For 5 simple reasons:
1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her ,
2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
3 She lets me change my mind ,
4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
5. She lets me change my MIND ,

is this on jokes section?

@mukina
Are you looking to laugh?
You're in the wrong section then , this is serious sh*t ,

ok o
but wait . .can ur pc give you all the pleasure ur girl can give you?

webbo:

For 5 simple reasons:
1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her ,
2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
3 She lets me change my mind ,
4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
5. She lets me change my MIND ,

aight! do you also F&*k your pc? if yes!   how?  a brief description of methodology  would suffice!   if yes also is he/she preggy? when she go born?  ^{* roll eyez*}

lol, @ika .

_{goodnite chik am off to beddy bye}

mukina2:

lol, @ika .

_{goodnite chik am off to beddy bye}

Gnite

[table]aight! do you also F&*k your pc? if yes!   how?  a brief description of methodology  would suffice!   if yes also is he/she preggy? when she go born?  * roll eyez*  [/table]



, there are several ways people connect , sex is only one of them , ever heard of abstinence? With women all you get is drama joo ,

webbo:





, there are several ways people connect , sex is only one of them , ever heard of abstinence? With women all you get is drama joo ,

ok so the pc dont give you drama! abi?

^{i have read so many things in here this by far is the wierdest one!}

u sure u aight? you need to run to your Doctor ASAP!

a large shot of Serotonin will set you right!

Mad fanatic!pc.girls."all u get fm gals is drama jo" *singing*e be like say u wnt 2 stat anoda story again o! Eh MAN!!WHAT on earth happened to ur libido?Did u trade it or smthng?Una men!Your case is pathetic!anyway.na ur choice!*sings again*ooooh-oh!oh,oh,oh,oh,oh(kolomental)!Ooooh-oh!oh,oh,oh,oh,oh(KOLO-MENTAL echo:mental)

@topic. . . . Am in love with my phone(w900). . .and my P,if am not on phone i'm on pc,if am not on pc i'm phone.only that in this case my PC is P(pus)+C(sy)=p:¤sy. topic is wack

@niceuzor
your forgiven

@noble:
i have no words 4 u my broda , hope u control ur libido and not the other way round , why on earth should we use sex as a weapon?

@ika
sorry, no sex from u? i won't die , if we're in sh*t together, i need ur mind more than ur body , chew on dat!

webbo:

@noble:
i have no words for you my brother , hope u control your libido and not the other way round , why on earth should we use sex as a weapon?

@ika
sorry, no sex from u? i won't die , if we're in sh*t together, i need your mind more than your body , chew on that!

wetin dey do this one?  who wants to go into shyte with you?  abeg clear road for jagajaga! so replying to your thread is now wanting to go into shyte with you?
<sup>* hiss*

ika6 pees on thread!</sup>  

jerrymania:

Ika: f****ing stupid



gallons!

jerry i have told you your mama na senior gallons abi na gallion  she is also f%&king stupid thats why she gave birth to a retard like you! oloshi! 

oh you mean your punkass monkey- f&*king biatch of a mother! 

cos that how she had you!

jerrymania:

eh ehe ehhe heh he hehe Ok lets stop this bashing. I felt so guilty because i never knew u turned an embryo because u leaked out of a man's condom (then your mum was into the prost. bizness).sorry eya!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry for hitting so hard at u./ I just feel pity for you. Ok i think i should leave this thread for you. Bye oh!

i said it!  
eeeya!  pele!   let it out!   so thats how your mum had you?so the monkeydid try to wear a condom?   stage 4 dementia is a bitch!   ,i did not know the monkey sodomised you too!   Ndo!  

jerrymania:

f***ing HO!

ehehehehehhe hepatitis A, B , C infested MOFO!

OMG wetin dey do una now

@ikamefa
Nice one, i doubt he could top that

[b]@ ika

tell me why your mum's mouth so wide (about 1.5 inches tho!) and big lips like jay Z? Ah u wont know it u were so little. She's nicknamed Super Head (Head-mistress). She gives head to anyone who needs it. even to mad men (and it be like sey na u leak comot for one mad man condom- sad story). anyway she gives head like no other. remember one Nairaland bloke saw the spirit in u and he told me that u should give me an head so u can climb to top of the ratings? remember bytch? he saw the trait in you. ehm ajegunle mumu i guess you are browsing free of charge in a cafe because the owner collects head from you or you're just one standby prostitute. at a brothel close to the cafe,
i don't know why a stupid girl like u should be in Nairaland.,,,,,,,sorry stupid gallon,,, gallon full of cum,,, superhead (yes your mum, i just got news that the come slid from her mouth into her womb, thats how she gave birth to you, even mistakenly, but u look like a product of a leaking condom sha, maybe u go even get AIDS sef who knows, because d way u dey type be like person wey go soon die, with all desperation and breath).
I say it again u f***ing HO![/b]

woah! ALL THIS FOR ME? 

WOW! 

ITS GETTING HOT HOT HOT! 

jerry son of monkey  its obvious that this thing dey pepper you wella 

all that opata yarnings for me?  eheheheheheheheh

bikonu go and drink a whole drum of iced -cold water to cool down!

come back later for round 2

i can see steam/ smoke rising from your brain cells 

oh lawdy lawd! 


like i said stage 4 dementia is a real biatch   

the power of shrooms

Easy, mate. There is a time to speak and a time to be silent.

too much shrooms and cheap drugs is bad for you . .little one

jerrymania:

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Bleep off G,
you aint the one telling me what time i got and i need to use.

No, I'm not. You're right about that. You know what to do.

heya i wonder if i mentioned a name in my post?

some peeps too dey know themself . .

my king pls . .he's not worth ur saliva .


homo homo homo home gay gay .

baby bad bitch . longest yard sweet me today o