Snow84:



Emotional control of a woman or man with lesser aura than that of the conjurer.

ZarZar:


Which church do you attend?

Snow84:


I pastored before in Winners Chapel - I have relevant church certificates for such post in that church.

During NYSC, I was given automatic certificates to pastor a brach of RCCG.

Now I attend Baptist because I now live close to a relative who happens to be a forefront member there - I act like a non-starter here so that they won't know what I'm capable of.

ZarZar:


Is it what English speakers call being "whipped" or does it go deeper than that?

Snow84:


It should be stronger than that. I know a slayqueen who ended up marrying a seer after consulting him for a certain case. In another sense, a woman not fortified can be tied to a man forever.

ZarZar:


Hmmmm...I see.

Snow84:



That's why most Yoruba guys are successful yahoo guys. For the whites to send million of dollars to an unseen lover is not ordinary.

ZarZar:


Why? I don't go to church. I'm one of those people that believe God is everywhere & not particularly at church.

Are you in church?

ZarZar:


OK, now I'm confused, because I thought what you are talking about involves sex. So, how does it work when they haven't had sex?

supereagle:


My friend someone said there's no frigid woman, it is just the man that's not skilled in bringing out the best out of the woman.

Jayceon:
we got too many things in common

Good morning Punky!!

Snow84:


Lol. Only their real names and that of their mothers are needed.

The hypnosis that requires orgasm is done at the climax of mastubation.

ZarZar:
That is true. IDK about people who never experienced orgasm at all though, but there are other reasons why some people don't experience orgasm every single time they have sex. The body reactions are different. Once some people have that one orgasm for the day or whatever, it's game over, they shut down & lose interest in sex for the time- being, which means the next few rounds are a colossal waste of time. Because whatever you do afterwards, will not turn them on. Period.

The female vagina is a very sensitive spot. After an orgasm, it is left kinda feeling like how I'd imagine an electrocution must feel like- numb but also tender. How some women manage to have multiple orgasms in a row is a mystery to me. I'd be scared of having vagina paralysis

ZarZar:


Too many things in common, you say?

Nudged me,
Love put me in a fix, yes it
Hit me,
Just like a tonne of bricks,
My heart bursts now that I know what life's about
Those few little words & love knocked me out

I can hear the bells
My head is spinning
I can hear the bells
Something's beginning
I can hear the bells
I can hear them chiming
I can hear the bells
My temperature's rising

Nairaland, I can hear the bells!

smellingmenses:

Unfortunately you still gonna remain single.

ZarZar:


Kikikiki

Unfortunately for your "evils", I got Jayceon now

smellingmenses:

Your spinsterhood is stamped, signed and sealed.

ZarZar:


But Jayceon disagrees

Stop being jealous that we have nothing in common

Listen, I can hear the BELLS

smellingmenses:

Listening to yourself​ sometimes end in delusions​..
Mina nawe? Not gonna happen.... unless you have something on amber....

ZarZar:


Too many things in common, you say?

Nudged me,
Love put me in a fix, yes it
Hit me,
Just like a tonne of bricks,
My heart bursts now that I know what life's about
Those few little words & love knocked me out

I can hear the bells
My head is spinning
I can hear the bells
Something's beginning
I can hear the bells
I can hear them chiming
I can hear the bells
My temperature's rising

Nairaland, I can hear the bells!

ZarZar:


I don't care about you or your Amber

Anyway...
Round 1
He'll ask me on a date
And...
Round 2
I'll primp but won't be late
Because...
Round 3
He'll ask for my hand
Then...
Round 4
We'll book the wedding band
So...
Round 5
Much to your surprise, smellingmenses, this spinster will finally be taken off the market & go home with the prize

smellingmenses:

Truth: you got your vibrators and dildos out on sighting Amber's nekkid picture... just like the lesbian you are.... Then afterwards when you were better composed with less shaky hands typed the epistle up there....

ZarZar:


What now? Please don't make me chase after "the precious" the way Smeagol did in Lord of the rings

ZarZar:


...

Jayceon:
"The precious" will come to you,no need in chasing it.it is meant to be found.

smellingmenses:

Not blanthering and stammering already... Wash em smelly fingers.... The closest you ever got to having a man is on nairaland.... So it will remain

ZarZar:


LOL! Good to know.

uboma:



I agree with your friend that there are no frigid women. A man, skilled in the art of love-making can along with patience, can any woman to cloud 9.

But again, some women, probably because they have never experienced orgasm in their previous relationships, may conclude that nothing will make them cum.

ZarZar:



Btw, are all Yorubas into rituals & paranormal stuff?