EfemenaXY:
Now this is highly entertaining.

shaybebaby:

Actually, you got me to comment after you dug out her previous post subsequent to her first assertations.

I guess I was surprised because I imagined the other fella got it wrong and then viola! You stepped in.

There was me thinking that misrepresentation is the harder option as it takes time and effort so couldn't fathom why anyone would create work when there is no need to even do the work at all. Naive me.

Her "detractors" are nice people.
She deliberately lied and gave a false persona to prove a point. She was found out and in a moment of embarrassment and adrenaline pumped braggadocio she fought her way through and cowered her opponents.

It would be very annoying if it weren't so comical at the same time

So many people pretending to be what they are not on the internet, giving advice they aren't really qualified to give.

But then again I guess most of us are all guilty of that in one small way or the other. Its those that get caught that are used as scapegoats .

Amelian don't count yourself strong o. It is your enemies that are weak

shaybebaby:

What if I told you that Neil Armstrong is my cousin nko?

Get a flight boo.

You're kidding! Neil and I dated, tell him I said hello. Local flights are apparently now N50 to N70K+ and they are cutting corners to make ends meet (I saw a handwritten Arik Air boarding pass). So that is out of the question. Let us try trains na.

I mean, Aviation options now include driving to Cotonou or Ghana to get a cheaper international ticket . Na wa o, chanji!!!

Which one come be Scapegoat nah? .

I guess we should all create room for comedy in life to ease the stress factor

Indeed, the internet has become a place where a good number of people claim what they are not in reality.

5minsmadness:


Her "detractors" are nice people.
She deliberately lied and gave a false persona to prove a point. She was found out and in a moment of embarrassment and adrenaline pumped braggadocio she fought her way through and cowered her opponents.

It would be very annoying if it weren't so comical at the same time

So many people pretending to be what they are not on the internet, giving advice they aren't really qualified to give.

But then again I guess most of us are all guilty of that in one small way or the other. Its those that get caught that are used as scapegoats .

Amelian don't count yourself strong o. It is your enemies that are weak

Nah so ooooo

EfemenaXY:
Now this is highly entertaining.

TheeDetective:
Engrossed about your life, for wetin? Nah you take your mouth talk say you don marry. When questioned for confirmation, you come say nah story.

Good say you go follow shaybebaby advice to put a disclaimer to distinguish wetin be true and wetin be false when you wan tell story.

I use my mouth talk years back.
Did I tell u to bring it forth after hoe many years?

I send u work?
Or I send u message


Taking panadol for wetin no consign u

Bad belle because I give concrete advice online.

I know your type

Rant all day and all night

I don't give a fucvk!

It won't add money to my account

Neither will it stop my boo from being with me


So u can say whatever u like.

It's your cup of tea.

Onegai:


You're kidding! Neil and I dated, tell him I said hello. Local flights are apparently now N50 to N70K+ and they are cutting corners to make ends meet (I saw a handwritten Arik Air boarding pass). So that is out of the question. Let us try trains na.

I mean, Aviation options now include driving to Cotonou or Ghana to get a cheaper international ticket . Na wa o, chanji!!!

That Neil sef, I've told him to restrict himself to the grannies in the nursing home where he lives now. Gawd knows how he managed to escape to be able to woo a spring chicken like you.

Na so the economy bad reach?

Atleast they are still writing the boarding pass for you. Don't try Ryanair ooo, you print everything yourself, pay to check in your bags, do the check in yourself . Even water on their flight is not free, if they could get away with it, they will accept standing flight passengers as well.

If you no say u no be wetin you dey claim, put disclaimer there to avoid stories like this.

Amelian:


I use my mouth talk years back.
Did I tell u to bring it forth after hoe many years?

I send u work?
Or I send u message


Taking panadol for wetin no consign u

Bad belle because I give concrete advice online.

I know your type

Rant all day and all night

I don't give a fucvk!

