neoapocalypse:
Head to head or do you mean yansh to yansh

Yansh to Yansh he meant

compare to this

Parachute (hot air balloon) vs. Bolombolo.

TroubleDude:
dollar vs naira .... dollar all the ways

Best caption ever..

seunseye:
compare to this

You wicked....

lol.

daylyt:
Big and small yansh..

Small better..

#TeamPortable

slim Bae, my spec.

Oxymoron

Idi Araba and idi apè

THOSE XXL LOOKING STUFFS DONT LOOK AS GOOD WHEN THEY ARE OFF THE CLOTH

oyienootieno:

Best caption ever..

oyienootieno:

Best caption ever..

seunseye:
compare to this

in this scenario.. I prefer the small one

Built for comfort vs built for speed

i will take the girl to the right any day any time.


E be like say you don try big Yansh before?

Mylestone:
my baby SONIA YANSH big past DAT 1

Picture of your baby Sonia yansh or..............

OgahBohz:
me I still prefer d slim small ass lady, easy to manipulate on bed, good for ANY style, fits in ANY dress,

good for all kinds of occasion,

azn advantages are numerous...

most importantly its easier to suck a slim girls punnany, dan d fat ass,.. ...

hanhan. what are you saying

moorevic:
Which pussy is more tight and gummy?

The big yansh geh own tight pass....trust me bro! I have a PhD in DAT section

luminouz:

The big yansh geh own tight pass....trust me bro! I have a PhD in DAT section

I dope cap for you. Play safe make u no carry

Sunofgod:
The one to the left can only accommodate massive diccks....and can consume!

The one to the right is safer if your packing anything less than 15 inches and are on a budget!

What's with big yansh- massive dick fallacy! I do big yansh geh n mine ain't 15 inches......its d slim yansh geh DAT are bottomless pools of desire...u keep filling till u become fed up n throw ursef inside as a filling material n yet she won't be full.......in my tribe they are called 'legelege can destroy'

Hmmm.... Ibadan on my mind right now!

" Idi-arere " Vs " Idi-Ape ". I think the before beat the later hands down!

moorevic:

I dope cap for you. Play safe make u no carry

Lmaoooo! I hear bro!!!

ugoc:

3G is for small boiz n little men
4G all the way!!!!
WiFi can go to hell

D different is clear, wudnt say more dan Dat

PapiNigga:
Caption this readers...
http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/two-ladies-go-head-to-head-at-club.html?m=1

Broadband vs Dial up

Yes Lord

Size does matter!!!

seunseye:
compare to this

Will u just look at DAT ASS on the left? The strong legs n thick thighs? D wide hips? Lemme break it down

ASS.....u just closed from work,dead tired, fed up with this country n her fvcked up leaders n u just wanna go home,crawl inside,eat n doze off......then u get home n wifey(dressed in a nightgown) welcomes u,takes ur bag n walks off(n ur eyes follow her as she wiggles DAT ass) ,suddenly adrenaline pumps into ur blood n u become light headed n naija ain't so bad anymore..... U know u gon fvvk DAT ass tonight.......
short version? Big ASS is a mood lifter/aphrodisiac

STRONG LEGS: good for clamping down on junior n riding u like a hell queen plus u can feed ur eyes on d symmetry!!

THICK THIGHS: u ever been cold on one of these harmattan periods? Try a geh with one of these n u gon be amazed as how warm ur life would be as she wraps 'em around u...OR u lost ur bet9ja slip n ur in a murderous mood.....a lap dance with those thighs will convince u to use ur house rent for 2moro's game

HIPS: *sighs* lemme just quote my mum ' wide hips help with childbirth! She gon be dropping 'em kids like flies...
My OWN: the wider d hips the tighter d poosay! Who wants a fvvking borehole when u have bottled water!!!