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Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2016
I don't know why it's pretty difficult to find a cute chick these days especially for a cute looking Nigga like me. tongue

You see a tall one just like i did yesterday when i stopped by at the grocery store. She was just standing there like a statue and i was like wow!

Here's a tall chick finally, so i took a second look at her and behold it's a "k" leg she's standing on.

If she's not tall, she should be at least 5ft 6.

If she's does have much booty, she should at least have some curves.

If her bosom is small, it should at least be handful....Like i wouldn't even mind if it's a water melon but at least not the type Cossy and if i's that big, then i have an extra pillow at worst.

Then you manage to invite an average chick to hang out with some friends and she can't even use a spoon to scoop a plate of pepper soup.

Just imagine how embarrassed i was when this cick dumped her spoon and started using her hands riht in front of my friends.

Do we now have to start taking you ladies to some type of grooming school? undecided

I can imagine how that type of chick would behave if we went to a Buffet on a table of six. grin

Excuse my ramblings this Thursday morning.

I just feel like venting. cool cool cool

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Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Davash222(m): 10:38am On Nov 24, 2016
And your point is
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 10:40am On Nov 24, 2016
You might want to grab some clay and mould that your perfect chick wink

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Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:46am On Nov 24, 2016
Captainbells:
You might want to grab some clay and mould that your perfect chick wink
She doesn't have to be perfect but then, why is it so hard to find a girl who is at least okay on the average. undecided
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 10:58am On Nov 24, 2016
Captainbells:
You might want to grab some clay and mould that your perfect chick wink

What i'm simply saying is most of them are ugleeee. cool
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:


What i'm simply saying is most of them are ugleeee. cool
Donchippy,
You keep coming back with new accounts every 6 months to analyse women!!

You are who you attract baby boy wink
Don't forget that kiss
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:06am On Nov 24, 2016
I'm sure you aint cute undecided
BrandNewIV:


What i'm simply saying is most of them are ugleeee. cool
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 11:11am On Nov 24, 2016
You need serious koboko for this your post. You sound like you can create one person talk of ugly one.

Na who send you before? Nonsense.

I repeat,no woman is ugly just the character.
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 11:23am On Nov 24, 2016
Captainbells:

Donchippy,
You keep coming back with new accounts every 6 months to analyse women!!

You are who you attract baby boy wink
Don't forget that kiss


How do you know me? undecided undecided undecided

The saying that you are what you attract is't true.

Trust me, an averagely looking guy with some dough will attract all kinds of girls, both the good, bad and the ugly.


makydebbie:
I'm sure you aint cute undecided

Trust me, you've seen my pic and i'm damn cute without filters. wink
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mamatayour(f): 11:23am On Nov 24, 2016
Upload your picture and let's see the Mr perfect that u are undecided
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:29am On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:


Trust me, you've seen my pic and i'm damn cute without filters. wink
firstly, you know the drill pic or....

Secondly,before you can call anyone ugly, create a human being.

Lastly,I haven't seen your "cute" pic.
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 11:38am On Nov 24, 2016
mamatayour:
Upload your picture and let's see the Mr perfect that u are undecided

Why? Do ya'll wanna eat me alive? grin grin

makydebbie:
firstly, you know the drill pic or....
Secondly,before you can call anyone ugly, create a human being.
Lastly,I haven't seen your "cute" pic.

Okay...check back in a few..I'll put a pic up just to satisfy your curiosity. tongue


That still doesn't change the fact that most of dem girls are ugleeeee....

Ass......is either too fat or too skinny.

Ya'll don't even exercise.

Ya'll depend too much on attachment, wigs and weave on's.

Ya'll can't even grow a natural hair.

Ya'll be bleaching in a temperate weather like ours.

Ya'll be crushing on the same person while an average bloke like Tosyne2much be getting nada. cheesy


Need i go on.. cool
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by makydebbie(f): 11:42am On Nov 24, 2016
No,don't go on.
You are not making sense in the first place.
BrandNewIV:


Why? Do ya'll wanna eat me alive? grin grin



Okay...check back in a few..I'll put a pic up just to satisfy your curiosity. tongue


That still doesn't change the fact that most of dem girls are ugleeeee....

Ass......is either too fat or too skinny.

Ya'll don't even exercise.

Ya'll depend too much on attachment, wigs and weave on's.

Ya'll can't even grow a natural hair.

Ya'll be bleaching in a temperate weather like ours.

Ya'll be crushing on the same person while an average bloke like Tosin2much be getting nada. cheesy


Need i go on.. cool

Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mamatayour(f): 11:43am On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:


Why? Do ya'll wanna eat me alive? grin grin



Okay...check back in a few..I'll put a pic up just to satisfy your curiosity. tongue


That still doesn't change the fact that most of dem girls are ugleeeee....

