My gaydar never lies son Its ok maybe the girls have turned you to the other team

Are u fucking gay,

Ebonyeyes:

My gaydar never lies son Its ok maybe the girls have turned you to the other team

Ha! Which girls? The guy had the tendencies all along jor!

whitelexi:

Your Gayder needs a battery change and servicing

Do u hear me complaining when u lot dress and package yourselves to look good? Do u not feel strange when u dont get any comments about your looks after all that packaging?

The guy went about it in an extreme manner but he does look good so call a spade a spade and walk

*rools eyez *

Instead of him to say he's short, he's here telling us how he attracts girls taller than him!  Such stupidity dampens the good looks dont u think? 

Ebonyeyes:

My gaydar never lies son Its ok maybe the girls have turned you to the other team

Here's a lil rap for my lil laser-weilding friend in 5th grade
That gaydar needs a software upgrade
You sound like a hater, loud and underage
Your words sometimes make me wonder, hmmm mystery
But i'll go out fighting, and i'll make history
Its best to shut it if u dont know, ask and you'll get told
Than to go rambling trash off that lonely road till u grow old

whitelexi:

Here's a lil rap for my lil laser-weilding friend in 5th grade
That gaydar needs a software upgrade
You sound like a hater, loud and underage
Your words sometimes make me wonder, hmmm mystery
But i'll go out fightinging, i'll make history
Its best to shut it if u dont know, ask and you'll get told
Than to go rambling trash off that lonely road till u grow old

NO! You did not just say that to my sista!

Oya apologize!

Ujujoan:



NO! You did not just say that to my sista!

Oya apologize!

whitelexi:

Ok first of all, she's not hatin!!

Second, she's got too much important things to say to just . . . 'shut it'!!

Hey wat happened to all the loving you r famous for? Share some lurv bro! Ebony's just as pissed off as I am wiv this nonsense thread!

Besides she's ma sista, so you get to say such things to her!

Ujujoan:

Ok first of all, she's not hatin!!

Second, she's got too much important things to say to just . . . 'shut it'!!

Hey wat happened to all the loving you r famous for? Share some lurv bro! Ebony's just as pissed off as I am wiv this nonsense thread!

Besides she's ma sista, so you get to say such things to her!

Aiight, Ebonyeyes, I'm profoundly sorry, i get carried away sometimes and i prolly,
didnt mean to diss u, or have issues, so i say please,
forgive and forget, and u wont regret!

whitelexi:

Aiight, Ebonyeyes, I'm profoundly sorry, i get carried away sometimes and i prolly,
didnt mean to diss u, or have issues, so i say please,
forgive and forget, and u wont regret!

See why I loff him

Neway Ebonyeyes, forgive am u hear!

Thanks babes for fighting my corner your a star Im disappointed in you Lexi it was just good ol' banter anyhoo I know who not to joke with in NL

@Shola2009 Don't you think you're trying to hard to piss me off? Hello?!! It's not working . BTW, if u see a post that looks stupid, you'd think a smart person would ignore it. Right? I guess that tells us who the stupid ones really are huh? But see as una dey rake like say dem dey pay una money.

@Ujujoan The way wey u dey vex i dey fear o!! If u fall down and die of stroke no be me o!! If it pisses u off so much, a smart person would simply ignore the post and move on. But wait, ur not that smart are you?

steeze:

@Shola2009 Don't you think you're trying to hard to piss me off? Hello?!! It's not working . BTW, if u see a post that looks stupid, you'd think a smart person would ignore it. Right? I guess that tells us who the stupid ones really are huh? But see as una dey rake like say dem dey pay una money.

@Ujujoan The way wey u dey vex i dey fear o!! If u fall down and die of stroke no be me o!! If it pisses u off so much, a smart person would simply ignore the post and move on. But wait, your not that smart are you?

LOL! For your mind now . .        

why does an heterosexual male want guys to check him out.

tha fucc

@poster
u re a mad boy. berra go and make money rather than wasting away around girls.

dont u know that d lov of women is d begining of poverty  

d lov of women is d begining of poverty

i agree

@THE AMAKA, that profile picture of yours, is it the real you?

Ebonyeyes:

Thanks babes for fighting my corner your a star Im disappointed in you Lexi it was just good ol' banter anyhoo I know who not to joke with in NL

Hehehehe, why the anger?
it was also good ol banter

whitelexi:

Hehehehe, why the anger?
it was also good ol banter

Aite I still know who not to banter with.

Ebonyeyes:

Aite I still know who not to banter with.

I'll get it outta u if u dont give willingly, cos i'll banter u day and night - you'll even dread seeing me in your dreams

@Shola2009 Don't you think you're trying to hard to piss me off? Hello?!! It's not working Grin. BTW, if u see a post that looks stupid, you'd think a smart person would ignore it. Right? I guess that tells us who the stupid ones really are huh? But see as una dey rake like say dem dey pay una money.

who tell u sey them no pay us

whitelexi:

I'll get it outta u if u dont give willingly, cos i'll banter u day and night - you'll even dread seeing me in your dreams

Goodness gracious, you really do think highly of yours truly

Ebonyeyes:

Goodness gracious, you really do think highly of yours truly

I told ya i'll get it outta ya
You swallowed that swipe hook, line and sinker

whitelexi:

I told ya i'll get it outta ya
You swallowed that swipe hook, line and sinker

Nah hun, i really do think you think highly of yours truly

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Mr I Seem To Attract Girls That Are Taller Than Me! you said you have a Degree, what sort of degree do you have , do you have a degree in womanizing or womanology ? If you truly have a degree in Academic what school is it and what course , yes you are good looking but do have the cash to take care of ladies or just wanting to ruin your youthful days all because you are good looking, Think Man , Future Matters when it comes to reality of life,

Hahahaha, Nairaland is 4ever, guys una no try @ all, especially my baby FL that gave him the first punchline. FL lest I forget, I love u darling.

Poster, I really do not have a comment, actually my girlfriend is an inch taller than I am, but im a don in every aspect possible, so it dnt matter, hope it aint to you too.

eyonigger:

Hahahaha, Nairaland is 4ever, guys una no try @ all, especially my baby FL that gave him the first punchline. FL lest I forget, I love u darling.

Poster, I really do not have a comment, actually my girlfriend is an inch taller than I am, but im a don in every aspect possible, so it dnt matter, hope it aint to you too.

abeg tell am ooooo, well i no bother, like he said, he is looking for NL awareness and posting a funny topic is the best way he thinks he can get it and he actually got it

iz2much:

@THE AMAKA, that profile picture of yours, is it the real you?

no thats not me. some pretty nigerian chick i found online.
i removed my pic a while ago.

Who is saying the boy no fine? Abeg!!!! He posted his pictures and y'all are fuming like poisoned pigs? Tell you what, some girls will still go ahead and message her, how about that?

some of you people ESPECIALLY THE GUYS (GAYDAY GAYDAR!!! WOOOO!!!) are giving this guy some serious props.
nothing wrong with that, but dont let him get too big headed.
he is alright though. maybe hot to others. i guess he just isnt my type.

You still haven't got the message I tell you all the time that everything that goes on Nairaland isn't about you. . . . you could have as well stated your points without adding, "I guess he just isn't my type" rant; always say your bit without being too personal and bounce.