profhezekiah:
D day I try to woo 1 yellow pawpaw she dey form rihanna even my friends pity me dat day nt long after she gave birth and her pride was deflated,she became free meat

FvckShiT:
when i fūcking let thìs fúçking stúpid 38year Çoügar súck më bållz , shë almost fûçking swallowed óne óf èm

NarnieSnyper:
Hahaha! Lmao @ Op's second post; here i was thinking i have had worse. Thank Jah there are people who have experienced worse.

Well, mine happened not too long ago. Was invited to a party by a friend from another school. Fast forward to the "dance for all" session. My friend introduced me to this very pretty girl, and we clicked like snap! Instantly. I thought i was in the zone and had gotten a girlfriend after about 7months of drought(being single).

I was literally making this girl laugh, as in she'd laugh and spill her drink.....then we danced for a while and went to a dark corner to talk, told her liked her and seems like we clicked(i was being totally sincere here),she even agreed to that. Next thing a guy came from nowhere to take her away and told me "please, oga, it is enough,this is my girlfriend". I was pissed and ready to start a fight but she begged me to keep my cool.

Anyways, long story short, she told me she wasnt herself that day, i should forgive her and forget everything we talked about. I thought she was trying to do what girls usually do. I told her i'd like to come see her again, she refused and told me not to call her again and that the guy is her fiancé, then she cut the line.

Leonyluiz:
well..
i'll go first..
Greatest akokites.. wherever una dey.. i shake yansh for una girls oooo... all of una dey craze for head.

here goes.
There was this lady i saw her profile on a friend's phone and i wanted her so bad.. Me being the extremely shy introvert had issues with that initially as i literally dont talk to nobody except i was talked to. So my friend started to talk to her from his phone posing as me. she later asked to meet.. was just too happy for the mini pre approval. so i hopped into my beetle and went down to her hostel. called her..
had to wait for about 15 mins.. then she appears from a distant. i thought.. my God.. she even finer than her obviously photoshoped pics. so introduced myself and bam...

she halted my words and said..
"i actually came down to see someone else who called right before i did. pls wait for me.. i'd be done in 20mins"

i watched her disappear into the night.. and i jejely hopped back into my beloved beetle and went back to my place. pissed as fuckkk..

had to vent the anger on innocent bad guys in Call of Duty infinite warfare on my laptop..


still got like 2 more..
share yours and i'll drop the rest too..

Leonyluiz:
well..
i'll go first..
Greatest akokites.. wherever una dey.. i shake yansh for una girls oooo... all of una dey craze for head.

here goes.
There was this lady i saw her profile on a friend's phone and i wanted her so bad.. Me being the extremely shy introvert had issues with that initially as i literally dont talk to nobody except i was talked to. So my friend started to talk to her from his phone posing as me. she later asked to meet.. was just too happy for the mini pre approval. so i hopped into my beetle and went down to her hostel. called her..
had to wait for about 15 mins.. then she appears from a distant. i thought.. my God.. she even finer than her obviously photoshoped pics. so introduced myself and bam...

she halted my words and said..
"i actually came down to see someone else who called right before i did. pls wait for me.. i'd be done in 20mins"

i watched her disappear into the night.. and i jejely hopped back into my beloved beetle and went back to my place. pissed as fuckkk..

had to vent the anger on innocent bad guys in Call of Duty infinite warfare on my laptop..



still got like 2 more..
share yours and i'll drop the rest too..

Leonyluiz:




lol
hehehehehehehe

sorry brova

Leonyluiz:
Here is another one..

Had this girl i've had a crush on since my second year in school.
so came 400level.. i thought to myself... Fuccckkk it.. whats the worst that can happen...

i approached her and it was like we clicked right away.. you know like she been waiting for it... ..
we went out a couple of times... to the movies, the mall, eat out.. late night meeting and chats till very early at times...

i thought this was gonna work out... cos i made sure i didnt ask for anything and didnt make her feel uneasy at any point..

then a day came we planned to go to Dominos near unilag. picked her from her hostel.. ordered a medium size italian.

so like few minutes later.. she halted and asked me a question that broke my spirit.. she ask me "with all these stuff you're doing Hope its not like i'm leading you on making you think i wanna ever be with you?"

and when she said that....
y'all know that thing they say that your whole life flashes in front of your eyes moments to death...

well.. at that point only selected things flashed..
like my money for fuel
every week movies
shopping and ... i just wanted to end her ...
and i wanted to leave her arse there

funny enough... i liked her too much so i drove her back to her hostel and went to deal with bad guys in call of duty..

ahhh unilag moremi girls.. you will not all go unpunished ..

NarnieSnyper:


That moment when you are having a good dream, then pee cuts it short. That was how i felt that day.

Anyways, i am over it

TrapHedges:

yo deff from the hood fam..

luminouz:
Lemme add mine!
There was dis chick back in school who was pretty n all DAT...was 3 years my Junior.. Gave me d cow eyes n all....always very funny n friendly n complimented me a lotta times.....so I was like dis geh is BAM! Fast forward to dis particular day o.....we were talking n she said baby...do u know I don't know ur name? Told her n naso her eyes changed n she snarled...'so ur Yoruba' .....I was like yes...n she just said please am Igbo n I thought ur Igbo too..n she walked away just like DAT.... I think I closed my opened mouth after 5mins......it was d most sudden reaction I have seen in my life...
She avoided me days after DAT.... Then 2 weeks later....she started behaving funny......always coming to loiter wia i am ..looking in my direction (I bone am like die) ..laughing loudly when she sees me......when I didn't give a shit......she came over one day just as I was about to board a taxi...she opened her arms n said baby....naso I just did like she be ghost n entered d taxi..come see as gehs dey look this babe...like I wash am!