setivacell:

what feels good is the cushions not the bones. having sex with a skiny girl is like fecking a bag full of elbows. fat is feminine. i like the tip top, its the same chica posted in "naija or exotic chix" the bottom is kate moss

vote goes to the morrocan chick,

@ xynerise

i understand you not wanting to marry a fat woman, but i think it is very shallow of you to say that if your lover becomes fat, you will cheat. what ever happened to love? if you got married, your wife had a few kids, and she gained some weight, i think it would be very unfair for you to cheat on her. you both committed yourselves to each other until death do you part, no fat do you part.

I told you I will buy some gym stuff for her to slim down and if she refuses then anything that happens is her fault.

Awwwwwh how considerate of you, I hope you are a supermodel fit chocolate brother, though I seriously doubt it most of you guys have reverse body dysmorphia and think you are God's gift to the universe. Crazy Nugors

xynerise:

I told you I will buy some gym stuff for her to slim down and if she refuses then anything that happens is her fault.

A reasonable offer, IMO!

Whatever

where the slim women at? e je ka collabo

Believe me, fat ladies are made for only real men. If u are a weakling, u complain on d bed. Only a real man can really handle a fat lady and make her loose control and give u wht u want on d bed. If u don't believe me, give me a call and i will teach d basics. I love fat ladies. They are d best and nothing will stop me 4rm marrying one. If u go fat, u will never go back. I don't like tin girls either. Just send a very fat lady to me, she will be more than grateful to u for making dreamz come tru.

Ebonyeyes:

Awwwwwh how considerate of you, I hope you are a supermodel fit chocolate brother, though I seriously doubt it most of you guys have reverse body dysmorphia and think you are God's gift to the universe. Crazy Nugors

LMAO!!! Una tell em ooo

happy new year to the fatties in the house and the coke bottles

i presently date a healthy girl right now and all the posters have said is not true she is pretty, and have some good behind sex is good with her only if she get on top then whahala dey for emergency room, other than that no complain, oh she can't cook like Mama but i can handle that chinse and mexican resturant dey near where we live.

bameyi:

i presently date a healthy girl right now and all the posters have said is not true she is pretty, and have some good behind sex is good with her only if she get on top then whahala dey for emergency room, other than that no complain, oh she can't cook like Mama but i can handle that chinse and mexican resturant dey near where we live.

How is she healthy if you can't even bear her weight?

i presently date a healthy girl right now and all the posters have said is not true she is pretty, and have some good behind sex is good with her only if she get on top then whahala dey for emergency room, other than that no complain, oh she can't cook like Mama but i can handle that chinse and mexican resturant dey near where we live.

So you dey handle big momma? , Those are the hardest women to satisfy sex.ually. Bros big up, not dey easy

physically am not my ave weight for a man secondly you call them healthy not fat that is the political correct term, you no go come put whahala for my relationship you get room for your house if i say fat and whahala start. yeye advicer

LMFAO!! Na una sabi.

Politically correct indeed.

bameyi:

physically am not my ave weight for a man secondly you call them healthy not fat that is the political correct term, you no go come put whahala for my relationship you get room for your house if i say fat and whahala start. yeye advicer

I don't understand what you wrote.

and to handle them all you need is two good bottle of Guinness put am for freeze before you go work in the morning and fix her a good female drink like sex on a beach before you start and believe non of you will even wake up ti 6am the next day. but i only do this on thursday, fridays and weekend she know not to ask for non during week days. because i have to be at work at 7 am week days.

what part dont you understand/ my sister

No problem. I got it now. Please refrain from shortening words. Thank you!

@michelin89 are a 9ja or oyinbo

I thought I am through with this fat issue? . I am taking my slim gal to the alter soon

Na by force? Every guy has his own preference. I hv dated a fat lady before, there were to many limitations both on and off the pitch, particularly in trying to gain entrance. I hv not against them but personally, I nor fit.

thats why i love the internet, every looser wey never follow woman talk dey enter here form internet gangster dey shout bigboy like me cant go out with fatsos.

Mr lepa Shandi is talkin

this is d part where am supposed 2 be offended right?? . sorry 2 hurt ur feelins honey but am not slim. try a better punchline

Now we have the she is too fat thread. I swear Nigerian women have suffered. We women take your flaws and all and accept you all just as you are but you have a text book on your requirement on what your ideal woman should be. Well if you are not Denzel, Will Smith or Idris Elba then "SHUT THE FECK UP"

@ebonyeyes,

I agree with you on some points. African women are born with beautiful shapes but a lot of them let themselves go when kids come. It is the duty of both the husband and wife to stay fit and look good for each other. I am very athletic and it is my creed that I will always stay this way. I also expect my future husband to get in the gym and look good for me.

poster, ever heard of big is beautiful. dnt lyk guys who lyk girls cos of their phsical appearance, it'snt ryt. I bliev d best thing is to admire sm1 cos of her comportment nd appreciate FAT peeps cos God created dem.

@ phlota

God did not create fat people, they made themselves that way through laziness and gluttony. Eat less and work out at least three times a week and you will start losing weight.

tbaba83:

this is d part where am supposed 2 be offended right?? . sorry 2 hurt your feelins honey but am not slim. try a better punchline

Sorry for not quoting but am referrin to the poster

I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady.

so funny!

^ I still stand on it.

I cant manage those Agege bread like bodies