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5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:50am On Dec 07, 2016

They say women are more scared of getting pregnant than contracting HIV/Aids.

I am not sure about the authenticity of the statement,but you get the point.

Women will go at extra lengths to ensure they DO NOT get pregnant.

This is a fact, since time immemorial, women have been using bizarre ways to avoid getting pregnant, S-xually Transmitted Infection’s aside.

Here are some of the bizarre things they do to enjoy s-x without getting pregnant.

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:52am On Dec 07, 2016

5. Squat and sneeze

Immediately after s-x, a woman is required to squat the sneeze. This movement is said to force out every single sperm from the woman’s veejay.

In ancient Greek, physicians recommended women to do this to shake the sperm out before fertilizing the egg.

Women were also advised to jump up an down, and kick their feet against their bums, to avoid getting pregnant.

How practical?

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:54am On Dec 07, 2016

4. Sex during periods

It is messy, I know.

Turns out, women enjoy s-x during their periods.
To add onto the natural lubrication, it is said chances of a woman getting pregnant at this time are close to nil.

If you attended a biology lesson, then you know this is a lie.

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:55am On Dec 07, 2016

3. Honey

Applying honey on your hu-ha can prevent pregnancy. The honey will change the acidity of the vagina, making it hard for the sperm to swim to the egg.

In ancient Egypt, women added crocodile poop to the honey before applying the mixture.

This just screams yeast infection.

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:56am On Dec 07, 2016

2. Coca cola

Yes, apparently the Coca cola drink not only quenches the normal thirst but also does kill sperms, according to online myths.

A woman is required to douche after intercourse, the carbon in the soda is supposed to be effective in preventing pregnancy.

Women are still using this method to date. I think this is a perfect recipe for a yeast infection.

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 10:59am On Dec 07, 2016

1. Taking Panadol/Painkiller after s-x

It’s supposed to be as simple as ABC, ingest painkillers after having s-x.

What is the worst thing that might happen, probably ingest enough to overdose yourself and actually fall sick.

NOTE: The Only way you can prevent pregnancy is by using a condom, contraceptives or abstinence. The rest are just myths.

Know or heard of other ways? Comment below

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Genea(f): 11:00am On Dec 07, 2016

I seee, oloshos come and see ooo and all dose that enjoy raw sex

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 11:09am On Dec 07, 2016

Genea:
I seee, oloshos come and see ooo and all dose that enjoy raw sex

Lol,
As if say you no dey enjoy skin to skin.

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 11:09am On Dec 07, 2016

Genea:
I seee, oloshos come and see ooo and all dose that enjoy raw sex

Who are these people? undecided

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 11:13am On Dec 07, 2016

Splinz:

Who are these people?

They'll soon be here.

Meanwhile, Teamjoyce and enniewest be observing

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by sod09(m): 11:15am On Dec 07, 2016

hmm. I heard of one sef
make I no talk am

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Nobody: 11:16am On Dec 07, 2016

Take up a family planning method and be free.
We need to understand our reproductive rights.

Go for family planning

Jadelle..... .. 6yrs
copper T IUCD..... 10yrs

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Zambux(f): 11:20am On Dec 07, 2016

Story for the gods...

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Genea(f): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2016

Splinz:

Who are these people?

ur frnds na

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Genea(f): 11:43am On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:

Lol,
As if say you no dey enjoy skin to skin.

biko I'm not there ooo

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by ButterFrost212(f): 12:11pm On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:
3. Honey

Applying honey on your hu-ha can prevent pregnancy. The honey will change the acidity of the vagina, making it hard for the sperm to swim to the egg.

In ancient Egypt, women added crocodile poop to the honey before applying the mixture.

This just screams yeast infection.

Oh no!

Crocodile poop in your huha cry

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2016

Genea:
ur frnds na

Oh that reminds me... the last time we did that shit was simply awesome... cheesy

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:38pm On Dec 07, 2016

Zambux:
Story for the gods...

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:42pm On Dec 07, 2016

sod09:
hmm. I heard of one sef
make I no talk am

Talk am biko

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:43pm On Dec 07, 2016

kenonze:
Take up a family planning method and be free.
We need to understand our reproductive rights.

Go for family planning

Jadelle..... .. 6yrs
copper T IUCD..... 10yrs

Hmmm, that one na for married people na

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:43pm On Dec 07, 2016

Zambux:
Story for the gods...

Oya tell us your own method.

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:44pm On Dec 07, 2016

Genea:
biko I'm not there ooo

I hear you.

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2016

ButterFrost212:

Oh no!
Crocodile poop in your huha

Yes na
Una wey be geh can do anything to enjoy unprotected sex and not get pregnant.

Infact, HIV better pass pregnancy for una

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by CARLOSZ: 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2016

Splinz:

Oh that reminds me... the last time we did that shit was simply awesome...

Plix don't carry your sezual talks to dix hanointed thread

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by ButterFrost212(f): 12:51pm On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:

Yes na
Una wey be geh can do anything to enjoy unprotected sex and not get pregnant.

Infact, HIV better pass pregnancy for una

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:

Plix don't carry your sezual talks to dix hanointed thread

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by ashewoboy(m): 12:58pm On Dec 07, 2016

ohk.

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Nobody: 12:58pm On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:

Hmmm, that one na for married people na

That's a misconception!

Visit any family planning center especially youth friendly ones

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by cahrym(m): 1:07pm On Dec 07, 2016

CARLOSZ:

2. Coca cola
Yes, apparently the Coca cola drink not only quenches the normal thirst but also does kill sperms, according to online myths.
A woman is required to douche after intercourse, the carbon in the soda is supposed to be effective in preventing pregnancy.
Women are still using this method to date. I think this is a perfect recipe for a yeast infection.

Why Coca Cola? Try Teem or Alabukun with Schweppes

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by firstking01(m): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2016

The life of a woman.

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Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by kollintin(m): 1:47pm On Dec 07, 2016

is dat so.where dat girl even day self come and see d answer

Re: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Nutase: 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2016

Stale

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