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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 5:00pm On Nov 29
Guys I really want to apologize for abandoning this story, I never meant to but the stress of this blood sucking scheme sucked away all my creativity. Story continues on Monday. Call it an early Christmas gift. I love you guys so much and thanks for going on this incredible journey with me. The best parts haven't even happened yet - I think.

Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by tu9ic3(m): 11:07pm On Nov 29
waywardpikin:


Lawlahdey kiss kiss kiss

Baba we still dey wait o come finish wetin start abeg
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by richieroxy(f): 4:16pm On Nov 30
lol @blood sucking scheme. me sef can't wait to pass out next month
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:35am On Dec 04
"...The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds..."


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'Wayward!' I heard her voice just behind me after I'd dropped the call. I'd barely had time to gather my thoughts. Almost immediately, I turned around to see Hajia hurrying down towards me with her friend who we'd earlier gone to visit in the clinic when she was sick.

'Hajia what's up?'

'Na wa for you o... You are just scarce.'

'It's not like that jare. How are you?'

'I'm not fine. Anyway remember my friend Tinuke?' She said as her friend came forward with arms outstretched beaming with smiles.

'How can I forget? Abi I dey craze ni?' I said with a smile as I took her hand.

Hajia was starting to say something, but then her voice trailed off as she noticed someone moving behind me - it was Sarah. Suddenly the atmosphere changed.


Hajia looked her over slowly from head to toe, the smile vanishing from her face. Sarah stood by my side, appraising the ebony beauty in front of me slowly, her dreamy eyes betraying nothing. You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. I squirmed uneasily. How did I find myself in a situation like this bikonu?

'Hajia this is Sarah. Sarah, meet Hajia, my personal person.'

They shook hands. Coldly. Impersonally.

'Hi,' they said awkwardly to each other, then Hajia turned to look at me, eye brows raised. I smiled at Sarah and walked a few metres away with Hajia and her friend.

'So that's why you don't have my time again abi?'

'Hajia it's not like that...'

'What do you mean it's not like that? For crying out loud we used to be closer than this, but now I have to write an appointment letter to spend any time with you! Wayward!! Wayward!!!'

Omo, she was pissed!

'Look I was just spending time with a friend okay? You can't expect me to spend time with you alone na. Okay what are we in camp for? Is it not to network and meet people? See, don't worry I'll make it up to you I promise. Okay?' I said, exasperated.

She wasn't convinced, as she stood eyeing me with her arms crossed in front of her succulent bóòbs. Her friend was just looking at me keenly like I was an alien from another planet, her eyes shining like torchlight.

'Okay ooo,' She said with a shrug, as if resigning herself to fate. 'Sha call me when you are done with whatever it is you are doing. Busy man.'

She walked away without so much as a backward glance, taking her friend with her. I stood there watching them, wondering what they usually discussed about me. I'm sure I probably did not want to find out. I turned around and walked toward the joint where Sarah sat, waiting for me. She barely looked at me as I sat beside her, her beautiful face expressionless. She no even allow me drink water drop cup, next thing I heard was...







'Who is that girl?'


Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:36am On Dec 04
Rinsola32:


Yeah. I understand it's just a three weeks story so it will definitely not be long. You really tried as I can't even do what you have done.

Weekend dey all. Cold lagos

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:37am On Dec 04
kakadinho0880:
Round one: Haija vs Sarah
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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:38am On Dec 04
Bowwow11:
nop bt am goin with batch A stream 2

Hi... where were you posted to finally?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:39am On Dec 04
sconp:
Oboy! What would be the right move now??
Hajia and Sarah meeting each other would make them jealous and make u more expensive bt would that be a great move??
Let's see what the boss waywardpikin will do.

Updated. Sorry for the long absence.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:42am On Dec 04
kayjee101:

wink; i don't mean stream 2. Ours should be in November I suppose, that's if we will go this year.

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:43am On Dec 04
kayjee101:

no bro, i mean based on your preference for an alluring lady, that Oau girl or that babco*k girl is the kind of woman you might likely end up with[they can confuse a whole destiny]; and based on reasoning, a wise man would want to end up with the like of Hajia or Sarah[they will construct your entire destiny]. Am not wise though, but I will choose Sarah over that Oau girl and die a Happy Man.
I don't want to talk about the recent one cause the sight of her alone will scare the fork out of me; I don't even take that sheet she collected from you the other night. She might probably be the death of me if I ever venture. You are a hardman bro, you might survive all these things I envisage.

