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The Best Of Mark Angel Comedy 2017 - Watch And Laff Out LOUD / Let Us Yarn And Laff / Nigerian Mums and their Wahala... Read and Laff till you faint (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Kingsley1000(m): 10:36am On Jan 14, 2017 |
so hilarious keep it up |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 7:34pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Kingsley1000:thanks |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 7:36pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
good evening guys..hope you are enjoying ur weekend..grap ur coke and let's laugh..
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Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 7:37pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
My mum be like... Mum:So I'm talking to you and u are keeping quiet abi? Me : but mum. Mum:keep quiet when am talking!!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 7:39pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
*Are you looking for a high paying financial investment biz to do. This pays like mad. E even pass HR. You get 900% of your investment in one week. I mean it in one week. For example if you invest N1000 you get N90,000 in one week time. If you are interested in this biz. Send me your full name, address, phone number and email let me send it to EFCC because you must be a criminal.* 1 Like
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Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by estilo(f): 8:41pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Very funny |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
estilo:first female to comment.thank you very much..
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Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:58pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO ESTILO AND KINGSLEY1000
I attended
a birthday party
with a gathering of
about 30 people. A man sat in the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't get to those who were sitting at the front. Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front. but unfortunately the man had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn't get to him. He was so furious that he stood up to take his leave. But then he saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, he tried to be smart. he sat right at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing roasted chicken. When they got to the middle, where he was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, he bent his head, putting his face in his hands... But then the third lady tapped him and stretched her bowl for him to pick. Joyfully he stretched and put his hands inside the bowl... Guess what was in the bowl ? *TOOTHPICKS !!!!* *Moral*: *DO NOT TRY* *to position* *yourself in life,* *ALLOW GOD* *to put you* *in the right place* *OTHERWISE* *you will* *wrongfully position* *yourself* *for* *toothpicks Only !! * WISHING U AND UR ENTIRE FAMILY GOD'S POSITION. 2 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 10:00pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo. I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked. MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: Tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow’s milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water... MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: Infact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..." 6 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by estilo(f): 8:38am On Jan 15, 2017 |
kinglekiss:You welcome 1 Like |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by estilo(f): 8:39am On Jan 15, 2017 |
kinglekiss:Thanks for the dedication. |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by jimfarayola(m): 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
I am waiting for more updates ...well done |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 2:01am On Jan 17, 2017 |
jimfarayola: thanks.... more update on the way but before then let's take a coffee ..
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Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 2:03am On Jan 17, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO jimfarayola Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you." Wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?" Husband replies, "It's me..... talking to whisky." One point each.......Cheiii. 5 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 2:04am On Jan 17, 2017 |
This got me laughing!.... Why I Will Never Teach Pre-School Kids Again! At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet. Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes. I approached her, and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said "Teacher, you made me wear banana". When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style. Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time. When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these shoes are not mine!" I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said: "These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today". This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and wholeheartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again. "What about the socks, teacher?" she asked. I wondered whether I should laugh or cry. Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the socks Vicky?" She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes" I Simply Resigned! - Unknown Copied 8 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Trippledee(m): 12:17pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
I got served with ur jokes man..... Keep it coming...... |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by jimfarayola(m): 2:07pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
kinglekiss: I appreciate the dedication.... it got me cracking my ribs |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Kingsley1000(m): 8:24pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
keep it up dude ...would really like start a short comedy video skit |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:43pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Kingsley1000: . thanks man,u really gat my back..really appreciate it.. |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:44pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
good evening..hope you are enjoying.. wait!!! have you laugh today..come on,let's laugh |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:46pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO MAH MAN(KINGSLEY1000) . When you're not fasting, you can stay till afternoon without getting hungry. But during fasting, even TV remote looks like gala in your eyes. But why?? 2 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:47pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
That awkward moment when ur mum gave u 1000naira note to drop 50# and collect 950# change in church Only for u to discover that ur crush is the usher after dropping d 1k and she was like *wow, how kind of u* Story to be continue.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:48pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
*My Grandma took one of my drinks which I mixed with tramadol, and she's busy taking selfies with the tv remote, but my family thinks it's because of her old age.* 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:50pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
He asked you out, you no gree. He then ask your friend out and she agreed. You are now calling him a womanizer, abeg, if u seek admission for Unilag and they no admit u,shey u no go try Lasu . . laugh wan kill me I can't even laugh again.. 2 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:51pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Wetin person no go see for this nija....someone call me dat am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM and he said bros pls send anytin u av, na God pair us not MMM.....lolzzzzzz 3 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:52pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
;DThat awkward moment after watching, cleaning,and cooking for your boyfriend and he says "the person that will marry you is so lucky", My sister, please hit him with a frying Pan for manual reset. 2 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:53pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
[color=#000099][/color] Mum says Alcohol, sex and Night clubs are my Enemies....God says love your Enemies as yourself.... Should i obey Mummy or God Just thinking 2 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:54pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
When a gurl is desperate to get married, her status will be like " I love washing plates,sweeping and cleaning the house. Thanks to you Mom for the training, thank God for the strength. " 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:12am On Jan 19, 2017 |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:33am On Jan 19, 2017 |
GOOD MORNING AND HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT...HAVE A NICE DAY... YOU CAN NOW FOLLOW ME ON IG AND MY USERNAME IS: Mr Afrikaa.. am sure you guys will follow me,most especially. kingsley1000, estilo tasiii tripledee justmeal evakinqs sarz blessedvisky Dollipsejay benblaq popefuse Seunpaul01 owi432 jimfarayola and the rest.....i wish to mention you all but I can't because I love you all.... thanks and have a nice day.. 3 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:39am On Jan 19, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO THE GUEST.
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I cried for 12 hours wen an Oshogbo girl told me she is tall in complexion 4 Likes |
Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 8:43am On Jan 19, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO WHOM I DON'T MENTION.. BREAKING NEWS!!Yesterday morning, some ladies raped a guy while he was going for jogging.This morning, over 700 guys were found jogging on that same road can u imagine guys..... 4 Likes |
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