Ass......is either too fat or too skinny.

Ya'll don't even exercise.

Ya'll depend too much on attachment, wigs and weave on's.

Ya'll can't even grow a natural hair.

Ya'll be bleaching in a temperate weather like ours.

Ya'll be crushing on the same person while an average bloke like Tosin2much be getting nada. cheesy


Need i go on.. cool

pointless. Goansleep
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:09pm On Nov 24, 2016
mamatayour:
pointless. Goansleep
undecided undecided undecided undecided

makydebbie:
No,don't go on.
You are not making sense in the first place.

You're ugleeeee too...See your flat nose. cheesy
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:26pm On Nov 24, 2016
Some children will wean themselves of their moma's breast at a very period when they need the protein most, they then miss this important nutrient just because they want to be a nairalander, this post is an example of the kinds posted by these malnutrited children
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tajbol4splend:
Some children will wean themselves of their moma's breast at a very period when they need the protein most, they then miss this important nutrient just because they want to be a nairalander, this post is an example of the kinds posted by these [b]malnutrited [/b]children

Chai!

Lets blame it on auto correct, else i would suggest you ask your English teacher for a refund. cool cool
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mofeoluwadassah: 12:39pm On Nov 24, 2016
wht exactly is d point here nw
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by BrandNewIV(m): 12:41pm On Nov 24, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
wht exactly is d point here nw

Another ugleeee one. undecided undecided sighs!
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2016
makydebbie:
No,don't go on.
You are not making sense in the first place.

He's just a kid, you're too harsh on him
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:


Chai!

Lets blame it on auto correct, else i would suggest you ask your English teacher for a refund. cool cool


Let's just say we are who we are, we cant fight it. You sound bellicose but thank God we can't wrestle here, you would have gotten yourself unclad and started a fight, too many violent bones in ur body, what for? Because you being put into order? Get a clue
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by mofeoluwadassah: 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:


Another ugleeee one. undecided undecided sighs!
I dont blame u,i knw u be ugly more dan an ape...so i dont nid u 2 upload ur pic undecided tongue
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2016
WomanOfRace:
You need serious koboko for this your post. You sound like you can create one person talk of ugly one.

Na who send you before? Nonsense.

I repeat,no woman is ugly just the character.

Bravo!
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 1:28pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tajbol4splend:

Bravo!
haaaa Angelina Jolie
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2016
WomanOfRace:


haaaa Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie?
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 1:47pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tajbol4splend:

Angelina Jolie?
bravo jolie. Guess you don't know who Jolie is.
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2016
WomanOfRace:


bravo jolie. Guess you don't know who Jolie is.

Grammy winner? Yes I do know her, just did not get ur gesture
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Nobody: 1:53pm On Nov 24, 2016
Captainbells:
You might want to grab some clay and mould that your perfect chick wink
and why have you got some birds picture up your profile? maybe you could use some clay ?
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 2:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tajbol4splend:

Grammy winner? Yes I do know her, just did not get ur gesture

I'm Jolie though our own version. "bravo" meaning brave...yes i am.
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Tajbol4splend(m): 2:02pm On Nov 24, 2016
WomanOfRace:



I'm Jolie though our own version.
"bravo" meaning brave...yes i am.

Bravo to Bravo Jolie then
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by Enybliss(f): 2:05pm On Nov 24, 2016
BrandNewIV:
I don't know why it's pretty difficult to find a cute chick these days especially for a cute looking Nigga like me. tongue

You see a tall one just like i did yesterday when i stopped by at the grocery store. She was just standing there like a statue and i was like wow!

Here's a tall chick finally, so i took a second look at her and behold it's a "k" leg she's standing on.

If she's not tall, she should be at least 5ft 6.

If she's does have much booty, she should at least have some curves.

If her bosom is small, it should at least be handful....Like i wouldn't even mind if it's a water melon but at least not the type Cossy and if i's that big, then i have an extra pillow at worst.

Then you manage to invite an average chick to hang out with some friends and she can't even use a spoon to scoop a plate of pepper soup.

Just imagine how embarrassed i was when this cick dumped her spoon and started using her hands riht in front of my friends.

Do we now have to start taking you ladies to some type of grooming school? undecided

I can imagine how that type of chick would behave if we went to a Buffet on a table of six. grin

Excuse my ramblings this Thursday morning.

I just feel like venting. cool cool cool

just mold her son
Re: Is This Too Much To Ask? by WomanOfRace(f): 2:06pm On Nov 24, 2016
Tajbol4splend:

Bravo to Bravo Jolie then
hahahaha, thank you,but you will still receive your koboko.

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