Ichietome:

LOL. Your ifa make great mistake. I'm still an aspirant and not yet a bona fide student.

the first part is a prophecy that is u are soon to be a 100level sudent of unilag

anyways tell dem ifa gave ur age and relationship status accurately

DrGraveYardz:
True, I do agree with Fayoshe sometimes. I am not 26 and I am not into any relationship for now. Could you tell me more about my love life?

am sorry bro but ifa speaks no more of ur love life except that by dis time next year u'd be in a relationship

shinarlaura:


Hahahaha. Tell Ifa to come and ask me in my dream

ahh u dare refuse ifa his request

ifa has decided to strike u with immense love for his spokeman

expect to start loving me from 6pm tmorrow

rex444:
ifa....hmmmm 80%wrong ooo

you dare say ifa is wrong?

Ifa has decided to strike u with a very short ugly girl for a wife

geni340:

am sorry if ive offended ifa
help me appease him uhn
besides even if am gona drop my numbr, u cant xpect me to just write it on nairaland now..

ifa knows dat and dats why he has asked me to drop his emergency email for u

samyderich@gmail.com


ifa expects to see ur number by 5pm tomorrow

Tiny23:



lol,IFA should pls make it #10,000

ahh u want to dupe ifa abi

u dare beg ifa to go against his earlier demand from d guy

ifa is now angry at u and has decided to strike u with okirika clothes for 4weeks unless u write a poem for a certain guy called lefulefu

sulakishop:
Ifá is almost correct but got my age wrong and I just broke up with the girl friend

ifa admires ur truthfulness and has decided to strike u with 5 confirm true loves

martyns303:
Let me see how true this is.

u love politics and u once liked a certain sinaj here
u are currently single and u are 26 years old


teell den how correct ifa is

shestrong:
lol
is this real or a joke?

ifa says u'd like a simple wedding with a few important people
u dont like anything ponzi
you are in a relationship and u are 22

tell dem how correct ifa is

kolin4ril99:
all lies
Receive Jesus and u can be sure your tomorrow will be alright

ifa says u are right

Gistedge:
so na spoil ifa wan spoil my motor now?

ifa has spoken but u can appease him by sending 8000 into a certain lovelyn account

naughtyboy7:
the scores are 2-0 ifa oooo

u totally mis read and mis understood what ifa said

ifa said there shall be two goals but he didnt say who would win

for mis judging ifa ,,,ifa has decided to strike you with a blood sucking leash like girl for a wife unless u pay 9000 into a certain refiner account

ndubest007:
me nko

ifa says u are a graduate
u live in lagos and u would soon be working in a bank plus u are 25 years old

tell dem how correct ifa is

StarBukola:
Me nko

ifa says u should give me ur number or email address abeg

AggressiveFucker:


you dare say ifa is wrong?

Ifa has decided to strike u with a very short ugly girl for a wife

Hahahahaha....ifa wrong again ooooo

ItzChinnex:
oyah, what about me?

ifa says nothing much except u are a blogger and in a relationship

Matrycx:
curious

ifa says you love stories plus u are sungle and searching
he adds dat u are 24 years old


tell dem how correct ifa is

dumo1:

98% correct. Ifa you have done well and may your days be long on this earth.

ifa appreciates ur truthfulness and has decided to strike u with a beautiful kind loving woman for a wife plus a new car

Viccur:
Still waiting for mine Aggressivefucker

ifa says little about u

he says u like sport
u play 9jabet and you are 22 years old

tell dem how correct ifa is

I can't fit wait... . # DancingGalala#

AggressiveFucker:


ifa admires ur truthfulness and has decided to strike u with 5 confirm true loves

Leoneo:
How about me.

ifa has nothing on you o


your account just dry
nothing to collect from jareh

kollyjoss:
if ur ifa can predict what am thinking now

ifa says u are tinking of your ticket and how dumb dis is


tell dem howe correct ifa is

martphreak:

dating 3 girls? am I that cunny? so ask if which among them am in love with and what's her tribe and her age then I will believe your ifa

ifa says the second and shes 22

kasheemawo:
I sign in too

ifa says u love politics and religon plus u are 28 years old and about to be married


tell dem how correct ifa is

EmmySparky:
Oya aggressive fvcker tell ifa to prepare games that i would play with 100 or 150 naira and win 10 million naira in sports betting....mak ifa see correct scores for me ....

ifa say thunder fire u

he says u think say he dy sell games for free

bada007:
lol yes man

ifa appreciates ur truthfulness and has decided to strike u with a bigger 13 inch dick

Jaykolo10:
MTF

ifa says u are an investor and u use a carbo c9 and u are 24 yearts old


tell how correcct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:
Believe it or not i just came back from a moutain in the deepest part of ibadan...........and i spent 3days dere talking to ifa non-stop.........

Now ifa has given me the for-telling gift

comment ask me any question about urself or comment one word and i shall tell you one thing about urself and if i'm wrong then i shall give you...................

geni340:

it started out as dt my sis
maybe the op & his ifa are scam anyway

ifa says to tell u say na joke o but he still expects ur number

AggressiveFucker:
Believe it or not i just came back from a moutain in the deepest part of ibadan...........and i spent 3days dere talking to ifa non-stop.........

Now ifa has given me the for-telling gift

comment ask me any question about urself or comment one word and i shall tell you one thing about urself and if i'm wrong then i shall give you...................

...yorrr mates are commmmin to nairaland to find babe...you gotttto mountain to find
woman ...bro you need help!!(no ooofencse)

AggressiveFucker:


ifa says u are tinking of your ticket and how dumb dis is

tell dem howe correct ifa is

ifa is correct, but what ifa say about me

MrCork:

ifa says dis one wey u dy vex so, e be like say u be real ifa priest and if i no stop dis yeye joke now u go strike me with thunder