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Re: My Fri by Nobody: 11:01pm On Nov 28, 2016
NevetsIbot:
I'm so angry now... Firstly in the recession, banana has jumped in price.

I blended it nd Iced it for an hour.. twas all slimy and yuck.. It tore my tongue.

Where am I gon get strawberries in Naija?

Yu said only banana, nd i used just that....
Haha grin
u blamin' me for yer disator?
☆☆☆☆☆

☆ I didn't not say only banana
☆And did u freeze the banana solid ? It can't just be chilled but frozen solid.
☆use a good food processor and don't over mix them
Never used a blender and can not guarantee results
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 11:05pm On Nov 28, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:

Haha grin
u blamin' me for yer disator?
☆☆☆☆☆
☆ I didn't not say only banana
☆And did u freeze the banana solid ? It can't just be chilled but frozen solid.
☆use a good food processor and don't over mix them
Never used a blender and can not guarantee results
puffy... Where did you put this list all this while?.

I ddnt freeze it solid. Culdn't wait to eat it.

What if I added oranges,pineapples,some grapefruits nd an apple nd then freeze em all up?

What dyu think?
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 28, 2016
NevetsIbot:
puffy... Where did you put this list all this while?.

I ddnt freeze it solid. Culdn't wait to eat it.

What if I added oranges,pineapples,some grapefruits nd an apple nd then freeze em all up?

What dyu think?
no,don't add those they have 2 much liquid u'll need a ice cream maker if u want 2 use those fruits.
U need fruit that are creamy.
☆☆☆☆
U obviously didn't read the thread.

☆ u cut the fruit up in pieces
☆put it in a container in the freezer ,freeze it solid
☆ THEN into the food processor
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 11:15pm On Nov 28, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
no,don't add those they have 2 much liquid u'll need a ice cream maker if u want 2 use those fruits.
U need fruit that are creamy.
☆☆☆☆
U obviously didn't read the thread.

☆ u cut the fruit up in pieces
☆put it in a container in the freezer ,freeze it solid
☆ THEN into the food processor
awwwn. Cos I wan chop.

Sorry, I'll eat my bananas raw
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 11:32pm On Nov 28, 2016
NevetsIbot:
awwwn. Cos I wan chop.

Sorry, I'll eat my bananas raw
I could hit u . angry
Havin' me explain/type all this and u not use it angry

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Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 11:38pm On Nov 28, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
I could hit u . angry
Havin' me explain/type all this and u not use it angry
lol. Hit me.... I'll go with my usual fruit jam.

Pawpaw,oranges,pineapples,bananas, grapefruits. Blend em all... Freeze it, let it be almost frozen. Enjoy.
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 11:45pm On Nov 28, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol. Hit me.... I'll go with my usual fruit jam.

Pawpaw,oranges,pineapples,bananas, grapefruits. Blend em all... Freeze it, let it be almost frozen. Enjoy.
U call this jam?
Jam is like jelly
U mean u make 'sorbet'

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Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:19am On Nov 29, 2016
He could be insanely attracted by her ugly looks

U may call. Her ugly but in his eyes, she's artistically perfect with rare exotic looks kiss

U know they are some ugly people like that.. cheesy
They are ugly o.. But there is this ancient artistic mystery about their looks, that will make u fall in love over and over again. It happens.. It's simply a mystery cheesy
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 12:21am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
U call this jam? Jam is like jelly U mean u make 'sorbet'
by jam, I meant a mix. Whatever it is
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:33am On Nov 29, 2016
NevetsIbot:
by jam, I meant a mix. Whatever it is
big head. I'm still thinkin' how u had me type all I did
Re: My Fri by Doctorfitz: 12:34am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
U call this jam?
Jam is like jelly
U mean u make 'sorbet'



Valeriego to bed.... I'll tell ur elder
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:36am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
U call this jam?
Jam is like jelly
U mean u make 'sorbet'


You and NevetsIbot, keep pinning my thread on top section till i spank ur head o setigbo, eh
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:39am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



You and NevetsIbot, keep pinning my thread on top section till i spank ur head o setigbo, eh
U better not threaten me or I'll give this thread no rest!!!! angry
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:41am On Nov 29, 2016
Amelian:
He could be insanely attracted by her ugly looks

U may call. Her ugly but in his eyes, she's artistically perfect with rare exotic looks kiss

U know they are some ugly people like that.. cheesy
They are ugly o.. But there is this ancient artistic mystery about their looks, that will make u fall in love over and over again. It happens.. It's simply a mystery cheesy

I tell u, it beta be a mystery.
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:42am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:


I tell u, it beta be a mystery.



Hahahahahahahh grin grin grin
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:46am On Nov 29, 2016
Amelian:




Hahahahahahahh grin grin grin


I know how dangerous it is to dabble into a relationship matter. So I don't complain to my guy about it...I no wan lose my guy. My guy not happy today cos bae traveled.
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:50am On Nov 29, 2016
Doctorfitz:




Valerie go to bed.... I'll tell ur elder
Dude!! How u gon come here shoutin' folk full name!! undecided
and it ain't nothin' but 5pm.
Re: My Fri by Doctorfitz: 12:53am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
Dude!! How u gon come here shoutin' folk full name!! undecided
and it ain't nothin' but 5pm.



