teehamzat:

Yes..the calls can be really fustrating at times but trust me , a part of us misses it when it all stops...but from your write up, it is obvious you felt no attraction towards her

I cant blame op's girl, when love handles you, we tend to do the unimaginable...more reason it pisses me off to see bunch of stupids feeling fly like they in control of their relationships...only God knows the fvck their bfs make them go through..well that is even if they so lucky to have one

lolz some of them don't even have boyfriend

Greenbullet:
Some ladies are very funny, I want to share a funny ordeal with you guys concerning me and my girlfriend.

IN THE NIGHT
Me: calls her
Her: Hello dear, good evening.
Me: how are you
Her:fine
FASTFOWARD
Her: so this is what you will say , abi !!!
Me:Yes
Her: I regret dating you !
Me: me?
Her: yes you !!
Her: in fact I Dont want to have anything to do with you again, I Dont want you in my life , please Dont call me,And I won't call you, Dont even come near me, I Dont want to see you.
Me:OK. ( opens DREAM LEAUGE SOCCER 2016).


THE NEXT DAY(Saturday)
7 AM- I DIDNT CALL HER
8AM- DIDNT CALL HER
9AM- DIDNT CALL HER
10AM-DIDNT CALL HER
I think she was waiting for me to call her ?
11:40 AM - SHE CALLS ME and I pick

Her: why haven't you called me since morning
Me: you said I should not call you .
Her: so that's why you did not call me since ?
Me: Yes
Her: (silence for 2 mins)
Her: have you eaten
Me: no
Her:where are you
Me:at the football field
Her: when will you go home
Me: by 12pm
Her: OK, I will come .
Me: to where
Her: (silence)
Me(silence)
Her: sebi u are leaving the field by 12
Me:yes
Her: what will I cook
Me: in where ?
Her: (silence)
Me: (silence)
Her : I forgot my chain the last time I came to your house, I want to come and collect it
Me: Dont worry , I will send it through your friend.
Her: (silence)
Her: have you washed your clothes
Me:yes
Her: (silence) faint "OK"
Me:Is that all cause I want to start going home
Her: OK, am coming
Me: to where?
Her silence), quickly ends call.

NEXT THIRTY MINUTES
HER:knocks at my door
Me: opens it
Me: what are you doing here
Her: I want to collect my chain
Me: OK find it.
Her: (backs the door)
Her: kneels down
Her: sorry
Me: for what
Her: I won't shout at you again, I was angry and i didn't mean to shout at you
Me :Go and cook for me
Her: Thank you dear .



Ladies ennhhh they can shout brstome and fire but liver, dem no get.


Sukkot
Vockiz
Smellymouth
Royalroy
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Tosyne2much
Ishilove

all these that u have narrated is thickly fallacious, u typed dis post in the nite out of ur imagination because u were feeling abit randy nd u were trying to imagine a scenerio where a lady would beg u fr frgiveness....LOL

;DLmfao. Go and cook for me. Thank you dear. That part got me.

IamKashyBaby:


Good that u get scared coz i aint ur basic slay queen

HmMmmmmm gud day and happy holiday tanx I got ur attention

michaelschofiel:
all these that u have narrated is thickly fallacious, u typed dis post in the nite out of ur imagination because u were feeling abit randy nd u were trying to imagine a scenerio where a lady would beg u fr frgiveness....LOL

true life story ,blud.