You never met a lady that smokes before?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:43am On Dec 04
Akhenisi:
hmmmmn.. Hajia and Sarah.. . ghen ghen shocked

Kikiki cheesy
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:44am On Dec 04
adriel7:
Nice story @waywardpikin. You are a very good orator. I had a swell time too at camp this year. cheesy But definitely not as dramatic as yours. cheesy
Thanks dear. Were you posted to Lagos? And did you have any love interest?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:45am On Dec 04
wintersnow:
Why you keep ya niqqers for fence like this nah!

I'm really sorry bruv, forgive and forget. Took some time off to recalibrate. I'm back now.
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:46am On Dec 04
ezzylee:
Waywardpikin how far na... Its almost been a month since your last update. Hope everything dey fine?
We dey wait you oooo

Everything is fine bruv, just lagos stress. I don show oooo
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:47am On Dec 04
Skmoda:
Waywardpikin, where you bro, come and finish this 'tory oo

My real G.. oya I don show. Make we gather dey
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:52am On Dec 04
tu9ic3:

Baba we still dey wait o come finish wetin start abeg
I don dey on am boss
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:52am On Dec 04
tu9ic3:

Baba we still dey wait o come finish wetin start abeg
I don dey on am boss
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 9:54am On Dec 04
richieroxy:
lol @blood sucking scheme. me sef can't wait to pass out next month

Where were you posted?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by richieroxy(f): 10:54am On Dec 04
ogun state o embarassed
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 10:57am On Dec 04
richieroxy:
ogun state o embarassed
Make sense na. No?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by WordPorn(m): 3:12pm On Dec 04
When I started reading this story it was like starting to watch game of thrones for the first time from season one in 2017. You see I was so happy seeing that by the time i get to the end of the pages, the script would have been written. Only to finally get to the end, mid august and noticed it hasn’t been updated like forever. It was like actually waiting for GOT until 2019.
By the way, Thumbs up Wayward Pikin. I feel your writing skills

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 3:30pm On Dec 04
WordPorn:
When I started reading this story it was like starting to watch game of thrones for the first time from season one in 2017. You see I was so happy seeing that by the time i get to the end of the pages, the script would have been written. Only to finally get to the end, mid august and noticed it hasn’t been updated like forever. It was like actually waiting for GOT until 2019.
By the way, Thumbs up Wayward Pikin. I feel your writing skills

Thanks boss. Your words inspire shocked
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by Rinsola32(f): 5:11pm On Dec 04
waywardpikin:


Updated

Good. Thanks
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 5:15pm On Dec 04
Rinsola32:


Good. Thanks

How has service been? Any beta? wink
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by jobsmiths(m): 6:27pm On Dec 04
Oh my God, i gt stuck in this story, n it seems we all stranded here....wayward U are a blessing i swear down
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by Bowwow11(m): 8:29pm On Dec 04
waywardpikin:


Hi... where were you posted to finally?
i was posted to vandeikya close to obudu cattle ranch cross river state
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by Rinsola32(f): 6:40am On Dec 05
waywardpikin:


How has service been? Any beta? wink

Pushing it
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by Israel13(m): 10:23am On Dec 05
Wayward pikin abeg update ooh. Very nice I'm really enjoying your chronicles
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 12:20pm On Dec 05
Dedicated to Israel13

'That's my friend Hajia. She was my first friend in camp and she means a lot to me.'

'She seemed angry.'

'Well she's not. She just feels that someone is taking my attention away from her.'

'And who could that be?' She asked.

'One girl like that,' I replied and she said nothing. I was having a hard time reading Sarah. Was that jealousy I sensed? Or was she just asking a routine question? I couldn't tell.

The night continued uninterrupted by further distractions and at around 8pm I escorted Sarah back to the hostel as she was feeling tired. When we got there I didn't know whether to hug her or wave her good night. I was so desperate not to mess things up as the image of Nife kept flashing through my mind. I didn't want to seem too eager or too earnest before she tagged me as some sexual pervert or whatever because I really didn't understand women and at this point I'd simply resigned myself to fate. We stood there together for a few minutes and then we shook hands cordially like... acquaintances? Friends? I was confused on a per second billing but on the surface I seemed poised and confident. Maybe I should stop overthinking things. She walked away without a fuss and I stood there gaping after her soft round as.s. Why did most of the girls in this camp gather nyansh like this sef? This has to be some form of harassment biko because I can't just be confused all the time like this. angry

As is usual in Lagos camp, there was some form of activity going on at the parade ground. The place was packed. Earlier in the day I'd heard word that some celebrities were coming to camp to set the place on fire so I guess the occasion was already underway. Unfortunately I wasn't really into all that. I whipped out my phone and dialled Hajia. Truthfully I hadn't really been there for her in the last couple of days. Now would be a great time to make it up to her. I knew she'd be happy. She picked on first ring.

