adewumiopeyemi:
kenya and bad news be like 5 and6

I swear some of you are saddists and cold hearted demons who just like to hear bad things about their neighbours.

adewumiopeyemi:
kenya and bad news be like 5 and6

Imagine what they hear from our own end...

AnonyNymous:
I'm still confused as to why the Olang guy rejected the N22 million

He thought he would get better cash from the man's wife when she sells the France apartment

See Mumu

dis boy has used all his senses for athletics. i pledge to nigeria my country to be honest in talking d cash and still secretly see d woman outside.

chubbygal:
No be me talk am oooo! Dirty minds guess what ?

Some day am gonna fhuck u.

doskie:
Epic! Abeg who don beat stage 20 for 3d chess?

Na this kenyan mugu wey bone studies and 22 million sh I suspect say don beat stage 20bfor 3d chess with his mumurity

So 7 million kenyan money is equivalent to 22 million naira. The naira is dead

fabiano09:

Some day am gonna fhuck u.

my trap don catch you ba? If you dare me am gonna drain your balls.

Lucky gigolo.

chubbygal:
No be me talk am oooo! Dirty minds guess what ?

God...save us from Karshika!!

Chaii Kenyans again?? *suprise*

doskie:
baba teach me abeg. I've been on it for 6months now. No draw at all. They always win.

Your goal should be to set up sth like this

Use these for your opening line: 1. d4, 2. e3, 3. f4, 4. c3, 5. Bd3

Use vacuum pump drain am finish, e be like say e go big like football.

chubbygal:
my trap don catch you ba? If you dare me am gonna drain your balls.

Smellymouth:


I dey tell you my guy...

Gimme #5m now sef, I go break up with my babe..

Haaaaa, I hope ur babe is not on NL sha

AngryNigerian:


God...save us from Karshika!!

As in ?

Pylony:
Use vacuum pump drain am finish, e be like say e go big like football.

go to straight to the point

chubbygal:
go to straight to the point

Its all abt the balls you are planning on draining..lol. That is straight enough.

He rejected 22m because he loved her? I officially award him as the Mumu of the year 2016. Who love don help for this recession

Please dont tell me thats the exchange rate of the Kenyan Shillings to the Naira.

contactmorak:
An Italian diplomat is divorcing his wife over her affair with a Kenyan university student, according to a report in Standard Media Newspaper, Kenya.

The student, who allegedly dropped out of college, now accuses the diplomat’s wife of misusing him sexually, before dumping him without delivering on the lavish, easy life she had reportedly promised.

Mario Margiotta, an international agricultural economist in Kenya, but who has since relocated to Egypt, filed divorce papers at the High Court Family Division in Nairobi and names the university student, Billy Graham Olang, as the reason for their divorce.

Mario offered Olang Sh7 million (about 22 million Naira) to leave his wife alone, but turned it down because he loved her.

Mario claims Olang had a three-year affair with his wife, Nathalie Amiot, who allegedly convinced the student of applied statistics to quit university. In exchange, she is said to have promised him a lavish life, including capital for a business of his choice to be funded by proceeds from the sale of a Sh26 million flat in France.

Mario and Nathalie dated and married in France. They have one child, an 18-year-old son. Since 2011, they have been residents of Kenya, where their son attends high school.

Olang filed an affidavit at the Family Division of the High Court on July 2, 2016, seeking to be enjoined in the divorce case.

See also: Italian gave me Sh7 million to leave his wife - Kenyan university student
In his affidavit Olang swears that: “Having learned of the divorce case filed on behalf of Mario Margiotta, in which he mentions me in writing by my full official name, and accuses Nathalie Amiot of a romantic relationship with me as a ground for divorce because of infidelity, I wish to exercise my constitutional right to be heard, explain myself and participate as a party in the legal proceeding in court.”

Olang claims he met Nathalie in Mombasa in 2011. “I had visited an aunt, and met her at a social event. She is the one who approached me and we started an affair,” states Olang, adding that Nathalie, who had already separated from her husband, sent him money to travel and be with her in Mombasa every weekend.

“After a year of travelling every weekend to Mombasa, I was so tired and could not manage it anymore, so Nathalie travelled to Maseno, and I took her to my mother’s house where she lived for three months.”

Nathalie relocated to Mombasa after she sold the apartment in France. But travelling from Maseno to Mombasa apparently affected his studies.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/italian-diplomat-offers-university.html

Na big Cassavva

contactmorak:
An Italian diplomat is divorcing his wife over her affair with a Kenyan university student, according to a report in Standard Media Newspaper, Kenya.

The student, who allegedly dropped out of college, now accuses the diplomat’s wife of misusing him sexually, before dumping him without delivering on the lavish, easy life she had reportedly promised.

Mario Margiotta, an international agricultural economist in Kenya, but who has since relocated to Egypt, filed divorce papers at the High Court Family Division in Nairobi and names the university student, Billy Graham Olang, as the reason for their divorce.

