1 A Playground Slide In 2015, Christopher Johnson, 46, was
arrested for sex with a slide at a local
playground in Coventry, U.K. This latest infraction is not his first
time at the rodeo. A year earlier, he
was arrested for “undressing and
performing a sexual act on the top of a
slide at Coundon Hall Park in Waste
Lane, Keresley.” He is now banned from anyplace that has a slide — as he
should be. (Source) 2 A Van In August 2016, Dayton, Ohio resident
Michael Henson was busted for having
sex with a van. A woman saw Henson
pull his shorts down and place his
genitals in the front grill of the vehicle
parked on her street. He later passed out in a nearby yard, and that's when
she called the police. Henson
appeared to be intoxicated and was
booked into the Montgomery County
jail. (Source) 3 A McChicken Sandwich You may not want to Google
#McChicken. Just because I said that
you're probably going to, aren't you?
I'm serious — don't! Unless that is,
you're itching to see someone have
sex with a sandwich. This hashtag was trending in late
August 2016 for what people thought
was for promotional reasons.
However, those who clicked on the
related links did not find a promotion or
coupon. Instead, they were faced with an explicit video. Responses to the
video are what propelled it to be a top
trending topic on both Facebook and
Twitter, with most people expressing
disgust. Celebrities like Seth Rogan
and Chrissy Teigen even had something to say about the
#McChicken fiasco. I really hope that Sausage Party in no
way inspired this #McChicken thing. 2:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 6,018 14,276 Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I wanted a mcchicken but u all bleeped
it up with that video. It'll now take me 6
days to forget and order it again. 7:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 1,836 7,812 christine teigen @chrissyteigen (Source | Photo) 4 The Road What the....? A man was caught on
camera having sex with the road in the
middle of the day in 2016. We can't make this stuff up!
Bewildered office workers filmed him
thrusting his bare hips into the ground
outside their office building in New
Zealand. Weirder still — the footage
shows a second man crouching on all fours beside a van and watching the
disturbing scenes from close range.
(Source) 5 A Drainpipe Somewhere in China, a man was
caught having sex with a drainpipe in
May 2016. In a video posted online, the man
approaches the pipe and quickly pulls
his trousers and underwear down. He
then huddles up against the inanimate
object and makes thrusting
movements against it with his arms pressed up against the wall. He
appears to look directly at the CCTV
camera but doesn't seem too
concerned about being caught. Of
course, the video has since gone viral.
(Source) 6 A Mailbox A man in Walpole, MA, wearing only a
ski hat, ski goggles, and a towel,
ambled down to his mailbox in 2014,
dropped his towel (the only thing he
was wearing), and began thrusting his
hips in the direction of his mailbox. Norfolk County Agricultural High
School teacher Marc Mertz was
spotted humping the mailbox by a
female neighbor. When police showed
up, Mertz denied everything at first,
but then reportedly confessed. He was arrested on charges of gross
lewdness and disturbing the peace.
Needless to say, he was also placed
on administrative leave. (Source | Photo) 7 A Picnic Table And An
ATM In 2014, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into
the Boro Bar and Grill in
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and up to
an ATM. He pulled down his pants and
underwear, exposing his genitals, then
attempted to have sexual intercourse with the bar's cash machine. He wasn't done even when officers
found him. He was still nude from the
waist down when he was taken
outside and told to sit at a wooden
picnic table. He then "exposed himself
again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic
table." Hutton was later charged with public
intoxication and booked into the
Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.
