adellam16:
My dear he asked 4 it. No one asked him to load dis thrash.

Show us your picture... let us know who is trash!

Softorgasm:
But why do some romance landers behave like lay men and ladies?..
some one uploads pic of his girlfriend online and folks are raining vain comments in relating to the pic..
This is so uncivilised and lame.

If you just look at the history of this guy's comments and threads, you too go join the party of dealing with the drama queen known as Airforce1

Jodha:
He he he torqque7 I love pictures, coman teleport to the photoshoot

My night was blissful, grateful to Jah... Hope yours has no complaints?

Lol I need your present location first so I can know where I'm teleporting from o ..ha you love pics and you are tall..perfect combo for a runway model..oya come and be my model,we can discuss the terms of contract privately lol.

My night was just there joor..sleep hates me so it avoids me like a plague but I'm good tho.

torqque7:


Lol I need your present location first so I can know where I'm teleporting from o ..ha you love pics and you are tall..perfect combo for a runway model..oya come and be my model,we can discuss the terms of contract privately lol.

My night was just there joor..sleep hates me so it avoids me like a plague but I'm good tho.

You must be a soothsayer
How didju know run way modelling is my secret passion ..

Look inside of you and you'll know my location...

Eyah sleep hates you?... Well I'm having similar problem but mine is sort of different...

There's been a rampad stealing galore in my vicinity... And I can't sleep peacefully... Always having the feeling someone will coman steal my pc or phone

Jodha:


You must be a soothsayer
How didju know run way modelling is my secret passion ..

Look inside of you and you'll know my location...

Eyah sleep hates you?... Well I'm having similar problem but mine is sort of different...

There's been a rampad stealing galore in my vicinity... And I can't sleep peacefully... Always having the feeling someone will coman steal my pc or phone

Lol@ soothsayer...hmm stealing ke..women can fear and imagine plenty plenty ehnn .you guys don't have vigilantes around? Anyway try not to think or imagine bad things,you don't need to attract negative energy..

Eyahh kpele,I'd av invited you to my place where you'll be safe and sleep peacefully but my bed is allergic to females..it will just start vibrating when a female tries to sleep in it ..lol. don't worry just lockup and don't open for anyone once it's dark and ul be just fine

torqque7:


Lol@ soothsayer...hmm stealing ke..women can fear and imagine plenty plenty ehnn .you guys don't have vigilantes around? Anyway try not to think or imagine bad things,you don't need to attract negative energy..

Eyahh kpele,I'd av invited you to my place where you'll be safe and sleep peacefully but my bed is allergic to females..it will just start vibrating when a female tries to sleep in it ..lol. don't worry just lockup and don't open for anyone once it's dark and ul be just fine

Of course, there are vigilante groups.. Many... We even have security men...

But all these doesn't stop those hoodlums.. I'm not afraid.. Oo just wanna protect by beloved phone

I love bed that vibrates

Jodha:


Of course, there are vigilante groups.. Many... We even have security men...

But all these doesn't stop those hoodlums.. I'm not afraid.. Oo just wanna protect by beloved phone

I love bed that vibrates

Lol funny thing is some of these vigilantes are the same people doing the stealing..hmm na wa o it is well sha.

You stay alone? Maybe you need a roommate if that place is that dangerous,wouldn't be nice reading stories that touch from you here o lol.

Hahaha so you like vibrating beds do you?oya pack yaself and phone plus laptop and relocate here but come with house rent o cos landlord just told me 1min ago that the rent just went up.

torqque7:


Lol funny thing is some of these vigilantes are the same people doing the stealing..hmm na wa o it is well sha.

You stay alone? Maybe you need a roommate if that place is that dangerous,wouldn't be nice reading stories that touch from you here o lol.

Hahaha so you like vibrating beds do you?oya pack yaself and phone plus laptop and relocate here but come with house rent o cos landlord just told me 1min ago that the rent just went up.

You're totally right on that..
Roommate? Hell no... I'm done with that shii... I've had the most terrible experience with roommates.... It even hurts to think bouhrit....

Don't tell me you're a coward ehn ... I don't bite... I'm as calm as a dove

Jodha:


You're totally right on that..
Roommate? Hell no... I'm done with that shii... I've had the most terrible experience with roommates.... It even hurts to think bouhrit....

Don't tell me you're a coward ehn ... I don't bite... I'm as calm as a dove

Hmm yeah I can relate on the roommate thing..but women have extra wahala and can hardly live together in peace tho.

