Some ladies are very funny, I want to share a funny ordeal with you guys concerning me and my girlfriend.

IN THE NIGHT
Me: calls her
Her: Hello dear, good evening.
Me: how are you
Her:fine
FASTFOWARD
Her: so this is what you will say , abi !!!
Me:Yes
Her: I regret dating you !
Me: me?
Her: yes you !!
Her: in fact I Dont want to have anything to do with you again, I Dont want you in my life , please Dont call me,And I won't call you, Dont even come near me, I Dont want to see you.
Me:OK. ( opens DREAM LEAUGE SOCCER 2016).


THE NEXT DAY(Saturday)
7 AM- I DIDNT CALL HER
8AM- DIDNT CALL HER
9AM- DIDNT CALL HER
10AM-DIDNT CALL HER
I think she was waiting for me to call her ?
11:40 AM - SHE CALLS ME and I pick

Her: why haven't you called me since morning
Me: you said I should not call you .
Her: so that's why you did not call me since ?
Me: Yes
Her: (silence for 2 mins)
Her: have you eaten
Me: no
Her:where are you
Me:at the football field
Her: when will you go home
Me: by 12pm
Her: OK, I will come .
Me: to where
Her: (silence)
Me(silence)
Her: sebi u are leaving the field by 12
Me:yes
Her: what will I cook
Me: in where ?
Her: (silence)
Me: (silence)
Her : I forgot my chain the last time I came to your house, I want to come and collect it
Me: Dont worry , I will send it through your friend.
Her: (silence)
Her: have you washed your clothes
Me:yes
Her: (silence) faint "OK"
Me:Is that all cause I want to start going home
Her: OK, am coming
Me: to where?
Her silence), quickly ends call.

NEXT THIRTY MINUTES
HER:knocks at my door
Me: opens it
Me: what are you doing here
Her: I want to collect my chain
Me: OK find it.
Her: (backs the door)
Her: kneels down
Her: sorry
Me: for what
Her: I won't shout at you again, I was angry and i didn't mean to shout at you
Me :Go and cook for me
Her: Thank you dear .



Ladies ennhhh they can shout brstome and fire but liver, dem no get.


Sukkot
Vockiz
Smellymouth
Royalroy
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Tosyne2much
Ishilove

LMAO
I like guys like you who know how to put these bìtches where they belong.

ikp120:
No offence, but your mother, grandmother, and ancestors nko?

hehehe hw abat ur dorghtar nko

ikp120:
No offence, but your mother, grandmother, and ancestors nko?

lol lemme just leave u

iweecureyou:
hehehe hw abat ur dorghtar nko

Mrcork just entered another alternate. LMAO

Iweecureyou, Seunosewapenis, mrcork are all the same person. LMAO

ikp120:
Mrcork just entered another alternate. LMAO

Iweecureyou, Seunosewapenis, mrcork are all the same person. LMAO

lemme be goin




Paranoid guy

I just got to say wooww is that how naija gals behave? Thats too much drama lol

IamKashyBaby:

Coz ur dating a kid and not a woman...
Now, who i gonna blame here?

plis can i followed u

Seunosewapenis:
plis can i followed u

work on ur English 1st

Victornezzar:

work on ur English 1st

its time to man-up and get a beard #ThatsAll

Nina4u:
its time to man-up and get a beard #ThatsAll

lol....but his pics ain't dere na

Victornezzar:

lol....but his pics ain't dere na

tio nilo o. Lol you my dear.. You start growing it today.. You will look hot!

Nina4u:
its time to man-up and get a beard #ThatsAll

LOL... You never see anything Just Imagine when but in your banana properly, she won't repeat[url="http://pengist.com/revealed-25-shocking-reasons-young-ladies-cheat-photos-no-18-must-shock-3/"]These hot photos[/url]

profland:


LOL... You never see anything

Yeah I'm blind lol thats why I ware glasses

Nina4u:
tio nilo o. Lol you my dear.. You start growing it today.. You will look hot!

lmao it has started coming it out tho
But I want it in a moderate style

Victornezzar:
work on ur English 1st

who is askin u

Victornezzar:

lmao it has started coming it out tho
But I want it in a moderate style

keep it well trimmed and ladies go faint when they see you

Nina4u:
keep it well trimmed and ladies go faint when they see you

lol
dat kynd faint.....heard it's hard 2 maintain tho

cant stop laughing since morning

Victornezzar:

lol
dat kynd faint.....heard it's hard 2 maintain tho

no.. Just get a trimmer you can have it short like this... Or longer if u wish... U just got to maintain it.. But its sure sexy

Azumoney44:
cant stop laughing since morning

why naw?

Nina4u:
no.. Just get a trimmer you can have it short like this... Or longer if u wish... U just got to maintain it.. But its sure sexy

my head av burst
Tanx dear

Victornezzar:

my head av burst
Tanx dear

Any time ore mi... Oh Eka roo by the way.. Hope u slept well or its other way around? U can't sleep? I know its 5 am ur time..

Nina4u:
Any time ore mi... Oh Eka roo by the way.. Hope u slept well or its other way around? U can't sleep? I know its 5 am ur time..

lolzzz
Slept in the afternoon dats y am awake

Victornezzar:

lolzzz
Slept in the afternoon dats y am awake

ahh I see.. Hows the weather? Here its very hot 47 degree celcius

What kind of girl is that? Maybe she was abused as a child, and now has esteem issues. She probably picks these fights (without meaning to actually break up) to confirm how important you consider her to be. Sad. She needs help.

Anyway, don't say 'women are funny' because of these attributes displayed by your damaged girlfriend.

who tell u women dont ve liver
dont be carried away o