(Source | Photo) 8 A Lawn Chair A drunken Seattle woman wandered
nude into a family's yard and began
having sex with their lawn chair. The
33-year-old female was “extremely
intoxicated." She staggered onto the
lawn, hiked up her dress and just went at it. After banging the chair, she
urinated and exposed her genitals and
butt to the family watching. Police
were called, and she was arrested for
indecent exposure[b]1 A Playground Slide In 2015, Christopher Johnson, 46, was
arrested for sex with a slide at a local
playground in Coventry, U.K. This latest infraction is not his first
time at the rodeo. A year earlier, he
was arrested for “undressing and
performing a sexual act on the top of a
slide at Coundon Hall Park in Waste
Lane, Keresley.” He is now banned from anyplace that has a slide — as he
should be. (Source) 2 A Van In August 2016, Dayton, Ohio resident
Michael Henson was busted for having
sex with a van. A woman saw Henson
pull his shorts down and place his
genitals in the front grill of the vehicle
parked on her street. He later passed out in a nearby yard, and that's when
she called the police. Henson
appeared to be intoxicated and was
booked into the Montgomery County
jail. (Source) 3 A McChicken Sandwich You may not want to Google
#McChicken. Just because I said that
you're probably going to, aren't you?
I'm serious — don't! Unless that is,
you're itching to see someone have
sex with a sandwich. This hashtag was trending in late
August 2016 for what people thought
was for promotional reasons.
However, those who clicked on the
related links did not find a promotion or
coupon. Instead, they were faced with an explicit video. Responses to the
video are what propelled it to be a top
trending topic on both Facebook and
Twitter, with most people expressing
disgust. Celebrities like Seth Rogan
and Chrissy Teigen even had something to say about the
#McChicken fiasco. I really hope that Sausage Party in no
way inspired this #McChicken thing. 2:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 6,018 14,276 Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I wanted a mcchicken but u all bleeped
it up with that video. It'll now take me 6
days to forget and order it again. 7:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 1,836 7,812 christine teigen @chrissyteigen (Source | Photo) 4 The Road What the....? A man was caught on
camera having sex with the road in the
middle of the day in 2016. We can't make this stuff up!
Bewildered office workers filmed him
thrusting his bare hips into the ground
outside their office building in New
Zealand. Weirder still — the footage
shows a second man crouching on all fours beside a van and watching the
disturbing scenes from close range.
(Source) 5 A Drainpipe Somewhere in China, a man was
caught having sex with a drainpipe in
May 2016. In a video posted online, the man
approaches the pipe and quickly pulls
his trousers and underwear down. He
then huddles up against the inanimate
object and makes thrusting
movements against it with his arms pressed up against the wall. He
appears to look directly at the CCTV
camera but doesn't seem too
concerned about being caught. Of
course, the video has since gone viral.
(Source) 6 A Mailbox A man in Walpole, MA, wearing only a
ski hat, ski goggles, and a towel,
ambled down to his mailbox in 2014,
dropped his towel (the only thing he
was wearing), and began thrusting his
hips in the direction of his mailbox. Norfolk County Agricultural High
School teacher Marc Mertz was
spotted humping the mailbox by a
female neighbor. When police showed
up, Mertz denied everything at first,
but then reportedly confessed. He was arrested on charges of gross
lewdness and disturbing the peace.
Needless to say, he was also placed
on administrative leave. (Source | Photo) 7 A Picnic Table And An
ATM In 2014, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into
the Boro Bar and Grill in
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and up to
an ATM. He pulled down his pants and
underwear, exposing his genitals, then
attempted to have sexual intercourse with the bar's cash machine. He wasn't done even when officers
found him. He was still nude from the
waist down when he was taken
outside and told to sit at a wooden
picnic table. He then "exposed himself
again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic
table." Hutton was later charged with public
intoxication and booked into the
Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.