Hahaha coward no..you don't bite but I do lol..doves can't be trusted o,they don't even trust themselves,they fly away even at the sound of their wings flapping so comparing yourself to a dove hmm ok o. Oya I am at your backyard I av come to tiff you away this night.

preselect:


habaa!!
agwo. . . .agwo ndu igbaala life.
i miss u too o . . . but you must be mine and mine alone o

Bia Darfur, biko ewu Fulani a nwuola for real na Rondon?

Ihe ka buru eziokwu e, e jim oso Abia London Bia kurie gi ukwu, Non-stop ekete

Kedu maka Toshmann?

BiafranBushBoy:


Show us your picture... let us know who is trash!

so loading my picture will add more spice to ur life? I never said he nor his girl were thrash. The show of MOET was what I meant was thrash. U can't understand sha cos u r kuku a BUSH BOY.

adellam16:
so loading my picture will add more spice to ur life? I never said he nor his girl were thrash. The show of MOET was what I meant was thrash. U can't understand sha cos u r kuku a BUSH BOY.

Your ending statement clearly defines your personality.

Have a nice time.

nairalander never celebrate people...all they do is discouraging and using mouth to spoil thing......even when they are not better

ifyalways:

Bia Darfur, biko ewu Fulani a nwuola for real na Rondon?

Ihe ka buru eziokwu e, e jim oso Abia London Bia kurie gi ukwu, Non-stop ekete

Kedu maka Toshmann?

Bua ify so ika di ndu? How u go dey here cold de catch me this winter
Abeg tell me when u go enter london, make i show.
Forget that juu man u wan go see,i go make u enjoy .
Ifynkwa

BiafranBushBoy:

Your ending statement clearly defines your personality.
Have a nice time.

Story

I'm waiting for d day Airforce1 go get sense...

at 28 now dat u have drill d pvssy., what next.?

timmydahpeace:
nairalander never celebrate people...all they do is discouraging and using mouth to spoil thing......even when they are not better

wanna ask
Does Seun (Nairaland owner) always display shii as the guy did
They always say "ti isu eni ba nta, a n d'owo bo je ni (you u should try to cove the little success you have) fine Airforce1 might have dropped some singles, I've no probs with that but trying to be stereotyping other " made" artistes pisses everyone that bashed him. So if at this stage he's acting that way, what if he now wins Lagfest (Lagos Festival) award Na to dey carry a truckload of MOPOL be dat

dacovajnr:
[/s] What's this one saying...or you tryna score some cheap point Madam Grammarian?.Nobody is Hurting anyone here...if you can't stomach what's written up there..kindly Swerve, life is too short for iranu. By the way who has your Grammar Helped?

I think it has helped u alot for u giving a Bleep abt Mi words so sure wen u went tru mi content ur conscience actually pricked you as to regardin ur ill words towards d dude nd bae#by d way gat beta tinz doin# no time to waste time#

amahthelma:
I think it has helped u alot for u giving a Bleep abt Mi words so sure wen u went tru mi content ur conscience actually pricked you as to regardin ur ill words towards d dude nd bae#by d way gat beta tinz doin# no time to waste time#

are you for real? You couldn't pick any other day to Quote me but Sunday..Aunty you're Evil..Go to church!!!!!!!

dacovajnr:
are you for real? You couldn't pick any other day to Quote me but Sunday..Aunty you're Evil..Go to church!!!!!!!

dacovajnr:
are you for real? You couldn't pick any other day to Quote me but Sunday..Aunty you're Evil..Go to church!!!!!!!

amahthelma:

You're too pretty to be troublesome..From now henceforth m gonna watch ur every move on NL

toshmann:


Bua ify so ika di ndu? How u go dey here cold de catch me this winter
Abeg tell me when u go enter london, make i show.
Forget that juu man u wan go see,i go make u enjoy .
Ifynkwa

Tosh moi

Nna mehn, otekwala o. Ka m leenu ma Mazi Turu-otu(Trump) a ga-ekwe m bata America bia chuo gi ohi.

Kedu maka Feli?

lestat:

Oh no you didn't, you hungry ãrse , wanna be , two penny fàggot?
Do I look like your mate? See this dream big hustle hard intern...
Hell no you didn't just try to insult me? With your fantasy life, act big scripted life?
Hahahahahahahaha
Listen you cheap knock off Kanye West on crack better stick to trash talking NL girls and playing selfie with ugly ãrse hoes before you commit make Believe big boy suicide .
Better go eat some BReakfast while moving that moet pack all around your make Believe castle chairs ...
Hahahahahahaha

Effects of growing up in mind breaking, soul devouring poverty ... Hence I sympathize with you.

But don't you ever in your low class , internet fraud big boy wanna be life ever cross my path again with insults .
Or I will take you apart piece by piece ...

