Jayceon:
hahaha hai


I'm outta here,good night Zar!

Jayceon:
that "SA this SA that" tune is going to end,Lionessza,ZarZar and of cause Me are gonna end it.we are the motherfücking Three Musketeers so any mumu villager that think they can talk smack about the Mighty Republic of SA and get away with it are dead wrong,we will be at their service...TRUST THAT AND BELIEVE THAT

OTgenasis:


I'm still wondering how easy it is for you to combine your daily activities and being on nairaland 24/7, waiting for any Nigerian news to troll on. Those people you engage here are just a few jobless Nigerians and their views about your country doesn't represent the perception of SA by all Nigerians. So I'll advise you and the other lioness to use your precious time for something more important than this everyday SA vs Naija e-fights. Unless you are also jobless like the nairaland trolls. Honestly It's getting very boring mate.

afrikanbabe:


Most condescending attitude ever! Goodness me. This thread was going just fine before all this your rubbish talk.

afrikanbabe:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am a South African woman very interested in relocating to Lagos, Nigeria. I've lived in the country before so I'm quite familiar with the people, food and culture. I love the energy in Nigeria despite the hardships.
I would like to find out how South Africans living in Nigeria get their jobs, via international recruiters or friends or how? Also, how easy is it to organize the right papers? I am not looking to marry for green card oo... unless genuine love is concerned.

So any advice or leads, I'd really appreciate. Thank you folks

Jayceon:
that "SA this SA that" tune is going to end,Lionessza,ZarZar and of cause Me are gonna end it.we are the motherfücking Three Musketeers so any mumu villager that think they can talk smack about the Mighty Republic of SA and get away with it are dead wrong,we will be at their service...TRUST THAT AND BELIEVE THAT

morpheus24:


Obviously you guys don't know about me on this forum. This is my good and polite side, better ask your comrade MDuZa and the rest of the SA gang on Nairaland before you look for trouble that you will regret starting. You must think you are dealing with Uche from Nnewi or those Nigerians you see on your streets in Yeoville.

You have been warned!!!

ZarZar:


Lol, whatever, Jace. Germany? That's an interesting choice. So you think they're more tolerant? Wasn't Hitler German?

Me, I love the British countryside & Ireland. I have a thing for hills, greenery etc. So I'd wanna live in a place like that, surrounded by nature. Another country I love is Russia lol. This one I can't explain. I must have been a Svetlana in another life because I just have this inexplicable connection with that country. Wouldn't wanna live there though, just pay a visit. In Africa? Egypt & Morocco. Egypt for the pyramids. Morocco I find exotic. Again, only as a tourist.

Jayceon:
Let me sum up all the unoriginal,repetitive vomit they usually spew before I exit this useless topic...

-hiv country
-their economy is controled by their white masters
-nigeria is giant of africa
-xenophobic lazy zulus
-south africa will be another zimbabwe
-Southies are not adventurous(my favorite )
-we steal their women
-our GDP
-blah bla blah blah,more yada yada less ching ching

Lionessza:











We definitely have something in common there . Everytime I watch an Irish movie or documentary I always think I could feel at home there even with all the goats and chickens roaming around . Also add Scotland there something about the country always gets my attention.

ZarZar:


Yes, Ms McKinley. We might as well start having Irish/Scottish sounding surnames lol. Their environment is to die for. It looks unspoiled & very green. Looks peaceful too, which is a big plus.

You slept well, dear?

Lionessza:











Lol @the names. Yeah their environment does seem tranquil.




Slept with all the lights on , I can't tolerate darkness when I'm alone . It's a weird fear I've had since childhood and I thought it was over but whenever someone i know dies it comes back . I guess I watched horror movies before I was ready for them .



How did you sleep.

Lionessza:









You forgot to add;

* they are jealous of us.
* they are not industrious like us ( my favorite )
*they all live in slums and villages with no lights (only whites live in cities
*we run the cities in their country

ZarZar:


Awww, sorry about that. Kanti, where's your dude? Kicked him to da curb already? Just joking. Uphi?

Ah, I slept OK. OMG, the blankets always feel the best when you have to wake up & today they were just AWESOME, I almost didn't wake up.

Lionessza:








Dumped his ugly ass . Kidding, uyo spana e Kimberly (but atleast uyabuya today and the tall guy with a neanderthal like face wearing a huge black raincoat and gunboots, walking slowly towards my room, won't be visiting today ).


Hahahaha tjo i know what you mean and it's going to get worse kuthwa kusezobanda.

ZarZar:


Oh OK, shame. Hahaha, you should burn impepho if your imagination runs wild at night when you're alone. I remember how it helped me one time. I couldn't sleep after ukusweleka kukamama. So this one evening I had a headache & then my aunt came over to burn impepho. I slept like a baby for the 1st time in weeks.

I'm really not looking forward to the cold lol. Bathing becomes a hustle in the morning because you don't feel like stepping out of the jammies. If only I could turn into a cat until spring lol. One lick on the face doesn't sound like a bad idea

Lionessza:
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Oh tjo haven't seen that thing in ages, maybe I should visit a taxi rank in downtown jozi I'm sure my zulu Bros will hook me up lol. A friend of mine also did say it helps, keyena wayethetha about evil spirits .