(Source | Photo) 8 A Lawn Chair A drunken Seattle woman wandered
nude into a family's yard and began
having sex with their lawn chair. The
33-year-old female was “extremely
intoxicated." She staggered onto the
lawn, hiked up her dress and just went at it. After banging the chair, she
urinated and exposed her genitals and
butt to the family watching. Police
were called, and she was arrested for
indecent exposure[/b]1 A Playground Slide In 2015, Christopher Johnson, 46, was
arrested for sex with a slide at a local
playground in Coventry, U.K. This latest infraction is not his first
time at the rodeo. A year earlier, he
was arrested for “undressing and
performing a sexual act on the top of a
slide at Coundon Hall Park in Waste
Lane, Keresley.” He is now banned from anyplace that has a slide — as he
should be. (Source) 2 A Van In August 2016, Dayton, Ohio resident
Michael Henson was busted for having
sex with a van. A woman saw Henson
pull his shorts down and place his
genitals in the front grill of the vehicle
parked on her street. He later passed out in a nearby yard, and that's when
she called the police. Henson
appeared to be intoxicated and was
booked into the Montgomery County
jail. (Source) 3 A McChicken Sandwich You may not want to Google
#McChicken. Just because I said that
you're probably going to, aren't you?
I'm serious — don't! Unless that is,
you're itching to see someone have
sex with a sandwich. This hashtag was trending in late
August 2016 for what people thought
was for promotional reasons.
However, those who clicked on the
related links did not find a promotion or
coupon. Instead, they were faced with an explicit video. Responses to the
video are what propelled it to be a top
trending topic on both Facebook and
Twitter, with most people expressing
disgust. Celebrities like Seth Rogan
and Chrissy Teigen even had something to say about the
#McChicken fiasco. I really hope that Sausage Party in no
way inspired this #McChicken thing. 2:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 6,018 14,276 Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I wanted a mcchicken but u all bleeped
it up with that video. It'll now take me 6
days to forget and order it again. 7:25 AM - 29 Aug 2016 1,836 7,812 christine teigen @chrissyteigen (Source | Photo) 4 The Road What the....? A man was caught on
camera having sex with the road in the
middle of the day in 2016. We can't make this stuff up!
Bewildered office workers filmed him
thrusting his bare hips into the ground
outside their office building in New
Zealand. Weirder still — the footage
shows a second man crouching on all fours beside a van and watching the
disturbing scenes from close range.
(Source) 5 A Drainpipe Somewhere in China, a man was
caught having sex with a drainpipe in
May 2016. In a video posted online, the man
approaches the pipe and quickly pulls
his trousers and underwear down. He
then huddles up against the inanimate
object and makes thrusting
movements against it with his arms pressed up against the wall. He
appears to look directly at the CCTV
camera but doesn't seem too
concerned about being caught. Of
course, the video has since gone viral.
(Source) 6 A Mailbox A man in Walpole, MA, wearing only a
ski hat, ski goggles, and a towel,
ambled down to his mailbox in 2014,
dropped his towel (the only thing he
was wearing), and began thrusting his
hips in the direction of his mailbox. Norfolk County Agricultural High
School teacher Marc Mertz was
spotted humping the mailbox by a
female neighbor. When police showed
up, Mertz denied everything at first,
but then reportedly confessed. He was arrested on charges of gross
lewdness and disturbing the peace.
Needless to say, he was also placed
on administrative leave. (Source | Photo) 7 A Picnic Table And An
ATM In 2014, Lonnie Hutton, 49, walked into
the Boro Bar and Grill in
Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and up to
an ATM. He pulled down his pants and
underwear, exposing his genitals, then
attempted to have sexual intercourse with the bar's cash machine. He wasn't done even when officers
found him. He was still nude from the
waist down when he was taken
outside and told to sit at a wooden
picnic table. He then "exposed himself
again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic
table." Hutton was later charged with public
intoxication and booked into the
Rutherford County jail on $250 bond.
(Source | Photo) 8 A Lawn Chair A drunken Seattle woman wandered
nude into a family's yard and began
having sex with their lawn chair. The
33-year-old female was “extremely
intoxicated." She staggered onto the
lawn, hiked up her dress and just went at it. After banging the chair, she
urinated and exposed her genitals and
butt to the family watching. Police
were called, and she was arrested for
indecent exposure

You repeated the clunky post twice over

Silkmoth33:
You repeated the clunky post twice over

My bad hope am forgiven