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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Oscar4real(m): 7:41am On Apr 23, 2017 |
they used to tell us that if at night you use torch light to flash the sky, you will recieve an instant Slap from Nowhere claiming that you want to see what God os doing in heaven... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Eddiecute86(m): 7:42am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Paretomaster: Last month somewherw in Ogun state i was in a bank queue and the bank TV was show a documentary on Nat geo wild on how lions chase and kill their prey. I was hearing alot of super stories from some people on the queue. I was shocked when a grown up man of about 30 + said if a male lion want to kill a prey it will urinate in a circle and that any animal that enters inside will be trapped. I didn't know when i shouted Jesus. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 7:43am On Apr 23, 2017 |
2dugged:Ok |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by cutesimplycalm(f): 7:48am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I remember den wen I'm abt to defecate nd its nt coming out easily i will start getting scared dat I'm abt to give birth to a baby... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Adek15(m): 7:55am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Medunah:I actually tried this and it worked |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by jedyjedy(m): 7:57am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007:Baba, u be Babalawo? lmao 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Dopeluiz(m): 7:59am On Apr 23, 2017 |
VickyRotex: this has to be the biggest lie ever told... D pesn wey invent d lie must have seen shaolin soccer that time... and I believed it because India does not play football and they do jazz pass us |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by jobsat34(m): 8:05am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Loyalblak007: Saying "ASO FUNFUN LORI BED LOJO MEJE (white cloth on the bed after 7days) " just to prove to ur friends that yu were not lying. It was believed that one wud die after 7days if yu were actually lying. Cant forget the day i said this after lying to my mates then. It was a miracle i didnt die the 8th day.. Lols |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nokiaguy(m): 8:10am On Apr 23, 2017 |
when i was small, i use to think that everyone with bald head has money Click here to get latest Celebrity Gossip |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by tgirlblaze(f): 8:12am On Apr 23, 2017 |
that if i need my teacher to forget to beat me as a punishment for doing something wrong..just put a strand of my eyelash hair in the paper f old it in it nd put it paper on the floor for the teacher to step on .. secondly, the thought that the moon is always following just me alone..i argue this alot with my friends as they also bliv its following them nd not me..thr was a particular day i almost got lost while tracking d moon following me..ko funny rara |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 8:13am On Apr 23, 2017 |
ThankYouGod:Eyaaa! Infants still dey here set. Chair! Ayaf daid! |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 8:14am On Apr 23, 2017 |
That women give birth through the Anus |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by crownfitsme(f): 8:14am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18:I still believe this till today, somebody should tell me its not true 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Blesschemical: 8:21am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I used to believe that when you are sitting or lying down and someone jump over you,you will not grow tall unless the person jump back and you stand for the person to pass. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by kebliss(m): 8:23am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Dat if u brk a tooth n refuse to spin it round ur head wit ur handz n tro it on d zinc, it wudnt grow again |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 8:24am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Used to think boobs are soft Pls are they |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by kaybbs(f): 8:29am On Apr 23, 2017 |
When you eat mango and you drink Gari u die 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Loyalblak007(f): 8:30am On Apr 23, 2017 |
kaybbs: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by ErnieSmallzz(f): 8:37am On Apr 23, 2017 |
haryomikun:glad I did 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by NLProblemChild(m): 9:01am On Apr 23, 2017 |
ThankYouGod:only if the person that stepped on it,had Blade cut on his leg. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mentcee(m): 9:22am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18: God bless you for making me laugh. Tears in my eyes. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Freethought(m): 9:29am On Apr 23, 2017 |
kullozone: Mehn!!! I still believe in this shit till today... Infacti don't spit anyao wen I'm outside |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 9:31am On Apr 23, 2017 |
That men used to give birth in the olden days. Because my Dad used to say we are his children. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Kelly2713:lol, who told you "udara" is an akwa ibom name for star apple? It's the name commonly used by the easterners (Igbo) in Nigeria while ‘Agbalumo’ is used by the westerners anyway sha, I dey base for uyo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Freethought(m): 9:33am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Eddiecute86: This is very true... You will Only knw dis if you are close to hunters |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mentcee(m): 9:34am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007: Your head is there. Very correct. Though it doesn't work. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Kingharzyz(m): 9:45am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Hero18: me and some friends did this back then. pure waste of time we were deceived |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Sapeleb0y(m): 9:50am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I BELIEVE SAY IF UR TEETH PULL, U MUST THROW AM FOR ANY HOUSE ROOF.... BUT IF FOWL SEE AM, THAT TEETH NOR GO GROW AGAIN... OMO SEE THE WAY I GO DEY OBSERVE FOR ANY INCOMING FOWL BEFORE I THROW MY TEETH.... LOLZZZZ [color=#990000][/color] |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by unipol(m): 10:11am On Apr 23, 2017 |
darbeelicous:My dear, you were right even as a child. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Boyooosa(m): 10:12am On Apr 23, 2017 |
spit on the floor and sored throat remains ur case |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by unipol(m): 10:16am On Apr 23, 2017 |
That all masquerades came from egg. I used to believe that if u want to make a masquerade then u just need to break an egg, till I tried it and it did not work. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:18am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Mystery007:I had to sun dry the head for over a week b4 pounding! Ignorant days. |
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