I would have been married long before now had it not been for the generous attitude of the ladies I have been unfortunate to be involved with. In the past, there have been some women I really thought I would go all the way with, only to discover with huge disappointment when I finally came close that they had been opening their legs to every Tom, Dick and Harry that came their way. These relationships of course crashed as I cannot imagine a situation where I would be walking on the road with my wife, and some man she used to frolic with would give a wink behind my back; this something I cannot live with!

The other day I was in church, the pastor kept saying ‘brothers and sisters put your hands together for Lord!’ Then it occurred to me that the Lord would be please more if these sisters would put their legs rather than their hands together for him. The Lord would actually be more pleased and the impact would be more if all the pastors change the saying to ‘SISTERS PUT YOUR LEGS TOGETHER FOR THE LORD!’ what do u think?

Okay.

Okies

No comment.

Yes oh! Confirmation steady.

@Poster,  It takes 2 to tango.

Haven't you heard?

She lived a virgin
She died a virgin
What she couldn't give to man
She gave to maggots


Please let them open their legs now that they are alive.
Of what use is it ,if she lived a virgin only for maggots,snakes,snails and other orisirisi take the place of man



Abegiiiiiii women I support you 100% open your legs wideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@poster,true talk.but if they dont open how can we really feel them

No matter how wideeeeeeeeeeeeeee you open ur legs now
it will still be put together finally when u get laid in the coffin

so u better put em together now for the lord now while ur living!
halleluyah

@poster u r right, i adopted dis recently & i've avoided d headache of he used me & dumped me & all d rest,

[size=28pt]what if she wants to learn kung fu?[/size]

Luvlee:

@poster u r right, i adopted dis recently & i've avoided d headache of he used me & dumped me & all d rest,

keep it up! i wish all the other sisters will follow ur example!

KunFuPanda:

[size=28pt]what if she wants to learn kung fu?[/size]

ok to learn kung fu but must avoid fun ku!

@Poster the guys should leave the girls alone

Poster how can u come here and blame pple 4 ur weakness.u have slept with pples wives and u are now scared dat dey have slept with urr.just becos one cannot tell if a man is a virgin talk about hypocrites.

"Ladies Put Your Legs Together For The Lord!"

haha I laugh in Japanese


this would have been a more appopraite title, Ladies Put Your Legs Together For your husband!

you sef, have you put your own legs together for the Lord?

did I tell you i was a nun?

Men u people criticize alot. Ahba. A gal gat to do what she gat to do ok. Can u count how many ladies u ve slept with? Do unto others what you want them to do to u

This message is belated,the whole world is Hot they want s.ex and they want it now!

madlady:


@Poster the guys should leave the girls alone

i 'm not holding on any girl!

rokiatu:

did I tell you i was a nun?

u are not a nun, is that a license for u to go phuking around? By the time ur husband comes, all the horney would hav gone leaving him an empty shell! how would u like that as a would-be husband?

ebonyik:

Men u people criticize alot. Ahba. A gal gat to do what she gat to do ok. Can u count how many ladies u ve slept with? Do unto others what you want them to do to u

NiaLong:

Poster how can u come here and blame pple 4 your weakness.u have slept with pples wives and u are now scared dat dey have slept with urr.just becos one cannot tell if a man is a virgin talk about hypocrites.

i never went out of my way to sleep with anyone's wife!. infact i would hav been content to marry the first woman i was ever involved with if it had not become obvious that the idiot had opened her legs to every Tom, Di.ck amd Harry that came! The story has been same since

Mods, please move this garbage to the trash where it belongs.

SeanT21:

Preach on brother.

Yes but how many will actually listen?

lmao! the topic title got me lmao

Pls ya'll shld just let it go.This is a thing of choice.@ poster if u detest the women bcuz they've slept with everythin around why don't u just go celibate,ah ahn na by force!!

bluespice:

lmao! the topic title got me lmao

_{Lolz imagine d women thought dat he meant that they should clap with their legs(picturing). . .}

Pweety4me:

_{Lolz imagine d women thought dat he meant that they should clap with their legs(picturing). . .}

lol!!!!!!!!! i just did it
i imagine i looked uber stupid

_^Hehehe