Too late,virginity iyaf gone already.hahahahahaha

Story For The gods ..

Hit LIKE if you think this is BORING!

Is it your virginity?

EHN?

BiafranBushBoy:
I wish I had lots of time to celebrate val...

Come back by 9pm an leave by 6am. When I wan get time disvirgin the girl na...

Lol...

Between the hours of 9pm and 6am, a whole lot can happen

ademoladeji:
Is it your virginity?

EHN?

Nna ehhhh, kini yen yami lenu o

casttlebarbz:

As in ehn, another boring topic

tosyne2much:
I don't do such bro.. I have been keeping myself till my wedding night

papa slim........

Op, aff you finis?

BiafranBushBoy:
I wish I had lots of time to celebrate val...

Come back by 9pm an leave by 6am. When I wan get time disvirgin the girl na...

Lol...

In between 9pm and 6am is nine hours... U have all the time to do that

It's beginning to get boring.
A lady with high libido, would wait for years...only to lose it on Feb14?
Smh.

Guys without chairs in their rooms
What kind of elementary points are these.

ehya

...

Oya see

And it's uncle tosyne2much and his 10 things. Again.

pocohantas:
...Guys without chairs in their rooms
What kind of elementary points are these.

it works for d players! Back then during nysc, guys used to use it for thoz village chicks...

Boring.

Dem don take 10naira swear 4 diz guy...

he jux dey disturb evrywhr wit 10 dis, 10 dat
guy, u nid deliverance o, go meet 10 different prophet on 10 different mountain in 10 different cities

...During the Soviet dictatorship of Joseph Stalin. He was a brutal dictator with mind of his own. On one fateful day, Stalin came to Politburo meeting with a live chicken. Standing in front of audience, He started to pluck the feathers of the live chicken off one by one.The chicken trembled in pain, blood tricking out of its pores. It gave out grievous cries, but Stalin being a cruel dictator continued without remorse plucking the feathers out until the chicken was completely Unclad. After which, he threw the chicken on the ground. The Unclad chicken was staggering in pain. Stalin goes into his pocket and from his pockets, he took out some chicken food and started to throw it at the poor & helpless creature. The poor chicken in pain started eating and Stalin started walking towards his seat. As he walked away, he kept dropping some feeds on the floor & the chicken followed him and sat feeding from his feet.Joseph Stalin then turned to members of his political party leadership. He said, "This chicken represents the people". "You must disempower them, brutalise them, beat them up, starve them and then leave them". "If you do this, go into your pocket & give them peanuts when they are in that helpless and desperate situation, they will blindly follow you for the rest of their life, worshiping you"."They will think you are a hero forever. They will forget that, you're responsible for their sorrowful situation in the first place." Breath taking, isn't it ?Now! Take a look at all the people some Nigerians are busy defending on social media. Take a look at those they call their heroes. They are the same people who plunged Nigeria into the situation she is. They are the same people who are responsible for their predicament.#Could this be the Nigerian citizens situation presently?# In ma noble Opinion, i think it is.

Deseo:
Oya see

you have such a durty mind. I bet u got laid today just like many nairaland girls; I expect you to deny it anyway, no qualms.

Kaxmytex:
Dem don take 10naira swear 4 diz guy...

he jux dey disturb evrywhr wit 10 dis, 10 dat
guy, u nid deliverance o, go meet 10 different prophet on 10 different mountain in 10 different cities

That's my ministry you know?

BiafranBushBoy:
I wish I had lots of time to celebrate val...

Come back by 9pm an leave by 6am. When I wan get time disvirgin the girl na...

Lol...

midnight

wristbangle:
11. Ladies without tight under their skirt when they visit guys

Some ladies are so irresistible that even a monk can rape them during their visitation without wearing tight, with the notion of exposing their fresh laps and inner upholstery through their skimpy skirts.

One lady visited me yesterday and I don't know maybe she was deliberately doing it albeit flashing her "pata" in a longitude and latitude direction while my *journey boy* was nodding like agama lizard. When I was about making the move, my landlord screened from the window to pay my house rent.

chai

tosyne2much:
I don't do such bro.. I have been keeping myself till my wedding night

LOL..... if I hear

0ubenji:
midnight

wicked ... Lol

Akalia:
you have such a durty mind. I bet u got laid today just like many nairaland girls; I expect you to deny it anyway, no qualms.

I spent today in the library and exam hall, I'm currently taking an hour recess online as I prepare for my next paper.
Get a life Bro, your sister got laid today not me.

yes likewise my grandmother too

AfterEarth:
Not Funny

wicked LOL

Number 3 is true, guys intentionally keep no chairs in their rooms cos the girl will have no place to sit than the bed, its an old and still effective trick.

There is nothing truer than this