Same here , worse I have to put on all these clothes which feel heavy on me, but I love winter on most weekends coz I dont have to wake up or do anything just eat, play lol and have my wine in front of a TV screen with a blanket on. Worst thing about it though is the weight gain I have to deal with in September coz waking up for a jog from now on is going to cause fights in my home . Lmfao @the bolded.

jakandeola:
dis a naija rums pls hahaha

Lionessza:
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Oh tjo haven't seen that thing in ages, maybe I should visit a taxi rank in downtown jozi I'm sure my zulu Bros will hook me up lol. A friend of mine also did say it helps, keyena wayethetha about evil spirits .



Same here , worse I have to put on all these clothes which feel heavy on me, but I love winter on most weekends coz I dont have to wake up or do anything just eat, play lol and have my wine in front of a TV screen with a blanket on. Worst thing about it though is the weight gain I have to deal with in September coz waking up for a jog from now on is going to cause fights in my home . Lmfao @the bolded.

Lionessza:








What? I don't understand what you mean?

MduZA:


Mfethu" remind me about yourself...i remember "fokol ngawe"

Lionessza:
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Oh tjo haven't seen that thing in ages, maybe I should visit a taxi rank in downtown jozi I'm sure my zulu Bros will hook me up lol. A friend of mine also did say it helps, keyena wayethetha about evil spirits .



Same here , worse I have to put on all these clothes which feel heavy on me, but I love winter on most weekends coz I dont have to wake up or do anything just eat, play lol and have my wine in front of a TV screen with a blanket on. Worst thing about it though is the weight gain I have to deal with in September coz waking up for a jog from now on is going to cause fights in my home . Lmfao @the bolded.

ZarZar:



LMAO. He'll fight because you're taking the heat away xa uyojoga? Sounds like you really unwind over the weekend. Me, I only get to rest on Sundays because Saturdays I keep up to date with the house chores, errands etc. No rest

jakandeola:
it mean I wan marry zarzar and bring her here

Lionessza:











Lol, no because I hate jogging alone and my friend whom I trained with (umhlolokazi) recently moved out of the area and now I do it with him only and he hates it especially winter time the boy just ain't a morning person phofu kwayena but he's worse nge winter lol. So ndizothi ndimvusa for ukundikhapha athukisele lol so I won't do it till winter is over.


Oh, with me my chore day on the weekend is Sunday coz I enjoy cooking and I must say I'm damn good at it . Saturday is his coz he has ocd . The guy cleans even the clean dishes and I like this sickness coz it means I get to watch him do everything the way he likes it coz when I do it it's not good enough so I let him be lol.

Lionessza:











We definitely have something in common there . Everytime I watch an Irish movie or documentary I always think I could feel at home there even with all the goats and chickens roaming around . Also add Scotland there something about the country always gets my attention.

Jayceon:
Zar does have an impeccable taste doesn't she?

Last year early December my brother went to mozambique and came back with some Mozambican beverages,and I must say foreign beers taste awful

ZarZar:


As awful as stout? I often wonder how people manage to swallow the awful dark liquid. Jace, have you been out of the country yourself? What of other provinces? Because last time you said you haven't been to the EC. Me, I only need to visit KZN. Been to every other province & the worst was Limpopo for me. The city is like a matchbox & I couldn't click with the people. Pedis are very different. Reminds me of that time Dj S'bu called them the most stupid South Africans & TBH, I kinda agree Geez!

Jayceon:
wheew!! Milk Stout? I don't touch that nonsense.I have never been out of the country,you?...however,I have been to Maropeng(cradle of humankind) in North West and what a nice experience that was,I have also been to CPT,last year I was in KZN,got the chance to visit Umlazi,Umlazi is kinda strange tho with people living in the on the hills .lol Sbu said that? isn't he Pedi himself who just happen to bear a Zulu name?
I agree, Pedis are just something else

ZarZar:


OK, I understand lol. Oh, your friend moved? Where to?
Sounds like we're going through a similar situation. My "closest friend" also moved away at the end of May. They bought ubaza-baza of a house in Melyn. Indoda yakhe ngaba kaloku so appearance is everything. Plus he also brought his mother, his two brothers & another relative, so they kinda outgrew the place they were living in before. I didn't even go to see her because mna I see no point keeping the friendship if we won't be seeing each other at all. I'm sure she's angry because she hasn't called to tell me how she's settling at the new place. Oh well. Minus one emotional taxation on me

Wow, your man sounds fantastic lol. I want one of those too Honestly, a supportive man is sexy.

LMAO @ you're a good cook. Tooting your own horn, much? I'll come one day to sample loondumasi yokutya kwakho Hmmm...now I'm craving umngqusho or ulusu. Okanye amathambo & dumplings. Do you cook Xhosa food? Mna I only get the chance to eat it when I visit my sister. Uyabhaka, apheke everything we grew up eating. Last time ndipha, I ate umvubo nesonka sombhako lol. I hate esamanzi. It reminds me of amadyungdyungu

Jayceon:
Zar does have an impeccable taste doesn't she?

Last year early December my brother went to mozambique and came back with some Mozambican beverages,and I must say foreign beers taste awful