doing something with you a second time.

You don’t have to play mind games with the person you go out with in order to find out whether he likes you or not - you're a woman, of course he likes you.

You never have to worry about meeting the parents - they will love you no matter what, they're just glad their son's not queer.

You rarely have to worry about saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to prevent a fight you never knew was coming – in short, you plan all the fights: what they are about, when they will start, and when you will forgive him.

You don’t have to keep track of your boyfriend’s haircut.

You’re never expected or asked to move heavy or large objects.

Guys don't care if you're coming out of a relationship - women look at a guy on the rebound like cancer.

You’ll probably know well in advance if your boyfriend is ready to dump you. (i.e. you aren’t dumped quickly and unexpectedly, nor replaced in the same manner)

People don’t think you have an inflated ego if you drive an expensive sports car.

You can look below a guy’s chin and not be perverted.

Every guy on the planet likes it when women check them out – women act like guys checking them out are creeps. Even if they wear v-neck Saran Wrap shirts. Hookers.

Speaking of which, you get to wear skimpy outfits and no one thinks you’re a show-off. It’s just fashion.

You can call a guy a jerk anytime he does something you don’t like.

You can make as many close friends with the opposite sex as you want.

You can put up with small children, if fact, you enjoy them.

You also gain ‘coolness’ points for liking Star Wars, car engines or sports, talking about sex openly (to a degree of course), for asking a guy out

Guys are always willing to give a chick their coat in the cold.

It’s no problem finding someone to dance with you at a club.

You don’t have to wear a condom.

LuvU2:

CrazyQuinn:
you know

CrazyQuinn:
guys too get exposed to diseases and they get breast cancer as well I have a friend that her husband died of breast cancer.

dondayji:


girls are more exposed to disease than boys. You can ask anyone.

21Savagw:
To be honest, I lost interest after a couple of lines, Nothing exciting about having Pvssy_ that leaks monthly.

dukeprince50:
unlimited reasons of being a man
1. u never look for where to urinate, just do it in the gutter.
2. you can spell anytin wit ur urine, just move ur dick
3. you hardly get raped, even u are the one who rape.
4. you mistakenly get raped and ppl tellvyou that you enjoyed. unlike woman
5. you have no business with virginity, you don't have to be a virgin to get a good wife.
6. you don't get unnecessary PMS.
7. you are not in the gossiping leagues
8. its easier to get well with a guy than with a lady
9. when your heart breaks, you don't cry
10. you don't have to show your body to get attention.
lemme end here

CrazyQuinn:
those are just 10 reasons bro

jamalnation:
OP i don't blame u are just a girl

dukeprince50:
I can give you a lotta reasons, I decide to end it here, cos from my number 7, we are not part of the gossiping leagues, we don't talk too much. Tnks

Imithea:
Yay!

I'm stoked I'm female, can't even imagine being a guy.

CrazyQuinn:
you know