Mario offered Olang Sh7 million (about 22 million Naira) to leave his wife alone, but turned it down because he loved her.

Mario claims Olang had a three-year affair with his wife, Nathalie Amiot, who allegedly convinced the student of applied statistics to quit university. In exchange, she is said to have promised him a lavish life, including capital for a business of his choice to be funded by proceeds from the sale of a Sh26 million flat in France.

Mario and Nathalie dated and married in France. They have one child, an 18-year-old son. Since 2011, they have been residents of Kenya, where their son attends high school.

Olang filed an affidavit at the Family Division of the High Court on July 2, 2016, seeking to be enjoined in the divorce case.

See also: Italian gave me Sh7 million to leave his wife - Kenyan university student
In his affidavit Olang swears that: “Having learned of the divorce case filed on behalf of Mario Margiotta, in which he mentions me in writing by my full official name, and accuses Nathalie Amiot of a romantic relationship with me as a ground for divorce because of infidelity, I wish to exercise my constitutional right to be heard, explain myself and participate as a party in the legal proceeding in court.”

Olang claims he met Nathalie in Mombasa in 2011. “I had visited an aunt, and met her at a social event. She is the one who approached me and we started an affair,” states Olang, adding that Nathalie, who had already separated from her husband, sent him money to travel and be with her in Mombasa every weekend.

“After a year of travelling every weekend to Mombasa, I was so tired and could not manage it anymore, so Nathalie travelled to Maseno, and I took her to my mother’s house where she lived for three months.”

Nathalie relocated to Mombasa after she sold the apartment in France. But travelling from Maseno to Mombasa apparently affected his studies.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/09/italian-diplomat-offers-university.html

MidasTouche01:


Haaaaa, I hope ur babe is not on NL sha

Nahhh

[quote author=GMbuharii post=49643661]So 7mkenyan shillings=#22m

Time for some mathematics...

Lets assume 7m Ken.Shi=#21m then 1m Ken.Shi =#3m

500k Ken. Shi = #1.5m
100k Ken. Shi = #300000

1k Ken. Shi = #3000
500 Ken. Shi =#1500
100 Ken. Shi =# 300
50 Ken. Shi = #150
now divide by 50
therefore
1 Ken. Shi = #50

SO THE GIANT OF AFRICA'S #50 EXCHANGES FOR A MERE 1 KENYAN SHILLING!!!

'PANTASTIC' INDEED.

Mehn!!! That's the part of the story that really caught my attention. Is our currency so weak?

chubbygal:
No be me talk am oooo! Dirty minds guess what ?

No be you write am but na you post am with your hands. #dirty hands . Are you the one in your profile pix? I juru eju and I love them thick like you

GMbuharii:
So 7mkenyan shillings=#22m

Time for some mathematics...

Lets assume 7m Ken.Shi=#21m then 1m Ken.Shi =#3m

500k Ken. Shi = #1.5m
100k Ken. Shi = #300000

1k Ken. Shi = #3000
500 Ken. Shi =#1500
100 Ken. Shi =# 300
50 Ken. Shi = #150
now divide by 50
therefore
1 Ken. Shi = #50

SO THE GIANT OF AFRICA'S #50 EXCHANGES FOR A MERE 1 KENYAN SHILLING!!!

'PANTASTIC' INDEED.


Well,na olang sabi o,buh he oughtta know he committed one of the greatest sins-adultery and now has ruined a union.

Stop being silly in an attempt to make a silly point. Simply divide through by 7.
1 kenyan shilling = NGN 3.142.
Simple and straight forward.
By the way, so from your logic, 150/50 = 50 bah?
How dumb can you be!?!

Dat guy na mugu if he be my brother I go kill am. Person offer u 22m u reject am. Dis guy na fool

This guy na first class mumu

chubbygal:
No be me talk am oooo! Dirty minds guess what ?

but na ur pic we see

Lol... The guy na mumu, him see money dey yarn love. In short, the pic below is an excerpt of what I'd do.

AnonyNymous:
I'm still confused as to why the Olang guy rejected the N22 million

He rejected it because he is an "anupama" meaning Mali and most importantly because he is a Kenyan and not a naija guy. Naija guy go dive into that opportunity sharp sharp after all the condition attached to the illegal na rabba. He should shove bread into ass.

AnonyNymous:
I'm still confused as to why the Olang guy rejected the N22 million

He rejected it because he is an "anupama" meaning Mali and most importantly because he is a Kenyan and not a naija guy. Naija guy go dive into that opportunity sharp sharp after all the condition attached to the illegal na rabba. He should shove bread into his ass.

AnonyNymous:
I'm still confused as to why the Olang guy rejected the N22 million

He rejected it because he is an "anupama" meaning Malu and most importantly because he is a Kenyan and not a naija guy. Naija guy go dive into that opportunity sharp sharp after all the condition attached to the illegal na rabba. He should shove bread into his ass.