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Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Josephdgreat(m): 3:17am On Dec 03, 2016
Men sometimes ask too many questions that you get confused about what exactly he wants in s*x with you. Here are the most common questions men ask during s*x with their partners.


1. Do you like it? I find this question very funny. If she does not like you, she will never have s*x with you.


2. Did I hurt you? Women hide their feelings in their actions. They give codes, its your job to decode.



3. Are you enjoying it? This is a question most guys ask. If asked and you don’t want to lie, just smile and moan louder. He’ll get the message.


4. What’s your best s*x position? Every sexually active person has a favorite position. If you don’t know yours then you are not sexually active enough. Your spouse knows your favorite position so he doesn’t need to ask. A toaster you don’t like asks and your answer should be“ I don’t have one” but if you like him then you can tell him the truth.


5. What’s your weak point? Every lady has a major arousal spot. That place on her body that if anyone touches very well, she’ll loose her senses. That’s what he’s asking for. If you cannot figure it out yourself then go to bed.


6. Have you c*m? Every sexually active girl on earth has once being asked this question. If you haven’t c*m, not to hurt his ego, don’t say no, just say“ I am almost there”. Let’s hope you finally get there but if you don’t, keep saying you are almost there until everyone gets tired.


7. Who’s your daddy? Like seriously! who is your daddy, this seem like the dumbest question to ask because her daddy is definitely in his house chilling.


8. Am I sweet? This is a weird question as no man is perceived as candy or chocolate.


9. Did you enjoy it? In my own opinion you enjoy food or ice cream. If you can satisfy your woman, you should be rest assured that she enjoyed it.



10. Do you want more? You do not need to ask, she will ask for more if you are up to the task.

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Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 3:25am On Dec 03, 2016
"i love u" ......The results are in that is a LIE undecided
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Fayvhur(f): 3:31am On Dec 03, 2016
mtcheww dumb guys be asking dumb questions
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 3:45am On Dec 03, 2016
Fayvhur:
mtcheww dumb guys be asking dumb questions

Babe you are not sleeping yet? undecided wink
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 3:47am On Dec 03, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
"i love u" ......The results are in that is a LIE undecided

You must be a pro in the act undecided wink
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 3:52am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


You must be a pro in the act undecided wink
at what??
wait. Why arent u sleepin' undecided its 3am there
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 3:56am On Dec 03, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
at what??
wait. Why are u sleepin' undecided its 3am there

At doing the do na gringrin
Yesterday was Friday na. So I dey coven dey press phone. grin grin grin grin wink What about you? Why ain't you sleeping
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:02am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


At doing the do na gringrin
Yesterday was Friday na. So I dey coven dey press phone. grin grin grin grin wink What about you? Why ain't you sleeping
no sir,i am not a pro ,thank u very much angry
☆☆☆☆
It is 9pm and still friday for me.
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 4:07am On Dec 03, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
no sir,i am not a pro ,thank u very much angry
☆☆☆☆
It is 9pm and still friday for me.

That's cool babe. Don't worry yourself too much, I can be your man. wink grin grin grin
You look like an angel that sings angelus in Los Angeles grin grin
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:12am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


That's cool babe. Don't worry yourself too much, I can be your man. wink grin grin grin
You look like an angel that sings angelus in Los Angeles grin grin
pfft grin Good-Night.Bye
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 4:16am On Dec 03, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
pfft grin Good-Night.Bye

Lolzzzgrin grin grin Babe you are an exclusive material in an exclusive wife material super market.wink I can tattoo you on my other leg grin grin grin
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by gabinogem(m): 4:19am On Dec 03, 2016
Those are like telemundo men kinda questions... Weirdos cheesy
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:32am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


Lolzzzgrin grin grin Babe you are an exclusive material in an exclusive wife material super market.wink I can tattoo you on my other leg grin grin grin
Na so your own dey be.
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 4:35am On Dec 03, 2016
MzLarem:
Na so your own dey be.
Lolzzzgrin grin grin Babe what's up? wink Are you not sleeping?
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:39am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


Lolzzzgrin grin grin Babe what's up? wink Are you not sleeping?
Just coming from meeting.
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 4:42am On Dec 03, 2016
MzLarem:
Just coming from meeting.
The baddest babe for coven.grin grin grin wink
I hope say you no tell dem say I dey eye you wink
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:45am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


The baddest babe for coven.grin grin grin wink

I hope say you no tell dem say I dey eye you wink
You wey we don reason your matter finish
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 4:45am On Dec 03, 2016
D
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 4:53am On Dec 03, 2016
MzLarem:
You wey we don reason your matter finish

Hmmmundecided cry

Babe but seriously you dey catch my eyes for here o.shocked wink Your smile can raise a dead stick back to life.wink I wish I would be the one to make you always smile like that everyday.wink
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 5:44am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:


Hmmmundecided cry

Babe but seriously you dey catch my eyes for here o.shocked wink Your smile can raise a dead stick back to life.wink I wish I would be the one to make you always smile like that everyday.wink
Baba for the flirt grin

Na you biko smiley
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by QueenSuccubus(f): 5:45am On Dec 03, 2016
grin

I know You want this D..Come and get it


Hahahahahah... I'm cuuummmmming daddy cheesy
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 8:11am On Dec 03, 2016
MzLarem:
Baba for the flirt grin
Na you biko smiley
Babe but you be like Wife material o wink
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Tyviv(f): 8:15am On Dec 03, 2016
Lol
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by DanielGb(m): 8:19am On Dec 03, 2016
Fayvhur:
mtcheww dumb guys be asking dumb questions

I read you post. it just the guys you've met. we varies.
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 8:20am On Dec 03, 2016
Is it just me, or are girls not equally guilty of N1, N3, N5, N6, N8, N9 and 10?
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Nobody: 10:04am On Dec 03, 2016
ikp120:

Babe but you be like Wife material o wink
How many yards? tongue
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ikp120(m): 10:53am On Dec 03, 2016
MzLarem:
How many yards? tongue
grin grin grin
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Fayvhur(f): 11:06am On Dec 03, 2016
DanielGb:

I read you post. it just the guys you've met. we varies.
probably.... deyre lyk one in a dozen
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by ImmaculateIfy: 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2016
hahahahahah @ No6
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by DanielGb(m): 1:05pm On Dec 03, 2016
Fayvhur:


probably.... deyre lyk one in a dozen
well, we have billions of men scatter around the world. It means there are enough good men for you. There is nothing wrong with your identity. You only need an experience/matured male friend.
Re: Things Men Will Always Tell Women During Sex. by Mustiboy(m): 1:23pm On Dec 03, 2016
are you a naiRalander?

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