Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by liftedhigh: 10:47pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
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Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Nnamdi98(m): 10:47pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Kk |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by XwhY(m): 10:48pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
You are so on point. I can relate |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by hybeekay9: 10:49pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
I'm an instrumentalist and no. 10 is so true. Nice one op |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by fernandoc(m): 10:50pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Idle talk. 1 Like |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by firo08(m): 10:52pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
adepeter26: You forgot to add, "MOST CHORISTERS ARE PROMISCUOUS".
They(most especially Choirmasters) can bang(aka fvck) for Africa They bleep anything bleepable (lol) fear God... 1 Like |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Franzinni: 10:53pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
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Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by megareal: 10:56pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
@ no 9, biko are you a member of my church? . Anytime there is a concert, the sound becomes the work of mad men. They can never get it right. @ no 10, I dey wonder if instrumentalist get repel buttons against annointing. Folks no dey gree fall at all. |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by patola080(m): 10:57pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
seunlayi: CHURCH CHOIR
Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.
You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.
1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.
2. Choir Director. The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.
3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.
4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.
5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.
6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.
7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.
8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.
9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).
10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.
In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.
I know some people dat join because of food 1 Like |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by 3plet: 10:57pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Choristers..,I dey hail oo. |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Anuoluwapo3054(m): 11:01pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
What about those that lipsing (if there is anything like that), you will never hear them even when sound engineers increased the volume of their microphone to the highest level... @Olamide @Temitope.. Rccg cloud of Glory area. |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by akoredebadru(m): 11:02pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
#osunwestdecide
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, Iwo:- PDP 12547 Vs APC 12205,
Irewole:- PDP 9201 Vs APC 8966,
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Ede south:- PDP 13406 Vs APC 2095,
Ejigbo:- PDP 9723 Vs APC12229 1 Like |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Sammy Okposo the choir master that gave his church sisters belle anyhow una no hail am for this write up |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
1,3 &10........... |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by BinaryRocks: 11:13pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
dacovajnr: Nazo one Pastor for my Maale church been wan force me fall down as dey push me and Usher sef dey back on top White...I kukuma shift my head cmot for him hand |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by clergyboy(m): 11:29pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
lol
op u go try rest ooooooooo
e no easy sha.......! |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by RuralFinest7(m): 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
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Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by classicalbenson(m): 11:33pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
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Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Erhun10z: 11:36pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Reiyvinn: 11. They Hit Their Highest Notes In Their Pastors' Bed
Please don't ask me how.... (Takes cover from sheeples) Bar Man !!!!!! Give This Guy 1 Alomo |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Ifyike: 11:53pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
onuwaje: drummers like me if we fall under annoiting church av close lol, and if an organist like me join you fall under annointing the angels meant for service that day ll run for their lifes. |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by onuwaje(m): 12:08am On Jul 09, 2017 |
Ifyike: lol, and if an organist like me join you fall under annointing the angels meant for service that day ll run for their lifes. They nr knw |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Siscooh: 12:10am On Jul 09, 2017 |
seunlayi: CHURCH CHOIR
Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.
You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.
1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.
2. Choir Director. The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.
3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.
4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.
5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.
6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.
7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.
8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.
9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).
10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.
In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.
Hallelujah!!!!! |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Nobody: 12:14am On Jul 09, 2017 |
kingPhidel: I think your are one time a choir master..lol Lol |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Nobody: 12:16am On Jul 09, 2017 |
firo08: fear God... Lol Na devil I fear pass |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Trexnemesis(m): 12:33am On Jul 09, 2017 |
megareal: @ no 9, biko are you a member of my church? . Anytime there is a concert, the sound becomes the work of mad men. They can never get it right.
@ no 10, I dey wonder if instrumentalist get repel buttons against annointing. Folks no dey gree fall at all. Because they are NEVER part of the prayers! They don't pray . Instead they watch everybody pray 1 Like |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by Chinagurum1995(m): 2:19am On Jul 09, 2017 |
True talk ooo |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by adslipps: 4:58am On Jul 09, 2017 |
If u want to know whom pastor/reverend is dating ask the choir |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by kennyten10(m): 5:38am On Jul 09, 2017 |
optional1:
i resemble chorister for ur eyes Then keep shut over what you know nothing about...There are forums like romance' for people like u to comment on . |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by lonelydora: 5:49am On Jul 09, 2017 |
Number 2 is so true. That's the root cause of gossip. |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by vickylincon(m): 6:31am On Jul 09, 2017 |
seunlayi: CHURCH CHOIR
Let me tell us something about church choir. Please don't laugh.
You see church choir? It's one of the most interesting place to be in church. There you see all manners of people and behaviours.
1. There is this set of guys they call "instrumentalists" lol. Those ones? If they ever come for rehearsals on time, then something is wrong. They are always late, and in most cases the choir director can't sanction them.
2. Choir Director. The choir director always have a set of favorite singers in the choir and someone whom he/she always give the lead role in a song. And some people in the choir will always 'beef' that person, especially those who can't sing well.
3. In some cases, the most committed set of people in the choir are those who can't sing, and you just can't drive them away. They are very punctual and committed, both in attendance and in spoiling songs.
4. In some cases, the singers with very high level of pride are in soprano, while the most stubborn ones are in alto.
5. In every choir, there must be a certain badt-guy brother and sister who usually do some exclusive rehearsals in the closet somewhere, but in the choir you can never suspect them. You can even swear that they have never met each other before.
6. Some female singers actually joined the choir either because they love the uniform or they believe that's where their husband will find them, or they just want to stand on the microphone let the church see them.
7. The choir at some point during rehearsals will behave as if they are so tired and they want the director to close, but immediately the director stops teaching songs everybody starts 'gisting'.
8. There is always a "minor factor" in the choir: a certain Chorister who specialises in spoiling songs. The only way to spot this person is to ask them to sing one after the other. If the person is a tenor singer and he's a smart guy, he'll want to go out and ease himself that very time.
9. If the choir is hosting a concert, the rehearsals will be really interesting but on the concert day sound is always bad (sounds engineers please forgive me).
10. Even if the whole church falls under anointing, the "instrumentalists" standeth firm on the solid rock. They can never fall under anointing. E no fit happen.
In all of these, God is gracious, and Jesus won't stop loving choristers.
you dey craze. I don laugh fall o |
Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by talkeverytime: 6:33am On Jul 09, 2017 |
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Re: Ten Characteristics Of A Church Choir by optional1(f): 6:41am On Jul 09, 2017 |
kennyten10: Then keep shut over what you know nothing about...There are forums like romance' for people like u to comment on . btw me and you who is to keep shut... Mind ur business and stay away from me. Gerrit of my mention.. |