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tpia.:

any pastor who preaches such a thing will definitely be stalked until his detractors see him fall into their trap.

Most especially the pentecostal pastors- the system isnt set up to discourage sexual immorality, unfortunately.

NA WAH O.NO LET GOD PUNISH U FOR WETIN U TALK.PERSON GIVE U ADVICE U DEY YAN GGGAAADDDAAAAVVVAAA.[/size]

Abeg do not blame them, the bible said "give and it shall be given back to u, good packages, dangling together, will men give unto you.

You are Crazy

there are 3 things in life that makes the world a better place
1) money
2) flexing
3) women

Jokes

chinesedoll:


You are Crazy

please tell me u are not the one on your profile, please



do you have a self-contain vacant inside that double-Decker?

honeric01:

please tell me u are not the one on your profile, please



do you have a self-contain vacant inside that double-Decker?

yea thats meee
u tripping?
have a flat in there sef
lol

chinesedoll:

yea thats meee
u tripping?
have a flat in there sef
lol

Osanobuah, lol, well, can i come in with a vacuum cleaner?

honeric01:

Osanobuah, lol, well, can i come in with a vacuum cleaner?

no need for that
it is fully equipped with everything.

chinesedoll:

no need for that
it is fully equipped with everything.

chei, ojigbijigbi, do i have to pay house rent? where is it located?

honeric01:

chei, ojigbijigbi, do i have to pay house rent? where is it located?

Yea you have to part with some ₤ but I assure u of quality amenities
and u also get a free coupon every week where u can bring ur friends too

chinesedoll:

Yea you have to part with some ₤ but I assure u of quality amenities
and u also get a free coupon every week where u can bring your friends too

nah, i don't want discount, i am a lone ranger, i can service your apartment pretty well and you don't have to worry about maintenance

Funny thread!

@chinesedoll profile pixs

U r blessed among women.

Ladies open up, don't u ever try 2 close that legs huh!

@poster

Men zip up your pants for the Lord and stop chasing girls around like your life depended on it, what do you think of this?

It takes 2 to tango oh

Abekeade08:

@poster

Men zip up your pants for the Lord and stop chasing girls around like your life depended on it, what do you think of this?

It takes 2 to tango oh

Amen to this. Randy creatures they are

Amen to this. Randy creatures they are

Abi ooh and all they do is blame only Girls.

Abekeade08:



Abi ooh and all they do is blame only Girls.

Dont mind the rats, they blame girls for not being virgins when they are responsible for foooking as many girls as possible and pressurising the virgins to give up the goodies. Misogynistic bastweards.

Dont mind the rats, they blame girls for not being virgins when they are responsible for foooking as many girls as possible and pressurising the virgins to give up the goodies. Misogynistic bastweards.

Big a*s nail on the head sister mi.

Men zip up your pants for the Lord and stop chasing girls around like your life depended on it, what do you think of this

you're speaking Greek.

Abekeade08:

@poster

Men zip up your pants for the Lord and stop chasing girls around like your life depended on it, what do you think of this?

It takes 2 to tango oh

shatap dia! see this plank looking creature sef dey talk

Ebonyeyes:

Dont mind the rats, they blame girls for not being virgins when they are responsible for foooking as many girls as possible and pressurising the virgins to give up the goodies. Misogynistic bastweards.

so technically ur papa na rat, bah?

@poster,
Tell them, those Harlots, later they would start looking for who to hook up wit, >

shatap dia! see this plank looking creature sef dey talk

Idiot, whats your own? Why can't I give my own opinion like everyone else. Na me me plank looking creature abi, lol. I no fit blame you. Na only on nairaland you fit dey talk that kin rubbish to me.

Abekeade08:



Idiot, whats your own? Why can't I give my own opinion like everyone else. Na me me plank looking creature abi, lol. I no fit blame you. Na only on nairaland you fit dey talk that kin rubbish to me.

u resemble plank thru thru?

wildbello:

@poster,
Tell them, those Harlots,  later they would start looking for who to hook up wit,  >

True talk. And that's why most men are scared of marriage 'cos most of them girls aren't worthy to be taken as a wife, sadly!

But as for Moi, I don jump dem pass.

honeric01:

u resemble plank thru thru?

I hope u ain't waiting 4 an answer?

lol, maybe

lol, maybe

WELL YOU CAN KEEP ON WAITING

lol sorry o

Abekeade08:



Idiot, whats your own? Why can't I give my own opinion like everyone else. Na me me plank looking creature abi, lol. I no fit blame you. Na only on nairaland you fit dey talk that kin rubbish to me.

who tell u say na for only NL i get mouth, come my bedroom u go see fire

honeric01:

u resemble plank thru thru?

WETIN FIRE WAN TAKE PLANK DO FOR BEDROOM SINCE U SAY U BE FIRE?



PLANK + FIRE =

if na white (or any non-black) dem go say na figure 8.

when its a black woman them go say plank.

black women are naturally shaped than white women, so when you see a black women looking like a plank, it's going to be very obvious.



plank with no curves, dang, that's a no go area

^^am i correct in thinking you're <18 or thereabouts, going by your profile picture?

honeric01:

black women are naturally shaped than white women, so when you see a black women looking like a plank, it's going to be very obvious.



plank with no curves, dang, that's a no go area

if she were white or excessively light skinned, you'd be seeing curves where you're seeing angles.