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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by samuelgogo: 10:23am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I thought even till tomorrow that once u pee and u don't pour spit, ur stomach will pain u. Once u wave at this white bird, u will mysteriously have white dot on your finger. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by eitsei(m): 10:24am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Jarus:I used to think a child is given birth to from the anus I even remember I got into serious argument with one of my friends who insisted it's from v*agina.. Lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by hamzeiy: 10:26am On Apr 23, 2017 |
i use to think God was on the zinc roof of our house and thats He uses Bucket to pour water from the zinc to cause rainfall. i attempted climbing the zinc several times to see whats up but to no avail due to my small size. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by arma: 10:28am On Apr 23, 2017 |
R2bees:I tot same also untill I asked a friend in primary school...the answer he gave was "can you sow a seed here and it grows in another place?" 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by tuzle(m): 10:30am On Apr 23, 2017 |
that father Christmas thoroughly existed and was going to bring gift to my house one day. but I wait tire. the if you don't throw your broken tooth with stone on the roof that lizard will eat it and that tooth will not grow again |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Kelly2713(m): 10:35am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Foxyn: you self. so hwfa, am from ik |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Jerrypolo(m): 11:04am On Apr 23, 2017 |
"Lol i believed burying the head of a male redhead agama lizard with a coin will yield u money after seven days" And you actually did it. Blood money things. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:10am On Apr 23, 2017 |
crownfitsme: Yes it is not true, just a fiction |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Eddiecute86(m): 11:10am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Freethought: Seriously guy are you for real ? So, you don't the reason male lions urinate in that manner is to mark their territory i.e telling other males to stay clear. Iinstead of people like you to be watching documentaries you will be watcing tales by moonlight. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Eddiecute86(m): 11:10am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Freethought: Seriously guy are you for real ? So, you don't the reason male lions urinate in that manner is to mark their territory i.e telling other males to stay clear. Instead of people like you to be watching documentaries you will be watcing tales by moonlight. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:12am On Apr 23, 2017 |
khalhokage: Lol i like money |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:14am On Apr 23, 2017 |
forget101O: Lol God forbid 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 23, 2017 |
padiga047: Yes i'm igbo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:21am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18:Nna m, am Igbo too make we no complicate matters |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nickymezor(f): 11:24am On Apr 23, 2017 |
AjiChris:Yeah, Kids can be so gullible sha Pure Angel |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by ImaIma1(f): 11:39am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Foxyn: That shit scared me for long. I was actually waiting for weeks for the tree to come out of my head when i swallowed one. Cos my brother made be believe it was still growing inside. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by nattyjay(m): 11:47am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to look for spider that can bite me so I can turn to spiderman |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:48am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by timpaker(m): 12:10pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
I use to think that one adds (grow) an inche on every birthdays, so on my birthday I will mark myself from head to toe on the bed only to wake up and see that the marks erased itself .... To me then, I have grown. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by joseph1832(m): 12:14pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
timpaker:Mr Tim! It's been a while, bro. How are you holding up? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 12:16pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
ceeroh:Same here man, Real ignorant days. Lolz |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 12:17pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mentcee:Yea |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by timpaker(m): 12:22pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
joseph1832: I'm fine Bro. Joe. Just busy with lots of research and office work. About enjoying a very long break from it and I'm guessing spending some part in Lagos (on the condition that traffick jams won't last more than 5mins at any stop and no much crowd). How is the poetry section? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by joseph1832(m): 12:29pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
timpaker:Poetry session is better than ever. Every day, I get to stick my pen inside wet paper. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by tyreal(f): 12:46pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe dat if a baby looks in the mirror the father will hate such child... Another one is... If a wall gecko passed over u it would leave some marks on your body |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by donisaiah: 12:53pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
We were told India beat Nigeria 99 - ,1, and we were told when Indians shot , it will turn to Lion |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by wintersnow(m): 12:58pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
When am in a car on motion....I thought the houses and tress were also moving |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Kelly2713:your boy dey na... how ur side? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by 14dfuture(m): 1:13pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
I thought the earth was flat, dat if you trek to the edge you will fall off into a big river down below. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by GreatManBee: 1:29pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18: you should have tried it nah. |
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