Relationship has different meaning to people who are in
it. Some see it as the perfect medium to satiate their lust
while others see it as the perfect time to grow and learn.


Either way, you are bound to emerge as a different person
after being in it a couple of times.

Love making is considered to be an intricate part of a
relationship. Some relationships have failed because the
parties involved have refused to give in to the lustful desires
of the people they are dealing with. In the same vein, some
people enjoy the sensations that come with exploring their
bodies while dating.

Women have different reactions to love making. While some
feign innocence after the act has been done, others are not
bothered. The latter seize the opportunity to ask questions
that disturb their inner peace. In this part of the world,
people often say women are at the receiving end of a
relationship that involves them and men.


These are some of the reasons why they react the way they
do after making love....

7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love


1. Use Pills Afterwards


Some Nigerian ladies do not have total faith in the use of
protective measures like condoms. Those who doubt the
ability of this product to prevent them from getting pregnant
will end up buying contraceptives like postinor immediately
they have sex.
And for the ladies that we do not ever see at the pharmacy,
they use salt and water as soon as they are done.


2.Start The Emotional Blackmail


Many women do this as soon as they get laid. They start
messing with the men's heads by asking questions they ought
to have asked before making love.
After making love, men get to answer questions that test their
love for the women they just made passionate love to.
Nigerian ladies also goad men into fights by asking if there
are other women they are sleeping with apart from them. If
you experience this as a man, do not dance to their tune.
Simply remain calm as they only want reassurance after love
making.


3.Crying


Sometimes, ladies cry after sex. Some claim to be in pain
after the deed or broken because they have failed to keep
their words. Doing this is the perfect test to see what the
men's reactions will be afterwards.
It is another form of emotional blackmail as they expect the
men to hold them while comforting them. Women naturally
are emotional, this may be in response to their soft nature.


4.Oh No! What Have I Done?


Sometimes, women act funny when the waves of passion have
calmed down. They feel guilty and become depressed after
making love.
What is baffling about this situation is that they always have
the chance to call it off or break free while at it. However,
they choose to get carried away with the euphoria and satisfy
their curiosity.
Being forced or coerced will be an exception to this. Some
women feign ignorance before the deed is done and end up
lamenting afterwards.


5.Urinate


It has almost become a norm for women to pee immediately
they get up from the bed or couch. Some women do this as a
way of cutting short the journey of the sperm cells in
reaching the eggs.
Ladies do this as soon as possible in order to avoid being
pregnant. The best way to avoid being pregnant is to abstain
from unprotected sex.
Urinating immediately after making love may prevent you
from getting pregnant but it would not prevent you from
contracting a disease.


6. They Act Irritated After Seeing The Semen


Even ladies that are having sex for the umpteenth time in
their lives act weird when they see semen. Some make faces
when the men allow it to touch their skin.
It is strange that many of these ladies will prefer for that to
be deposited inside rather than for it to be discharged outside
their bodies.


7. Start Making Plans
for The Future


If a Nigerian lady has sex with you and immediately asks when
she's meeting your parents, your fear will be palpable. You
may begin eyeing the fire escape, and seriously contemplate
scurrying down four floors to avoid answering this question.
Truly, we wouldn't blame you. She's once again getting ahead
of herself. You shared a beautiful moment, sure, but that
doesn't mean you're obliged to take her apple picking now.
This is their way of knowing whether they have been jilted or not.

Written and Compiled by:DanceVille

Source: https://www.naij.com/1064607-check-awkward-things-nigerian-ladies-making-love-photos.html

cc:lalasticlala

What's funny about urinating after sex?

Since when did it become an article to pee after sex? Even with protection both party sometimes pee after sex.

Another "funnycators" thread.



I lack experience, lemme just take my leave.

Kondomatic:
What's funny about urinating after sex?

Read it well bro..

I didn't say it's funny.

Apart from Nigerian girls, what else do you guys talk or write about?

jhudit:
Apart from Nigerian girls, what else do you guys talk or write about?

Just xpect a counter thread soon

8 Most of them becomes conscious of their nudity after sex and will want you to turn around so that they can wear their cloth

Ladies and hypocrisy na 5&6

DanceVille:
Read it well bro..

I didn't say it's funny.

Maybe someone edited your title while you were still composing the body.

CEEcey:
8 Most of them becomes conscious of their nudity after sex and will want you to turn around so that they can wear their cloth

Ladies and hypocrisy na 5&6

Lol....

