While masturbating can be extremely fun and a great stress reliever, there is such a thing as strocking your little buddy TOO much!

Here are 6 signs that indicate you are masturbating too much.




6. IT HURTS

The most telling sign you’re going a little too hard with the wanking is if you begin to feel pain after multiple rounds…

5. YOU NEED IT NOW.

Your craving it day and night, unable to focus on anything else going on in your life! You don’t wanna be that guy impulsively jacking off in Mr Biggs or GTBank's bathroom. do you?

4. CAN'T GET UP

You avoid sex because of how hard it is (pun intended) to get your little guy up! Your body no longer reacts to a real live body as a turn on…

3. HAIR LOSS
Excessively masturbating will result in hair loss

2. HARDLY GET SATISFIED

And even if you do have sex with multiple people, you always feel unsatisfied. No one can do it better than your hand! You become unhappy and impatient

1. RELATIONSHIP RUINED.
You prefer masturbating alone over having sex with your partner…now that’s a problem

So what other signs can you think of??

hmmmm

Hmmmmm

This is serious


#Yolo

vaseline crew

tosyne2much:
Hmmmmm

hope you've heard now ba

Still better Dan contacting STDs

Vaseline crew!!!

Press release for y'all

teejaypee:
hope you've heard now ba

Tell that to masturbators bro

This is serious! This is serious!

number 7,de will begin to loose some teeth's and blame buhari for it

Points taken

Bruh all these are true....
But Lisa Ann don't want to leave me



Lalasticlacla

Ifakiland:
Still better Dan contacting STDs

is that your excuse now?

Op the Vaseline crew are coming for you o

Can any thing good come from masturbation??

So true!

Who does dat wen poosy is easy 2 com by dis dayz...

Experience they say is the best teacher, how come you no all this without being one! How can you think like a criminal without being one? Good info tho.

Just for guys? Or don't ladies masturbate also?

I Still Don't Get This Masturbation Of A Thing People Keep Saying. What IsThe Fun In Imagination Without A Real Punna. Rubbish!

tafat:

1. RELATIONSHIP RUINED.
You prefer masturbating alone over having sex with your partner…now that’s a problem

So what other signs can you think of??

[color=#99000]Is it not better to masturbate than having sex when you not ready amd avoid unwanted pregnancy and std.it juat the best.If i have a son or daughter i will enlighten them.about masturbation.[/color]

Rockyrascal:
is that your excuse now?

Is it ur preek am using to self-service?

In reekado's voice *this topic is a problem

is 1 round everyday too much

How do they even get past the first round? People strong o

trust me, Vaseline crew be self servicing even as they read this

CHESTER48:
[color=#99000]Is it not better to masturbate than having sex when you not ready amd avoid unwanted pregnancy and std.it juat the best.If i have a son or daughter i will enlighten them.about masturbation.[/color]

no disrespect but..Ur such a freak!!!!

its all about moderation abeg