PMIcon:

In Buhari's regime, for the first time our defense academy had female graduants. The president you are talking about allowed his wife travel all over doing different things, if Aisha does not belong to his "Kitchen, living room and other room" whose kitchen and other room does she belong?

sarrki:
Madam stop looking for cheap popularity

devilson:
buhari really goof with that statement,a president of the most populous black nation on earth making such sexist remark.
no wonder the white men see as Africa as a continent full of monkies nd backward people

stupid zombies are defending buhari as usual

vitalisdiho:
I don't need pdp and apc any more.we need good follower not a leadership.

Donpressman:
Madam olujimi abi na madam orijin please keep quiet. We elected Buhari and not Aisha Buhari. Office of the first lady is a waste of resources sef. Moreso Buhari might have found what Aisha said to BBC offensive. Hence, Buhari said his mind why crucify him. And the woman who happens to be a female senator too, what meaningful thing has she done since she became a senator to warrant women to be seen as the best thing that happened after sliced bread. I hate cheap popularity and talks. No woman needs to be a feminist -- because If you are very good at what you do and can hold your own as a woman in your chosen career and in the society, your works will speak for you. We all came to this world through a woman and we love and respect women as men but always hiding under feminism to prove you are relevant is crap. Enough of all this pity games for women. Let them stand up and be counted!

martineverest:
i think u are actually the monkey /backward here......donald trump did worse than buhari and u never called him money.


Smh for foolish black people that see whites as gods

1stCitizen:


you make me laugh with the way you are pasting simple definitions like a typical textbook bred Nigerian student . So a mere joke cannot be regarded as even a dangerous joke because the words mere and dangerous are unrelated or in this context mere and distasteful.

Let me educate you. Something trivial can just turn out to be what will cost you your life long achievements.Mere and Trivial are the same thing and something trivial can be regarded as offensive. Just like Trump's trivial locker room talk which most guys do turned out to be offensive and has almost cost him an election.

Moreover the most offensive words or even threatening action can be trivialized.

The problem with you Nigerians is you want to be "more British than the queen" and end up making a fool of yourselves.

Please don't embarrass yourself further by pasting dictionary definitions like a 9 year old. ITK.....smh

StepTwo:
This time Buhari's purging mouth has served him real good. Imagine coming back to face his wife and children. Such a sleeping brain

MarieSucre:


You said you want to "educate" me. But isn't it right for you to have the prerequisite education to educate someone else?

Maybe i copy paste definitions like a 9 yr old but look at what you typed above. You provided zero evidence for your assertions. You just used your own mouth to say "maybe this could mean this... and this could mean that". What kind of jungle sense is that.

You can say all you want about being more "British" than the Queen but the fact still remains that Nigeria speaks Queens english. You can go and consult a herbalist for own kind of English.

I pray to God you embarass yourself abroad one day by interchanging "mere" and "trivial" for distasteful.

Go and be foolish no more.

hungryboy:
This is what happens when you elect an ancestor as your President,
Buhari's brain is still stuck in the era, were a Woman's primary role was to cook and make babies,
The Man hasn't realised just yet, that the world has moved on from that era
Even the Baby below will agree with me

1stCitizen:


So paradoxical language is confusing your pea size brain. Even a 7 year old understands what that means.I give up on Nigeria. Seriously, I really do.
Little wonder the education system in Nigeria is in shambles. You are living proof. Instead of studying, you hop around doing 'runz' to purchase vain items like phones,while your tutors are mainly interested in handout money and that which is between your legs. This is the result. 'Copy and paste education'

I want to assume your copy and paste education will also lead you to your dictionary to search for paradox.

You don't even know what the phrase "being more British than the Queen" means and I presume you went to high school. "We speak Queens English" Very sad!

Please go to the section for idiots and stop making a monkey out of yourself.Chai! Olodo! Smh

MarieSucre:


1)"pea sized brain"

2)"Even a 7 year old understands..."

3)" Seriously, I really do.
Little wonder the education system in Nigeria is in shambles. You are living proof"

4)" you hop around doing 'runz' to purchase vain items like phones,while your tutors are mainly interested in handout money and that which is between your legs."