"I feel very Hungry, and I don't have Transport to go back home"

mhmm. .Will comments later

What is awkward about peeing

Olasco93:
"I feel very Hungry, and I don't have Transport to go back home"

Very funny bro....


Lmao..

Kondomatic:
What's funny about urinating after sex?

It's funny, I use to think back then that the milk is out

Homeboiy:
Op iam dissapointed

Wat my useless girlfriend does after sex


She will ist say ah, u wan break my waist abi

She will.stand up and wear her cloths

next is
OGA FIND ME.MONEY NAH

na there I no say na ashawoo I de date

Oh boy...... Your babe bad oooo..



Abeg..... Shift, lemme faint....

Lalas247:

What is awkward about peeing

I didn't say it's awkward peeing but after making love..

sekxy:
mhmm. .Will comments later

Hmmmm.....

DanceVille:
I didn't say it's awkward peeing but after making love..

Ok have you made love before?

DanceVille:
Oh boy...... Your babe bad oooo..



Abeg..... Shift, lemme faint....

If u have lived in Benin city
u will understand

ReneeNuttall:
Since when did it become an article to pee after sex? Even with protection both party sometimes pee after sex.

Hmmmmmm......

Lalas247:
Ok have you made love before?

Yes........

DanceVille:
Yes........

N u didn't pee Before or after

DanceVille:
Relationship has different meaning to people who are in
it. Some see it as the perfect medium to satiate their lust
while others see it as the perfect time to grow and learn.


Either way, you are bound to emerge as a different person
after being in it a couple of times.

Love making is considered to be an intricate part of a
relationship. Some relationships have failed because the
parties involved have refused to give in to the lustful desires
of the people they are dealing with. In the same vein, some
people enjoy the sensations that come with exploring their
bodies while dating.

Women have different reactions to love making. While some
feign innocence after the act has been done, others are not
bothered. The latter seize the opportunity to ask questions
that disturb their inner peace. In this part of the world,
people often say women are at the receiving end of a
relationship that involves them and men.


These are some of the reasons why they react the way they
do after making love....

7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love


1. Use Pills Afterwards


Some Nigerian ladies do not have total faith in the use of
protective measures like condoms. Those who doubt the
ability of this product to prevent them from getting pregnant
will end up buying contraceptives like postinor immediately
they have sex.
And for the ladies that we do not ever see at the pharmacy,
they use salt and water as soon as they are done.


2.Start The Emotional Blackmail


Many women do this as soon as they get laid. They start
messing with the men's heads by asking questions they ought
to have asked before making love.
After making love, men get to answer questions that test their
love for the women they just made passionate love to.
Nigerian ladies also goad men into fights by asking if there
are other women they are sleeping with apart from them. If
you experience this as a man, do not dance to their tune.
Simply remain calm as they only want reassurance after love
making.


3.Crying


Sometimes, ladies cry after sex. Some claim to be in pain
after the deed or broken because they have failed to keep
their words. Doing this is the perfect test to see what the
men's reactions will be afterwards.
It is another form of emotional blackmail as they expect the
men to hold them while comforting them. Women naturally
are emotional, this may be in response to their soft nature.


4.Oh No! What Have I Done?


Sometimes, women act funny when the waves of passion have
calmed down. They feel guilty and become depressed after
making love.
What is baffling about this situation is that they always have
the chance to call it off or break free while at it. However,
they choose to get carried away with the euphoria and satisfy
their curiosity.
Being forced or coerced will be an exception to this. Some
women feign ignorance before the deed is done and end up
lamenting afterwards.


5.Urinate


It has almost become a norm for women to pee immediately
they get up from the bed or couch. Some women do this as a
way of cutting short the journey of the sperm cells in
reaching the eggs.
Ladies do this as soon as possible in order to avoid being
pregnant. The best way to avoid being pregnant is to abstain
from unprotected sex.
Urinating immediately after making love may prevent you
from getting pregnant but it would not prevent you from
contracting a disease.


6. They Act Irritated After Seeing The Semen


Even ladies that are having sex for the umpteenth time in
their lives act weird when they see semen. Some make faces
when the men allow it to touch their skin.
It is strange that many of these ladies will prefer for that to
be deposited inside rather than for it to be discharged outside
their bodies.


7. Start Making Plans
for The Future


If a Nigerian lady has sex with you and immediately asks when
she's meeting your parents, your fear will be palpable. You
may begin eyeing the fire escape, and seriously contemplate
scurrying down four floors to avoid answering this question.
Truly, we wouldn't blame you. She's once again getting ahead
of herself. You shared a beautiful moment, sure, but that
doesn't mean you're obliged to take her apple picking now.
This is their way of knowing whether they have been jilted or not.