'Darling!!!' She screamed at the other end. 'So you finally have my time?'

I noticed the music playing in the background at her end was the same loud music blaring from the parade ground.

'Where are you?'

'Parade ground o... please do and come. I'm having so much fun. I kept a chair for you. I'm seated at the front row.'

'Really? Okay I'm coming,' I said excitedly as I made my way over there. The place was packed! I struggled and made my way to the front row and the chair she'd kept for me after overcoming my initial shyness to enter through the front. Some of the celebrities billed to perform that night were artistes like Funbi, CDQ, Vector Tha Viper, and my once upon a time crush - Eva Alordiah! The performances were riveting and trust lagos camp na, the place was on FIA! I was enthralled, see babes twerking for Vector in their white on white, see them going gaga when CDQ performed his hit track 'Indomie.' Tall vs short, orobo vs lepa, it was all out war... even my supposedly cool Hajia was carried away in the euphoria of the moment. Someone that I never thought could let her hair down. At the back of the parade ground were all you ever needed - barbeque, assorted drinks, cigarettes, whatever the hell you needed to get you from zero to hundred. Me? I was patiently waiting to see Eva. The things I'd done to that girl in my imagination... any way that was when I was in the world. Thank God I was now born against. Sorry, I meant - born again!

CDQ wrapped up his performance and next up was the female rapper. Wearing high heel stilettos and leather body hugging pants and a crop top that revealed her flat abs and enormous cleavage, it seemed like Eva had just walked out of the many pornhub videos located on my phone. I sat up in my chair; if this was the only thing I gained from NYSC I thank God, because yours truly would never pay a ticket to watch a Nigerian artiste lipsync for me when I can simply download the song online. She cat walked down from the stage toward the audience, making all those sexy moves that ladies make when they think they're trying to seduce you. Some girls were already complaining beside me. You know girls and their wahala when any lady too awesome for them to handle walks into the same habitat.

'What's this one doing?' One of them said, an ugly scowl on her face.

'You're not interesting. Go away...!' Another booed.

I turned and glared at them till they saw me and kept shut. See bad belle people dem o... in HD. Eva barely even noticed us, she was stuck up in a world of her own. She addressed the audience, talking about life, understanding, overcoming challenges and really the summary of all what she said was blah blah blah blah blah blah. Her speech was slurred, her eyes were tinted, she was laughing to herself most times as she spoke before she'd intermittently switch to a song. At a point i feared that she would fall to the floor. Junkie to junkie, it wasn't hard for me to tell.

Eva Alordiah was fvcking high! And that was so awesome lol...

I sat there wondering what she was on. Definitely not my precious MJ. This girl had obviously transcended such basic hallucinogen. Maybe LSD? Crack? Ecstacy? I'd come across females who get high on stuff I wouldn't dare try. Eva seemed like the type; she fit the profile to a Tee. Pretty soon the whole audience had caught on to the fact that the diva was stoned, but that only served to add colour to her performance. All in all, Hajia and I had an awesome night. I saw her off to the hostel once they started blowing the bugle and she gave me a very warm hug while I prayed in my mind that no one important saw us. As I walked to my room to call it a night, my phone buzzed. It was a message from Cassandra asking how I was. I was so exhausted I barely had time to reply, so I went straight to bed, images of the sexy Eva Alordiah playing in my head over and over again. All was well in the world.

Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.

NP - Love Me Jeje - Demmie Vee

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 12:21pm On Dec 05
jobsmiths:
Oh my God, i gt stuck in this story, n it seems we all stranded here....wayward U are a blessing i swear down

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Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 12:24pm On Dec 05
Bowwow11:
i was posted to vandeikya close to obudu cattle ranch cross river state

How's it been? Not too stressful I hope?
Re: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper - The Search For The One by waywardpikin(m): 12:30pm On Dec 05
LadyGoddiva, don't be a stranger. Awayu?

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