Lolssss when you aren't a Gee boi

spartoo:


I disagree with this

Aha.. U disagree but when she ask u to pay for some snacks with her friends ,u come up here and make threads why girls be like this eeehnn...

Uhmm... Don't get you... But by "bolded" you know I refer to the first two points in "bold". So you know who did. Bonjour

TrapQueen77:






And who hell bolded tat?

TrapQueen77:






Aha.. U disagree but when she ask u to pay for some snacks with her friends ,u come up here and make threads why girls be like this eeehnn...

I have seen it HAPPEN. BTW why will you ask me to pay for some snacks while am speaking to you for the first time. is that how you used to do you'll only be leaving a bad impression.

AfricanApple:
And maybe she is even in a haste to meet her lover, and you won form toaster. OYO for you

abeg teach me hw to toast.m goin thru a break up

spartoo:


I have seen it HAPPEN. BTW why will you ask me to pay for some snacks while am speaking to you for the first time. is that how you used to do you'll only be leaving a bad impression.

Uumm... I didn't say I'll be the one talking to u... We're discussing here in general... We're not talking about u and me I don't even know u.

When she is queuing for fuel or kerosene and thinking of her life like this malee...

TrapQueen77:





Uumm... I didn't say I'll be the one talking to u... We're discussing here in general... We're not talking about u and me I don't even know u.

Something tells me that you are my wife.

LordofNairaland:


Something tells me that you are my wife.

Aha.... I think I know u... Where have u been? I seldom see u here.

TrapQueen77:





Uumm... I didn't say I'll be the one talking to u... We're discussing here in general... We're not talking about u and me I don't even know u.

hey dear I am only being hypothetical. don't sound like knowing me would be a bad idea.

TrapQueen77:




Aha.... I think I know u... Where have u been? I seldom see u here.

I have been up and down directing the affairs of Nairalanders. Remember I am the Lord/god of this place.

Shiitposter:


This are actually the best times to approach a woman
Women (or human's in general) are usually more vulnerable when they loose something or are their weakest, and thats the best time to take advantage (not to sound like a physco)

But if you can act concerned and lend a shoulder to cry on, you'll probably be plowing her in a week or two.

ploughing her na farm

tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls??...Those people wey no dey wash their pant well? Those gurls going about with wet bra??...Artificial hair smelling like burning rubber??..Abi na the ones from from ebute metta, alagbole, forming lekki residents?? ... Trust me 96% of them are money hungry...My guy i will pass

When she just chop finish

2 crates of chilled beer for this man please.

onwuakpachris:
mtcheew....TIME... THERE IS NO TIME FOR BULLSHIT WHEN YOU ARE BUILDING AN EMPIRE!!!!

Lol.....chai.....Abeg who still has time to woo ladies nowadays?? That time has passed o. No time for babes o, especially naija babes. Who dem epp? What do dey bring to the table? Ladies will soon have to start doing the wooing cos men arw now scarce. We hold the yam and the knife.

krissconnect:

Lol. But some guys mumu sha. How u go approach a gal wey dey sweat under hot sun lyk say she dey get 5some?

I tire o

Seamareggae:

Nne... U look fantabulous... I suppose woo U but....

economy hard my brother, i understand ☺ ☺

Idydarling:
economy hard my brother, i understand ☺ ☺

Chai.... U understand every ooo...

Wetin man go do naaa...

[size=40pt]When you don't have money[/size]

nuti:
Is this why your father sent you to school? All you can think of this hot afternoon when millions are thinking about how to make ends meet

Ao d topic take debit your account now, haba

krissconnect:

Lol. But some guys mumu sha. How u go approach a gal wey dey sweat under hot sun lyk say she dey get 5some?

Let girls be the one to tell guys when not to approach them and not a guy. Guys know little about girls.

tellwisdom:
Nigerian gurls??...Those people wey no dey wash their pant well? Those gurls going about with wet bra??...Artificial hair smelling like burning rubber??..Abi na the ones from from ebute metta, alagbole, forming lekki residents?? ... Trust me 96% of them are money hungry...My guy i will pass

if you continue with this conviction, you will end up being Gay

When she just checks her second semester result.

DEAR MEN,
Please make your money first. Chop up real good, let wealth show in your lifestyle then watch and see how every girl would wish u could just look in their direction. They would practically jump up from whatever it is they are doing when you venture talk to them. Be wise brothers!!!

Your's Truely,
armpit.

dXtro:

But the bloke had time to READ this! And even more time to reply. Guy, your empire awaits.

are u okay...Hus talking abt time 2 read threads on N.L..I am talking abt TIME in d broader sense of the word....TIME for making plans nd working towards it for ya brighter future as a MAN....let me js stop here..no bad words

[quote author=krissconnect post=49710630] Sometimes,we don't understand there are certain conditions that makes a lady give a definite decline to our wooing requests. Here are some of the moments you should avoid attempting wooing a lady.

1. When it is raining so hard.
You'll see a lady trying so hard to get away from rainfall and all you could think of is wooing her? You can do better by offering her an umbrella.

2. When she is walking lone at midnight.
Despite the fact that you have no bad motive with you in approaching her,a lady feels so insecure walking lone at night and your approaching her adds intense fear to what she feels already. If she shouts accusing you of rape, you can never vindicate yourself.

3. When she is with her parents.
Some parents can be very mean and intolerable when it comes to morality. The mentality of 'hit and run' which is mostly associated to the yoruba demons makes them act as PA to their children, even when they're fully grownup.

4. When she is in a hurry.
You'll see a lady running helter skelter, did makeup in just 20seconds, sweat running down her face and flagging down any taxi on the way and all you could think of is approaching to woo her? Bros, any kind english you hear just take am like that,and don't ever retaliate when she gives you that economic-recession slap.

5. Add yours...




When she lost her teddy

When her intestine is calling for Dominos Pizza

When you are rich. You don't want to give them the impression that you are chasing them for their need of your money.

Firstlieutenant:


oh boy, u be big clown

Thank you