High School, P. O. BOX .......... ..........8TH JUNE, 1985 Dear Sweet Jolly,Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming inthe wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also palambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases functioning.Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.Only u and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exhalting. It left my bio- chemistry in a paradise- like equilibrium.Emp irically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization.But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that ur catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you'll be too sweet for them. Goodbye for now.Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion,Prof of Love..... Remember Adebayo Esq

Hmmm... Even in the 90s. Wrote some letters, too. Those were the days, my friend; we thought they'd never end...

but DAT girl be literate not illiterate Cus dis grammar too much to bear

I wrote just one love letter but received two from different girls.

Lefulefu, how many you write? Morning sir

Dextology:
I wrote just one love letter but received two from different girls.

Lefulefu, how many you write? Morning sir

haha i too dey shy writing love letter to a babe for secondary schoo o then o .but when i dey jss2 one girl for my class write me.she write d letter,squeeze am into small ball then throw am for my face .how u dey? gud mornin.