It won't add money to my account

Neither will it stop my boo from being with me


So u can say whatever u like.

It's your cup of tea.

TheeDetective:
Which one come be Scapegoat nah? .

I guess we should all create room for comedy in life to ease the stress factor

Indeed, the internet has become a place where a good number of people claim what they are not in reality.

Its all good bro/sis.
I know of one old moniker like that, a hardcore feminist on nairaland then, her comments used to get me so riled up! Any small thing she will deal with her man, her man cant try shit with her. And then one day by sheer happenstance we met. She was calling her hubby "daddy"! I was like , Very respectful to her oga oh! I was tempted to expose her but was "sworn to secrecy"

The idea though is not to take this internet stuff too seriously. Its mostly entertainment and killing off boredom. Most people wont do half the things they talk of doing online in real life.

5minsmadness:


Her "detractors" are nice people.
She deliberately lied and gave a false persona to prove a point. She was found out and in a moment of embarrassment and adrenaline pumped braggadocio she fought her way through and cowered her opponents.

It would be very annoying if it weren't so comical at the same time

So many people pretending to be what they are not on the internet, giving advice they aren't really qualified to give.

But then again I guess most of us are all guilty of that in one small way or the other. Its those that get caught that are used as scapegoats .

Amelian don't count yourself strong o. It is your enemies that are weak

Thanks for your advice..

Am strong.. Am. Not a weakling like you.

Cause u guys have nothing upstairs to proffer as solutions to people's problems online does not mean am meant to be that empty headed like u guys

Eat your hearts out.

I will keep saying my opinion.. Whether I fake personality or whatever.. It's my business not yours..

You are not meant to know my marital status or life story before u listen to good advice most times from me.

So. Just keep your advice to yourself .. I don't need it

Bad belle with empty Brains

Some people wan die on top my life history..
Say whatever u all like.. I will keep on advicing peeps that need my advertise.
Call me whatever name..
I send it back to you.
Shikena

5minsmadness:


Her "detractors" are nice people.
She deliberately lied and gave a false persona to prove a point. She was found out and in a moment of embarrassment and adrenaline pumped braggadocio she fought her way through and cowered her opponents.

It would be very annoying if it weren't so comical at the same time

So many people pretending to be what they are not on the internet, giving advice they aren't really qualified to give.

But then again I guess most of us are all guilty of that in one small way or the other. Its those that get caught that are used as scapegoats .

Amelian don't count yourself strong o. It is your enemies that are weak

I guess that's the beauty of the World Wide Web. We are all here as a form of escapism so I guess no harm done.

TheeDetective:
If you no say u no be wetin you dey claim, put disclaimer there to avoid stories like this.

Am not putting any disclaimer.

Go and kill yasef

Is it your page.. Is my handle your handle?

Are u the one bearing Amelian?

Go and put disclaimer ontop , if u are so pained

Instead of you to bother about your life.. U are here obssesing on mine


Ode

Keep obsessing o

Amelian:





Thanks for your advice..

Am strong.. Am. Not a weakling like you.

Cause u guys have nothing upstairs to proffer as solutions to people's problems online does not mean am meant to be that empty headed like u guys

Eat your hearts out.

I will keep saying my opinion.. Whether I fake personality or whatever.. It's my business not yours..

You are not meant to know my marital status or life story before u listen to good advice most times from me.

So. Just keep your advice to yourself .. I don't need it

Bad belle with empty Brains

Some people wan die on top my life history..
Say whatever u all like.. I will keep on advicing peeps that need my advertise.
Call me whatever name..
I send it back to you.
Shikena

See what I mean?
The only name I intend to call you is juvenile delinquent.
And i mean it in a most affectionate way

5minsmadness:

Its all good bro/sis.
I know of one old moniker like that, a hardcore feminist on nairaland then, her comments used to get me so riled up! Any small thing she will deal with her man, her man cant try shit with her. And then one day by sheer happenstance we met. She was calling her hubby "daddy"! I was like , Very respectful to her oga oh! I was tempted to expose her but was "sworn to secrecy"

The idea though is not to take this internet stuff too seriously. Its mostly entertainment and killing off boredom. Most people wont do half the things they talk of doing online in real life.

