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Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by PoliticalThuG(m): 9:59am On Oct 21, 2016

My Girl Has Been Tormenting Me All This While By Denying Me Access To Her "kingdom".

According To Her, She Is A Virgin Therefore She Is Afraid To Have Sex Because Of The Pain She Will Experience.

I Have Told Her Time Without Number That I Will Do It Gently But She Will Not Listen.

She Even Undresses And Dresses In My Presence But She Will Not Let Me Do It.

My World Came Crumbling This Yesterday When I Caught Her Masturbating In My Bath Room.

She Visited And It Got Hot And She Requested For A Shower. I Directed Her To Where My Bath Room Was Located And She Got In.

A Minute Later I Tip-toed To The Bath Room For A Peep Because "Conji" Caught Up With Me.

Alas! My Supposed Virgin Bae Was Masturbating With A Carrot.

Even Now I Am Still Crying. I Am Yet To Confront Her. What Do I Do Now?

Lalasticlala

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:01am On Oct 21, 2016

My brother, carry your leg and waka

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by majamajic(m): 10:02am On Oct 21, 2016

Hmmm

If she is ok and u love her , marry her untested . grin

Thats if u are old enough to marry or not under your parents roof anymore.

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:03am On Oct 21, 2016

Boiled the carrot and eat it in front of her... Tell her how delicious it is..

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:04am On Oct 21, 2016

Do it by force and stop whining like a baby

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Presh900(m): 10:07am On Oct 21, 2016

common sense is not common at all

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:09am On Oct 21, 2016

Dey cry dey go na

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by MackBrooklyn: 10:09am On Oct 21, 2016

[size=25pt]Airforce1 Apprentice Spotted [/size]

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:10am On Oct 21, 2016

It's that Thug guy with his lies again undecided

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by PoliticalThuG(m): 10:12am On Oct 21, 2016

majamajic:
Hmmm

If she is ok and u love her , marry her untested .

Thats if u are old enough to marry or not under your parents roof anymore.

But Carrot Has Tested Her

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by PoliticalThuG(m): 10:13am On Oct 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Boiled the carrot and eat it in front of her... Tell her how delicious it is..

Eat A Smelling Carrot? U Weekend Oo

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by PoliticalThuG(m): 10:14am On Oct 21, 2016

TheLastWeirdo:
Do it by force and stop whining like a baby

U Mean I Shud Rape Her? But I Dnt Wanna Go To Jail

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 10:16am On Oct 21, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
U Mean I Shud Rape Her? But I Dnt Wanna Go To Jail

You should have confronted Her immediately You saw Her with the carrot

She wouldn't have been able to give any excuse

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by majamajic(m): 10:19am On Oct 21, 2016

PoliticalThuG:
But Carrot Has Tested Her

She is 2nd class virgin , she is still ok. Atlest u will be the first animal, carrot is plant grin

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Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by freesinzu(m): 10:20am On Oct 21, 2016

So your girlfriend walks around with a xarrot in her bag, well sha na ur wahalah tongue

Other room things

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by heffem(m): 10:22am On Oct 21, 2016

tell her what u saw and watch her reactions...........she will either succumb or walk out on you.... then you will become a free man again

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by DozieInc(m): 11:22am On Oct 21, 2016

Buy plenty carrots for her and buy Vasel*** for yourself .

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by baski92(m): 12:19pm On Oct 21, 2016

Lol at that point I go send her packing

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by luminouz(m): 1:20pm On Oct 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:

Boiled the carrot and eat it in front of her... Tell her how delicious it is..

Loooolll! Dis geh u no well! grin

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by Nobody: 1:22pm On Oct 21, 2016

luminouz:

Loooolll! Dis geh u no well!

wudnt be nice showing her how he loves the carrots too? tongue

Re: Pls Help, My Girlfriend Is Pretty Stingy by luminouz(m): 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2016

TrapQueen77:

wudnt tat be nice showing her how he loves the carrots too?

Uuuuurggghh! Nyamaaa! grin

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