You are an enigma. I swear. I am yet to meet an individual. One so ignorant, that when you point out his ignirance, he smirks ruefully and proceeds to roll around in the excrement of perfidy and ignorance.
Well, I am not deterred. I am willing to educate. You cannot be allowed to go outside our bothers and disgrace Nigeria in this way.

Here are examples of sentences that utilize paradox
i.e
a) It is an interesting paradox that drinking a lot of water can often make you feel thirsty.
b)1983 May 21, Ronald Reagan, "Presidential Radio Address",The most fundamental paradox is that if we're never to use force, we must be prepared to use it and to use it successfuly".
c)He is a paradox; you would not expect him in that political party.

What is more important in this our conversation is ON WHAT AUTHORITY DO YOU HAVE TO QUALIFY IT ASA JOKE(1) AND AS A PARADOX (2).

Isnt that for Aisha Buhari and all the other women he insulted indirectly to do?

As you can see I have the ability to converse without insults. I hope to God you have that sense.

1stCitizen:


I have been vindicated. At least I forced a new word into your block head, hence you had to visit the links below to research like an olodo for hours, then copy and paste without shame in a bid to impress me

http://socialvocabulary.com/defines/paradox

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/paradox

So those are the only examples of matching up statements to form paradoxes.



Even the word borders is now 'bothers'

I can't stop laughing. Thanks for making my day.

MarieSucre:


I apologize. Auto-correct. The word is actually borders.

I actually have a dictionary on my phone. The app is called British English Dictionary.

Honest question, HOW DID YOU FIND THE EXAMPLES I QUOTED? DID YOU COPY PASTE UNTO GOOGLE?

WHAT IS SO FUNNY? PLS SHARE SO WE CAN LAUGH TOGETHER.

Again more insults

1)Olodo
2)Impress me

I like this. As i have said i have never met someone like you. Maybe i should use you as an example of paradox. Someone who is actually ignorant but thinks he is educated.

Now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:

Auto-correct. Liar!Thanks again for making my day

MarieSucre:

Now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a
paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your
greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:


. I will do so when I come within your ' bothers'. I can imagine how the idiot started scanning the internet for the right spelling

MarieSucre:


Sure. looooolz. so funny i tell you now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:


Patience. The key to educating you is coming within your 'bothers' to speak Queens English. Buhahahahaha

MarieSucre:


I know right. Like if you repeat maybe 5 more times. It might actually get funny but let us laugh together. hahahaha. heheheheh. hihihihihi. hohohohoho. huhuhuhuhu.

Now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:


Your laughter is nice oh!. Is it in Queens English within your 'bothers'

MarieSucre:


No actually its not in Queens English. I just spelt it wrong. The word used in that context cannot be found in Queens English at all because it was used wrongly.

For instance
verb (bothers, bothering; past and past participle bothered)
(transitive)
To annoy, to disturb, to irritate.
a)Would it bother you if I smoked?
(intransitive)
To feel care or anxiety; to make or take trouble; to be troublesome.
b)Why do I even bother to try?Henry James without bothering about it

On other hand
un (plural borders)
The outer edge of something.
a)the borders of the gardenBentham
b)upon the borders of these solitudes
c)Barrowin the borders of death

As you can see i made mistake.
Now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a
paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your
greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:


Omo see work and research wey I give person pikin today.

Let me dance to the ego deflation within her 'bothers' with music written in Queens......you know nah

MarieSucre:


Now pls explain in detail how A joke being distasteful is a
paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your
greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:


Have you heard this new song called bothers written in Queens English. Omo It's sick.

MarieSucre:


No i have not but before you tell me about it why not tell me in detail how A joke being distasteful
is a
paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your
greatness. We await great sage.

1stCitizen:

Ahhh! You have not. Why nna? You sure?
Artist: MarieSucre
Genre: Gbagaun and ITK
Track: Bothers
Album: Queens English
Label: CopyandPaste City.
Producer: Olodo Productions
Sick track mehhn.

MarieSucre:


Tell
me in detail how A joke being distasteful
is a
paradox? So that all of nairaland may learn from your
greatness. We await great sage.