R.Biafra:

she's not really your girlfriend. she's taken you for granted" if i may use that word.

I call my gal once in day while she calls me thrice in day

and u call that one callin~
u sef should question ur GF
mine calls me more than 300times a day
and nearly lost her Job cos of me~
even rite in her Job she calls me and
is always on d fone wit me

i tire na~

na2day?:

just to be clear, is this your class mate or your gf? u know some ppl usually think they have a gf without the girl knowing about it. i am not saying u are one of them ooo, just saying

uniqued:

some ppl dont know the difference, so i wanted us to be clear abt that

Here is the out come.
Last nite when i called her, i explained everything to her and she started crying telling me is all her fault.

She told me that, a friend of her advice herthat if she show me she cares much about me than i care for her, i will bullshit her and go after other girls .
Well, she apologies and promised to call regularly, even she said she will surprise me .

190:

and u call that one callin~
u sef should question your GF
mine calls me more than 300times a day
and nearly lost her Job cos of me~
even rite in her Job she calls me and
is always on d fone wit me

i tire na~

lol so why d broadcast. whu cares.

na2day?:

some ppl dont know the difference, so i wanted us to be clear abt that

ur just a mean fellow. funi guy.

na2day?:

just to be clear, is this your class mate or your gf? u know some ppl usually think they have a gf without the girl knowing about it. i am not saying u are one of them ooo, just saying

LOLLLL, dude is definitely one of them, stop being polite

OgidiBoy:

The other weekend the Mavs were playing, the babe wanted to talk about "communication". all day she didn't want to talk till now that the game is on. Women can be so retarded at times I swear.

sweet, why are u exposing our private affair to NLders, why not call me and talk to me than telling the world my action on bed (walk out with tears) DONT EVER CALL ME AGAIN LOSER

na2day?:

some ppl dont know the difference, so i wanted us to be clear abt that

ur right, some guys thought they have a girlfriend while the girl is deeply in love with someone else,
guys keep on dreaming while it last

@Beautiful.B
You are just a joker .
Keep joking.

i-Guru:

Here is the out come.
Last nite when i called her, i explained everything to her and she started crying telling me is all her fault.

She told me that, a friend of her advice herthat if she show me she cares much about me than i care for her, i will bullshit her and go after other girls .
Well, she apologies and promised to call regularly, even she said she will surprise me .

right!

uniqued:

your just a mean fellow. funi guy.

mean ke? i am a nice guy oooo! is that why u havent given me ur number?

na2day?:

mean ke? i am a nice guy oooo! is that why u havent given me your number?

Imagine! wen i dey here dey ROAST u still dey TOAST babe

i-Guru:

@Beautiful.B
You are just a joker .
Keep joking.

So u fink am joking eh, dont worry no f*uck food for u today

Woooo
Cute am sory, i never no dis will make me starve.
But, i think i have eaten enough

Hairat007:


Imagine! wen i dey here dey ROAST u still dey TOAST babe

did i toast her? i only asked for her number to increase my phonebook

na2day?:

did i toast her? i only asked for her number to increase my phonebook

I BELIEVE U HONEY

Hairat007:


I BELIEVE U HONEY

now i like believers

Yey!! I like the fact that she was being honest, I wonder if she came on Nairaland to find out that advice though

- Now that she's been honest with you, all you have to do is to never break her heart - simple LOL!!

The patient dog eat the fatest bone!!!

always eating garlic, so breath stinks, and kissing sucks. also using breast hardner, and it sticks to the tits, when u suck u feel the shit. and thridly keeping pubic hair like u protecting some specie of lice from going extint.

hey all these are my guys babe o not mine.