OK I was on facebook and a friend of mine posted this and I thought it was damn funny. . .
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SPOKE OR WRITES SIMPLE AND CORRECTED ENGLISH, PLS TAKES YOUR TIME AND READS THE LETTERS BELOW, ITS VERY EDUCATIVE YOU WILL LEARN A LOT.

THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A GIRL AND HER BOYFRIEND, (lets go down memory lane)


GIRL WRITES

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.


Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi





BOY WRITES

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto above.

My dedications to you are :


Maria Curry - One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore[/b]


This reminded me those days when guys would look for words in the oxford/longman dictionary to compose a love letter to their gf or a girl they had a crush on.

don't you use the search button before posting

lol

Pat love hope u're no more angry

lol a bit sha. Sup?

not much. at work. and u ? sup ?

. . .just chilling at home with my gurlz.

nice------are you in Lagos or UK >

Nope!

Gosh! Those two letterz are a bore to read,lacks everything that any good love letter should have.well,back in sec sch,don't remember writing to any gal cos I did more toasting than writing shit.however,I remember writing a couple lov letter for my cousin,can't remember all ma lines but I can try.should I?

where are you Pat ?

rhymz:

Gosh! Those two letterz are a bore to read,lacks everything that any good love letter should have.well,back in sec sch,don't remember writing to any gal cos I did more toasting than writing shit.however,I remember writing a couple lov letter for my cousin,can't remember all ma lines but I can try.should I?

Don't bore us either

n.a.

@Radiant
u fink so?
Trust me gurly,I ve very sexy romantic lines that could sweep U off ya ass!

I neva wrote one myself coz y write wen I c her everyday at school.

Nice topic..