I like how you say "most" because I am pretty much the same. To the extent that my brother read one of my posts and called me to ask if I was shaybebaby on here. Never spoken to him about my forays on here previously.

shaybebaby:

I guess that's the beauty of the World Wide Web. We are all here as a form of escapism so I guess no harm done.

Don't mind them.. Pretending as if they are saints.
Bloody foovls.

Obsessing over my stories..

They don't even have one iota of brain cells..

If my advice is paining them.. They can simply look Pass my comments and move on.

Bad belle them.. Cos am wiser than them. In life issues

Smhhh.

My dear thanks for. Your input

You are kidding me, ehen you for talk nah and burst her bubble hehehe.

Nah true you talk ooo, not to take things too seriously on the internet o otherwise, person go just dey get unnecessary headache.

Yeah you are right that most people won't do half of what they say online in reality.

Nah this nairaland nah em person go dey call themselves billionaires and dey no get reach that o, but online them be billionaires. Wetin person no go see and hear for this life.

5minsmadness:

Its all good bro/sis.
I know of one old moniker like that, a hardcore feminist on nairaland then, her comments used to get me so riled up! And then one day by sheer happenstance we met. She was calling her hubby "daddy"! I was like , Very respectful to her oga oh! I was tempted to expose her but was "sworn to secrecy"

The idea though is not to take this internet stuff too seriously. Its mostly entertainment and killing off boredom. Most people wont do half the things they talk of doing online in real life.

5minsmadness:

See what I mean?
The only name I intend to call you is juvenile delinquent.
And i mean it in a most affectionate way

Lol

Look at this one.. What's he saying.. Ode

Better look for urgent post to contribute on if u have the brains and answer for it..

People always jealous when someone can proffer solutions.

U people will just kill yourselves with worry over me

Amelian:




Am not putting any disclaimer.

Go and kill yasef

Is it your page.. Is my handle your handle?

Are u the one bearing Amelian?

Go and put disclaimer ontop , if u are so pained

Instead of you to bother about your life.. U are here obssesing on mine


Ode

Keep obsessing o

Chick, it's all good. No need to get riled up, I aired my thoughts, so did the others and so have you.

You are wherever you are doing your own thing, most likely paths will never cross with any of us in real life. Chill. The real you is intact and none of your privacy has been invaded and won't be except you permit it.

shaybebaby:

I guess that's the beauty of the World Wide Web. We are all here as a form of escapism so I guess no harm done.

Yeah, it takes some getting used to though.
Sone people take some outrageous advice they get on here pretty seriously and apply it to thier everyday lives. Causes chaos. And the person that gave the silly advice walks free without a care in the world, no guilt on his/her conscience.

But that's not wisdom anyway.

Its been a while I've seen your posts. Happy Sunday

Aww the thing dey pain you abi . Dat nah wetin dey happen when you claim what you are not online and get caught out.

Next time as dem don advice you put a disclaimer if it's a fictitious story you are telling and don't deceive people.

Amelian:




Am not putting any disclaimer.

Go and kill yasef

Is it your page.. Is my handle your handle?

Are u the one bearing Amelian?

Go and put disclaimer ontop , if u are so pained

Instead of you to bother about your life.. U are here obssesing on mine


Ode

Keep obsessing o

Amelian:




Don't mind them.. Pretending as if they are saints.
Bloody foovls.

Obsessing over my stories..

They don't even have one iota of brain cells..

If my advice is paining them.. They can simply look Pass my comments and move on.

Bad belle them.. Cos am wiser than them. In life issues

Smhhh.

My dear thanks for. Your input

I feel you chick, whatever your input, it was coming from a good place, to do good.
Nobody holy pass.