Written and compiled by:DanceVille

cc:lalasticlala

This is plagiarism. You should have included your source :https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.naij.com/amp/1064607-check-awkward-things-nigerian-ladies-making-love-photos.html

DanceVille:
Relationship has different meaning to people who are in
it. Some see it as the perfect medium to satiate their lust
while others see it as the perfect time to grow and learn.


Either way, you are bound to emerge as a different person
after being in it a couple of times.

Love making is considered to be an intricate part of a
relationship. Some relationships have failed because the
parties involved have refused to give in to the lustful desires
of the people they are dealing with. In the same vein, some
people enjoy the sensations that come with exploring their
bodies while dating.

Women have different reactions to love making. While some
feign innocence after the act has been done, others are not
bothered. The latter seize the opportunity to ask questions
that disturb their inner peace. In this part of the world,
people often say women are at the receiving end of a
relationship that involves them and men.


These are some of the reasons why they react the way they
do after making love....

7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love


1. Use Pills Afterwards


Some Nigerian ladies do not have total faith in the use of
protective measures like condoms. Those who doubt the
ability of this product to prevent them from getting pregnant
will end up buying contraceptives like postinor immediately
they have sex.
And for the ladies that we do not ever see at the pharmacy,
they use salt and water as soon as they are done.


2.Start The Emotional Blackmail


Many women do this as soon as they get laid. They start
messing with the men's heads by asking questions they ought
to have asked before making love.
After making love, men get to answer questions that test their
love for the women they just made passionate love to.
Nigerian ladies also goad men into fights by asking if there
are other women they are sleeping with apart from them. If
you experience this as a man, do not dance to their tune.
Simply remain calm as they only want reassurance after love
making.


3.Crying


Sometimes, ladies cry after sex. Some claim to be in pain
after the deed or broken because they have failed to keep
their words. Doing this is the perfect test to see what the
men's reactions will be afterwards.
It is another form of emotional blackmail as they expect the
men to hold them while comforting them. Women naturally
are emotional, this may be in response to their soft nature.


4.Oh No! What Have I Done?


Sometimes, women act funny when the waves of passion have
calmed down. They feel guilty and become depressed after
making love.
What is baffling about this situation is that they always have
the chance to call it off or break free while at it. However,
they choose to get carried away with the euphoria and satisfy
their curiosity.
Being forced or coerced will be an exception to this. Some
women feign ignorance before the deed is done and end up
lamenting afterwards.


5.Urinate


It has almost become a norm for women to pee immediately
they get up from the bed or couch. Some women do this as a
way of cutting short the journey of the sperm cells in
reaching the eggs.
Ladies do this as soon as possible in order to avoid being
pregnant. The best way to avoid being pregnant is to abstain
from unprotected sex.
Urinating immediately after making love may prevent you
from getting pregnant but it would not prevent you from
contracting a disease.


6. They Act Irritated After Seeing The Semen


Even ladies that are having sex for the umpteenth time in
their lives act weird when they see semen. Some make faces
when the men allow it to touch their skin.
It is strange that many of these ladies will prefer for that to
be deposited inside rather than for it to be discharged outside
their bodies.


7. Start Making Plans
for The Future


If a Nigerian lady has sex with you and immediately asks when
she's meeting your parents, your fear will be palpable. You
may begin eyeing the fire escape, and seriously contemplate
scurrying down four floors to avoid answering this question.
Truly, we wouldn't blame you. She's once again getting ahead
of herself. You shared a beautiful moment, sure, but that
doesn't mean you're obliged to take her apple picking now.
This is their way of knowing whether they have been jilted or not.

Written and compiled by:DanceVille

I wonder who is phucking those dirty black creatures

phoenixthefirst:
This is plagiarism. You should have included your source :https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.naij.com/amp/1064607-check-awkward-things-nigerian-ladies-making-love-photos.html

He want people to see him as a smart dude.

phoenixthefirst:
This is plagiarism. You should have included your source :https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.naij.com/amp/1064607-check-awkward-things-nigerian-ladies-making-love-photos.html

Thanks for remembering me bro....

Oyindidi:
He want people to see him as a smart dude.

Like seriously.....


Smart dude my ass.. You're funny dear.

DanceVille:
Thanks for remembering me bro....

You're welcome.

Oyindidi:
He want people to see him as a smart dude.

Perhaps.