OK, love the trump hair still. U know who this is right
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:53am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
Dude!! How u gon come here shoutin' folk full name!! undecided
and it ain't nothin' but 5pm.



I'll tell NevetsIbot not to crush on u. Naso I dey crush one romancelander till she shamed me. I deactivated my very important moniker yesterday and opened another one sharpally.
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:57am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:




I'll tell NevetsIbot not to crush on u. Naso I dey crush one romancelander till she shamed me. I deactivated my very important moniker yesterday and opened another one sharpally.
uhm. undecided what?
Are u threating 2 shame me or what?
....i don't get.
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 12:59am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
uhm. undecided what?
Are u threating 2 shame me or what?
....i don't get.


No na. I dey pity my friend Nevet ni...that he may not end up in ur hand like me
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 1:16am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



No na. I dey pity my friend Nevet ni...that he may not end up in ur hand like me
ok.but we only talked about ice cream.He gon be ok. wink
Re: My Fri by Hotstew(m): 4:51am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But in this case, I don't think my friend is getting married for the sake of love, beauty, or money.

My friend is extremely handsome and fair in complexion. Since our university days, he has chop-and-clean-mouthed so many pretty girls. To my surprise, he has done intro, and is about to wed this ugly girl. My friend appears to be in love. The girl is not that bad, but to say the truth, she is ugly.

The girl is employed, earning about 70k monthly. Friend earns about 80k monthly. Now should we call this love or what?

Have you taken time to call your friend and ask his "How good is the puuzzzy"? The answer you will get will surprise you.
Re: My Fri by mamachizzy(f): 5:57am On Nov 29, 2016
Mind ur business. If u think marriage is all about physical beauty, then u are the ugly one

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Re: My Fri by majorbravo: 6:16am On Nov 29, 2016
I'll be completely honest with you on this one, Bill's meat is Kenny's poison. Ask that friend of yours, if he is as close as you claim, he would tell you how fed up he is with pretty girls who always seem to have an entitlement obsessive disorder (EOD) persona (that's what I choose to call it, books refer to it as Narcissistic personality disorder -NPD). We cute guys have been through this and we always look at our not so handsome friends who have an opinion about our supposedly (in quote) "not so good-looking" girlfriends and say (so tenderly in our hearts) "These dudes just don't get it".

Being a good-looking male could be some kind of a pseudo-demerit because the pretty girls barely take us seriously and feel we rely on our good looks to get everything we own. We have a harder time even in other aspects of our life cos everyone thinks we want to charm our way through when all we seek is a fair chance to do what we love. The not so good-looking girls usually ignore the fact that we look good and not try to compete with/against us for advantage like most pretty girls do, and that's why it seems we get along a lot better.

But with time I have come to realise one thing: It's something I think your friend doesn't realise yet. And that is the fact that ladies would do anything to get what they desire, all it takes is for them to desire it well enough and they'll go for it, they rarely ever compromise till they get what they want. And when its theirs, they don't give two hoots about appealing to it anymore. I came to realise its better to date someone you are compatible with emotionally, psychologically and physically(very important). Never compromise on any of these cos of how she is acting now cos I'll tell you what's gonna happen, you're gonna regret it later. I would rather marry an attractive girl who turns out to be a nag or an ex-call girl than marry a not-so-pretty girl who worships the very ground I walk on now, and after marriage realise she was also an ex-hooker who also can nag for Africa + gossip queen.

The choice is difficult, it requires divine intervention, I have observed that women understand this concept a lot better than men do. That's why church seats get filled on 'Singles Night'.
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 6:52am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



You and NevetsIbot, keep pinning my thread on top section till i spank ur head o setigbo, eh
what kind of...? Wha tha hell? Who's crushing on puff puff? Guy, take your time
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 6:54am On Nov 29, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
big head. I'm still thinkin' how u had me type all I did
tongue
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 6:59am On Nov 29, 2016
NevetsIbot:
what kind of...? Wha tha hell? Who's crushing on puff puff? Guy, take your time


U dey mind me abi? Me dt dey Fear North fear women upandan.
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 7:00am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



No na. I dey pity my friend Nevet ni...that he may not end up in ur hand like me
who even tell you say i dey crush on her sef?

Which girl shamed you. Berlynn, winnielyn or makkydebby?
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 7:01am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



U dey mind me abi? Me dt dey Fear North fear women upandan.
hehe. because one small girl shame you. You dey fear.. You be man so?
Re: My Fri by Nobody: 7:29am On Nov 29, 2016
NevetsIbot:
hehe. because one small girl shame you. You dey fear.. You be man so?


I better no mention her o, so dt I won't complicate things. Naso one ugly gal jazz my friend.
Re: My Fri by NevetsIbot(m): 9:14am On Nov 29, 2016
B2Spirits:



I better no mention her o, so dt I won't complicate things. Naso one ugly gal jazz my friend.
hahahahaha.... This girl go wicked. Na berlyn I know wey dey yeye guys.

Buy hypo wash your friend eyes o

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