AggressiveFucker:


ifa says dis one wey u dy vex so, e be like say u be real ifa priest and if i no stop dis yeye joke now u go strike me with thunder

AggressiveFucker:


ifa apologizes for the mix up in ur age

aside that u're saying in essence that ifa is right abi?

MrCork:




...my nigggga..if you can't find woman..pay for one!!(no oofenncse)

AggressiveFucker:


ifa says u once liked a certain lunagirl here, u are 24 and u are in a relationship with a pretty fair lady

tell dem how correct ifa is

bullabong:
Long live Ifa!! Ifa I greet o!

AggressiveFucker:


lmfao

shuooooh see me see wahala o

bros why u dy let am pain you nah?

I aiint looking for any woman o

space007:
you don do mistake, I'm above 24, not in a relationship

AggressiveFucker:


u have mis understood ifa
ifa said u would soon date a pretty fair lady

for misunderstanding ifa ifa has decided to strike u with a dumb wicked girlfriend

AggressiveFucker:


ifa greet u too
he says u like politics and religon say u are an agent and u are 25 years old plus u are single



tell dem how correct ifa is

MrCork:



...cool.. So you like men.corrrrect?..do you realises being gay means 14 year prison there in Nigeria? (No oofensr)

AggressiveFucker:


bros!

MrCork:


....jusssss go bakkkkkto the mountain! (No oofense)

AggressiveFucker:


shuooooh bros u get off my back na

this one don dey pass play o

thunder go fire u just now u go see am

MrCork:



...go bakkkto the mountain an find yorrrrsef a beautiful she-goat...bro we tryyyyin to help!!(no oofense)

AggressiveFucker:


ifa says u love politics and religon plus u are 28 years old and about to be married


tell dem how correct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:

AggressiveFucker:

u dare say ifa is wrong in public?

Ifa shall strike u with a very stingy husband

AggressiveFucker:


ahh u want to dupe ifa abi

u dare beg ifa to go against his earlier demand from d guy

ifa is now angry at u and has decided to strike u with okirika clothes for 4weeks unless u write a poem for a certain guy called lefulefu

AggressiveFucker:


ifa is angry at you for accusing him of going to thee other room and for dat he would strike ur 6 inch ick with thunder

AggressiveFucker:

ifa says little about u
he says u like sport u play 9jabet and you are 22 years old
tell dem how correct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:

ifa apologises for the delay

he says u ike watching city hunter and korea movies in general
u just got off ur last relationship cos d douche of a guy cheated and right now u are not ready for any relationship
u are crushing on a certain airtimex here
he also says to tell u dat a rich smart guy is coming by june 05


tell dem how correct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:


ifa says you love stories plus u are sungle and searching
he adds dat u are 24 years old


tell dem how correct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:


u totally mis read and mis understood what ifa said

ifa said there shall be two goals but he didnt say who would win

for mis judging ifa ,,,ifa has decided to strike you with a blood sucking leash like girl for a wife unless u pay 9000 into a certain refiner account

AggressiveFucker:

ifa says nothing much except u are a blogger and in a relationship

AggressiveFucker:


u love politics and u once liked a certain sinaj here
u are currently single and u are 26 years old


teell den how correct ifa is

AggressiveFucker:

ifa says yes both shall be girls and identical too
but u would give birth to a boy first

AggressiveFucker:


the first part is a prophecy that is u are soon to be a 100level sudent of unilag

anyways tell dem ifa gave ur age and relationship status accurately

AggressiveFucker:


ifa has nothing on you o


your account just dry
nothing to collect from jareh

AggressiveFucker:
Believe it or not i just came back from a moutain in the deepest part of ibadan...........and i spent 3days dere talking to ifa non-stop.........

Now ifa has given me the for-telling gift

comment ask me any question about urself or comment one word and i shall tell you one thing about urself and if i'm wrong then i shall give you...................

AggressiveFucker:


ifa has spoken but u can appease him by sending 8000 into a certain lovelyn account