Insult all the Nairaland girls you want, not my problem
Insult all the hobos here, not my problem
Post all the pictures of you and all the ugly chiks you can find ,not my problem
Claim to be 28 when you are actually 36 and look it, not my problem
Claim to be rich when the obvious is clear from the dried garri crusts on your mouth, not my problem.

But don't you ever insult me again, Tingo or not, don't you ever in your minimum wage parents having, drug addicted , internet gangster life ever insult me again or else...

Word

ststyreal:

Don't mind them, if na Npower matter now that guy called David 4whatever, will quickly close it down, only to send topics that aren't beneficial to the society and the youths to front page. May God help them all. Am so so upset with the mod called David470 for oftenly closing topics on Npower.

you won! Hatred vanishes! Love rules. God bless you.

davide470:

ststyreal:
you won! Hatred vanishes! Love rules. God bless you.

There you go. God bless you too, Ma'am.

torqque7:


Hmm yeah I can relate on the roommate thing..but women have extra wahala and can hardly live together in peace tho.

Hahaha coward no..you don't bite but I do lol..doves can't be trusted o,they don't even trust themselves,they fly away even at the sound of their wings flapping so comparing yourself to a dove hmm ok o. Oya I am at your backyard I av come to tiff you away this night.

Waiting for jodha to respond, I'm enjoying your chats.

Airforce1:
Every morning I wake up I thank God almighty for my life.
Not like I'm better than dangote but the fact that I've not had cause to question my creator.

I'm going to be 28 August and this girl is going to be 23 march and she's always proud of me.

I like it when she boosts my confidence..
I like it everytime she tells me "You can do it".

She knows my too many flaws but she still believes in me.

It's never a dull moment being around each other. Wow

As a young man, I've dreamt so big and if I no accomplish dem all, No be my mama born me.


Life Of Airforce1.

Well Dude I really don't know what to say but as a big brother or maybe a father considering the very wide age gap I would say it is better to keep your romance under the radar...yes love can be intoxicating and in like manner "initial gragra" could be even more blinding.

You have a whole life ahead of you and the lady in question is still probably too young to really say she truly knows what she wants in life as regards the choice of man.

Nevertheless,I'm not persimmistic and I wish you well but the fact is that it is better you keep your romance under the radar cos shirts happen in life.

My 10cents

Rinsola32:


Waiting for jodha to respond, I'm enjoying your chats.

Lol really? Interesting,but you know entertainment is not free anymore anywhere in the world shey?so on behalf of jodha and my humble self,I'll sacrifice my account details so you can pay your subscription into it,don't worry I know people are scared of giving out their acct details but i don't mind as long as it's for a good cause ..

But no need to tell jodha that I am giving you this heart warming offer sha o, let it be our secret cos if she finds out she may charge double,you know how you women don't play when it comes to money now..yes I am nice like that lol .

rosieluv:

see this girl ooo,must you take permission first? hit the pm button joor

Ehnn..so she doesn't need permission to send you a pm abi?but if its one guy now trying to contact you guys you'll suddenly become efcc nd start plenty plenty protocols and probing.. you and makydebbie the Lord is watching you guys o..you know Jesus is coming soon so repent o.. .

Your pastors need to hear to hear about this because I am sure both of your pastors are not fans of partiality ..gender equality is what we want ..men are been oppressed too much..

torqque7:


Lol really? Interesting,but you know entertainment is not free anymore anywhere in the world shey?so on behalf of jodha and my humble self,I'll sacrifice my account details so you can pay your subscription into it,don't worry I know people are scared of giving out their acct details but i don't mind as long as it's for a good cause ..

But no need to tell jodha that I am giving you this heart warming offer sha o, let it be our secret cos if she finds out she may charge double,you know how you women don't play when it comes to money now..yes I am nice like that lol .

Caught right in the act.... So you're trying to cheat me ehn.... In my very before


Kindly redirect that lass to send to money to my account... Asap

You're a guy.. You shouldn't need money....

Females have more needs than guys... ...

torqque7:


Lol really? Interesting,but you know entertainment is not free anymore anywhere in the world shey?so on behalf of jodha and my humble self,I'll sacrifice my account details so you can pay your subscription into it,don't worry I know people are scared of giving out their acct details but i don't mind as long as it's for a good cause ..

But no need to tell jodha that I am giving you this heart warming offer sha o, let it be our secret cos if she finds out she may charge double,you know how you women don't play when it comes to money now..yes I am nice like that lol .

That's so good of you! Nice people like you are very rare to come by.

Waiting for your account details and jodha won't hear