Now everybody, sheath your pens, keyboards, swords etc.

It's almost Christmas for fvck sake!

shaybebaby:

Chick, it's all good. No need to get riled up, I aired my thoughts, so did the others and so have you.

You are wherever you are doing your own thing, most likely paths will never cross with any of us in real life. Chill. The real you is intact and none of your privacy has been invaded and won't be except you permit it.

Exactly! God bless you dear.. Please tell those two kids 2 grow up
i never knew I was so important in their thoughts.. Lol

Our paths with them will never cross . God forbid.

They thought they can shut me down..

They can do nothing.. And I will keep airing my thoughts and advise for many years to come.

TheeDetective:
Aww the thing dey pain you abi . Dat nah wetin dey happen when you claim what you are not online and get caught out.

Next time as dem don advice you put a disclaimer if it's a fictitious story you are telling and don't deceive people.

You see your life!


Lol.


Who is deceiving who?


Whether u like it or not.. I will keep proffering solutions to. Peeps who. Need it..

U can rant from now till tmrw


Body pepper am.. I get brains pass am...
A man for that matter..
That's why he wan die ontop my matter..

Lol.. Shioor

Abi o that's why getting any advice from here is risky business as some give advice that dem no go fit accept themselves if the same happened to them.

5minsmadness:

Yeah, it takes some getting used to though.
Sone people take some outrageous advice they get on here pretty seriously and apply it to thier everyday lives. Causes chaos. And the person that gave the silly advice walks free without a care in the world, no guilt on his/her conscience.

But that's not wisdom anyway.

Its been a while I've seen your posts. Happy Sunday

shaybebaby:

I like how you say "most" because I am pretty much the same. To the extent that my brother read one of my posts and called me to ask if I was shaybebaby on here. Never spoken to him about my forays on here previously.

Kudos to you.
I guess some people remain the same.
Others tend to hide or exaggerate things.
I tend to hide a lot of stuff. Dont feel its necessary to bring your biz out for the whole world to see.
Different strokes.

You see your life hehehe next time you will think very well before posting stories.

Amelian:





You see your life!


Lol.

5minsmadness:

Yeah, it takes some getting used to though.
Sone people take some outrageous advice they get on here pretty seriously and apply it to thier everyday lives. Causes chaos. And the person that gave the silly advice walks free without a care in the world, no guilt on his/her conscience.

But that's not wisdom anyway.

Its been a while I've seen your posts. Happy Sunday

That would be because they are lacking in judgement. Not the fault of the giver of the advice. It's up to us to decide what to keep and what to chuck.

Still Saturday here, for another 50 mins but I'll take the good wishes. Sending the same back to you.

Yeah, I've been off radar.. Life gets busy sometime but hey, it's nearly Christmas. What you got planned?

TheeDetective:
You see your life hehehe

Obssesing over me go kill you one day.

Ewu!

TheeDetective:
You are kidding me, ehen you for talk nah and burst her bubble hehehe.

Nah true you talk ooo, not to take things too seriously on the internet o otherwise, person go just dey get unnecessary headache.

Yeah you are right that most people won't do half of what they say online in reality.

Nah this nairaland nah em person go dey call themselves billionaires and dey no get reach that o, but online them be billionaires. Wetin person no go see and hear for this life.

If wishes were horses
Nairaland would be full of them!

5minsmadness:

Kudos to you.
I guess some people remain the same.
Others tend to hide or exaggerate things.
I tend to hide a lot of stuff. Dont feel its necessary to bring your biz out for the whole world to see.
Different strokes.

Nothing on here that isn't obvious to strangers.
Now I'm curious, I want to know this biz that you are hiding.

True talk hehehe

5minsmadness:


If wishes were horses
Nairaland would be full of them!

See am, nah only to curse nah wetin you sabi.

Amelian:




Obssesing over me go kill you one day.

Ewu