The pursuit to belong and impress is quite real. Have you ever been told a lie by the opposite sex that makes you want to hit that lie out of his/her mouth?

I once met a girl back in school (unilag), I asked if she's a student of d school, she answered in the affirmative. Then I asked her department, na so the babe say she dey Marketing dept. And Unilag doesn't even have a marketing dept. I was like nice, what level? She answered 200L. Then I was like Mehn!!!!


Share yours...

she said she wants to buy sewing machine, i should send her some her cash,,,,,,, lol

I love you.

During the MMM craze a good friend asked for house rent that the landlord was on his neck...omo 2 weeks later I found out he was an MMMvangelist.

Texting Me She Is In Abuja At Her Uncle's House Mean Why We Are Together In A Bus Going To Ibadan ;d;d

He is just my friend and nephew.....I wan piss for body that day

professorfal:
I bought her a phone she lied it was stolen making me buy a bigger one.

...

That she doesn't suck dick
But I caught her suckin her gate man's own

Although his ex has a child for him but he's impotent

Neimar:
That she doesn't suck dick
But I caught her suckin her gate man's own

Damn .....check ur hygiene man!

She demanded a new phone and then all of a sudden got enough money to buy it after two days claiming she had been saving.

Who doesn't know you have another maga somewhere. I bet she pays him in kind as well.

A co-worker.She lied that she was single.So that I will be sharing my salary with her.Well,i didn't ask her out anyway.One day she asked me for 5k that she wanted to give it to her mum.For my mind,you no dey receive salary?I told her I was broke too.She later showed me her boyfriend in her phone gallery.When I asked her how long they have been dating.She said 5month.All those while she told me she was single o.

The idiiot said she was raped after like 3weeks we had stayed without sex, claiming she was a virgin. She said she got raped 2days ago.


U know what..... i belived her straight. why? if i dont i wont have my own share of the chinchin.


so i told her how sorry i was and how im gonna hunt the guy down.... na that day i enter promise land and what i saw was hmmm.




anyways



Drabeey was HERE

she told me they have lectures on Sundays when I asked her to visit me in my hostel since lectures are fixed from Monday to Saturday,i asked her Sunday nko,she said,they have lectures too,na so I free her o,,,she is married to one 34yrs old now

About 5 years ago, she had a blackberry phone, I had none, she called me one day complaining that her phone button was bad...reason why she couldn't answer my calls.
Adding that she needed #1500 urgently to repair the button so she could be answering my calls.


Hah!!! Just One button!
How much be the casing na??
Anyways, I never paid and I never heard from her again.
She used to be sexy though short!

ibroh22:
she told me they have lectures on Sundays when I asked her to visit me in my hostel since lectures are fixed from Monday to Saturday,i asked her Sunday nko,she said,they have lectures too,na so I free her o,,,she is married to one 34yrs old now

shud she hav gotten married to a 20something?

Bluezy13:
About 5 years ago, she had a blackberry phone, I had none, she called me one day complaining that her phone button was bad...reason why she couldn't answer my calls.
Adding that she needed #1500 urgently to repair the button so she could be answering my calls.


Hah!!! Just One button!
How much be the casing na??
Anyways, I never paid and I never heard from her again.
She used to be sexy though short!

That doesnt sound like a lie cos i hav repaired my blackberry scoll pad button before for abt 3500....those days wen dey made us believe blackberry was heaven on earth.

Behira:
That doesnt sound like a lie cos i hav repaired my blackberry scoll pad button before for abt 3500....those days wen dey made us believe blackberry was heaven on earth.

Oh really??
What stopped her from asking for a change of casing which was about your said amount as at then... when obviously, her phone casing was worn out??
And why did age need it urgently
How possible was it for her to call me with the same phone she said she couldn't answer calls because of the button??
Why did she keep pestering me on redeeming the said amount of money when she never used to call??

Please, kindly give answers to the above questions and I'll know it was not a lie

Behira:
shud she hav gotten married to a 20something?

Her life,her choice

She told me she doesn't go to guys' houses but I was present when a friend fcukd her in his house.

Mine was in secondary school, had this close friend- a boy. we always walked home together but he gets home before me, so i just continue the journey.

I dint know he had been bragging to other girls in school of how rich his parents were. How his Dad has got a hummer jeep (hummer was quite expensive then and very few people had it), he has a personal maid which he pays from his own pocket. All this i later discovered when he left for another school.

He was absent from school for a few days and i decided to surprise him by paying him a visit. I went with a classmate of mine.

During the times the boy and i walked home together, i only got to see the gate and never bothered to enter (wetin kuku concern me)

So when me and my classmate (girl) walked into the compound, the first thing she said was ----"JESUS!!! (well...he had been lying to her).I asked what happened and she said nothing.

We saw a lady outside and we explained who we came to see- fortunately, it was his mum... So she asked us to go in. I opened the door and caught a glimpse of him and also the apartment- mehn....the place na apology. As soon as he saw me, he quickly rushed to the door and asked us to go and he'll walk with us.

He later resumed back to school and i was glad to have him back. He saw me talking to one of our classmates (probably thought i was giving her the gist about him) and he just interrupted us....

"Ehen...Maychang, that day you came to my house, that place you saw is not the real house o, i hope you saw one door at the right....actually thats the entrance to the maaaaaaiiiiiinnn house"

Geeeezzźzzzz......ogaaa....diaris gawd o.....


NB- i no jus sabi how to write short story....pardon me if this is too long.

Maychang:
Mine was in secondary school, had this close friend- a boy. we always walked home together but he gets home before me, so i just continue the journey.

I dint know he had been bragging to other girls in school of how rich his parents were. How his Dad has got a hummer jeep (hummer was quite expensive then and very few people had it), he has a personal maid which he pays from his own pocket. All this i later discovered when he left for another school.

He was absent from school for a few days and i decided to surprise him by paying him a visit. I went with a classmate of mine.

During the times the boy and i walked home together, i only got to see the gate and never bothered to enter (wetin kuku concern me)

So when me and my classmate (girl) walked into the compound, the first thing she said was ----"JESUS!!! (well...he had been lying to her).I asked what happened and she said nothing.

We saw a lady outside and we explained who we came to see- fortunately, it was his mum... So she asked us to go in. I opened the door and caught a glimpse of him and also the apartment- mehn....the place na apology. As soon as he saw me, he quickly rushed to the door and asked us to go and he'll walk with us.

He later resumed back to school and i was glad to have him back. He saw me talking to one of our classmates (probably thought i was giving her the gist about him) and he just interrupted us....

"Ehen...Maychang, that day you came to my house, that place you saw is not the real house o, i hope you saw one door at the right....actually thats the entrance to the maaaaaaiiiiiinnn house"

Geeeezzźzzzz......ogaaa....diaris gawd o.....


NB- i no jus sabi how to write short story....pardon me if this is too long.

We had a lot of them in school...

she promised to come but never showed up