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Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2016 |
I don't know why it's pretty difficult to find a cute chick these days especially for a cute looking Nigga like me. You see a tall one just like i did yesterday when i stopped by at the grocery store. She was just standing there like a statue and i was like wow! Here's a tall chick finally, so i took a second look at her and behold it's a "k" leg she's standing on. If she's not tall, she should be at least 5ft 6. If she's does have much booty, she should at least have some curves. If her bosom is small, it should at least be handful....Like i wouldn't even mind if it's a water melon but at least not the type Cossy and if i's that big, then i have an extra pillow at worst. Then you manage to invite an average chick to hang out with some friends and she can't even use a spoon to scoop a plate of pepper soup. Just imagine how embarrassed i was when this cick dumped her spoon and started using her hands riht in front of my friends. Do we now have to start taking you ladies to some type of grooming school? I can imagine how that type of chick would behave if we went to a Buffet on a table of six. Excuse my ramblings this Thursday morning. I just feel like venting. 1 Like |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Davash222(m): 10:38am On Nov 24, 2016 |
And your point is |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 10:40am On Nov 24, 2016 |
You might want to grab some clay and mould that your perfect chick 5 Likes |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:46am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Captainbells:She doesn't have to be perfect but then, why is it so hard to find a girl who is at least okay on the average. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:58am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Captainbells: What i'm simply saying is most of them are ugleeee. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV:Donchippy, You keep coming back with new accounts every 6 months to analyse women!! You are who you attract baby boy Don't forget that |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:06am On Nov 24, 2016 |
I'm sure you aint cute BrandNewIV: |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 11:11am On Nov 24, 2016 |
You need serious koboko for this your post. You sound like you can create one person talk of ugly one. Na who send you before? Nonsense. I repeat,no woman is ugly just the character. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 11:23am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Captainbells: How do you know me? The saying that you are what you attract is't true. Trust me, an averagely looking guy with some dough will attract all kinds of girls, both the good, bad and the ugly. makydebbie: Trust me, you've seen my pic and i'm damn cute without filters. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mamatayour(f): 11:23am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Upload your picture and let's see the Mr perfect that u are |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:29am On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV:firstly, you know the drill pic or.... Secondly,before you can call anyone ugly, create a human being. Lastly,I haven't seen your "cute" pic. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 11:38am On Nov 24, 2016 |
mamatayour: Why? Do ya'll wanna eat me alive? makydebbie: Okay...check back in a few..I'll put a pic up just to satisfy your curiosity. That still doesn't change the fact that most of dem girls are ugleeeee.... Ass......is either too fat or too skinny. Ya'll don't even exercise. Ya'll depend too much on attachment, wigs and weave on's. Ya'll can't even grow a natural hair. Ya'll be bleaching in a temperate weather like ours. Ya'll be crushing on the same person while an average bloke like Tosyne2much be getting nada. Need i go on.. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:42am On Nov 24, 2016 |
No,don't go on. You are not making sense in the first place. BrandNewIV: |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mamatayour(f): 11:43am On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV:pointless. Goansleep |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:09pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
mamatayour: makydebbie: You're ugleeeee too...See your flat nose. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:26pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Some children will wean themselves of their moma's breast at a very period when they need the protein most, they then miss this important nutrient just because they want to be a nairalander, this post is an example of the kinds posted by these malnutrited children |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Tajbol4splend: Chai! Lets blame it on auto correct, else i would suggest you ask your English teacher for a refund. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mofeoluwadassah: 12:39pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
wht exactly is d point here nw |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:41pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
mofeoluwadassah: Another ugleeee one. sighs! |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
makydebbie: He's just a kid, you're too harsh on him |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV: Let's just say we are who we are, we cant fight it. You sound bellicose but thank God we can't wrestle here, you would have gotten yourself unclad and started a fight, too many violent bones in ur body, what for? Because you being put into order? Get a clue |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mofeoluwadassah: 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV:I dont blame u,i knw u be ugly more dan an ape...so i dont nid u 2 upload ur pic |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: Bravo! |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 1:28pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Tajbol4splend:haaaa Angelina Jolie |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: Angelina Jolie? |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 1:47pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Tajbol4splend:bravo jolie. Guess you don't know who Jolie is. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: Grammy winner? Yes I do know her, just did not get ur gesture |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 1:53pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Captainbells:and why have you got some birds picture up your profile? maybe you could use some clay ? |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 2:00pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Tajbol4splend: I'm Jolie though our own version. "bravo" meaning brave...yes i am. |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 2:02pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: Bravo to Bravo Jolie then |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Enybliss(f): 2:05pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
BrandNewIV:just mold her son |
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 2:06pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Tajbol4splend:hahahaha, thank you,but you will still receive your koboko. |
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