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#100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by lofty900(m): 10:28am On Jul 05
#Get an mtn Sim cheesy

#Get a girlfriend

#Be addicted to weed

#Being the first born in your family grin

#Pay tithe to pastors who say ur blessing equals to the amount you pay

#Be expensive clothes to impress others

#By always saying "keep the change"

Add yours let's have fun

Carry your atm card wherever you're going grin

Lalasticlala mynd44

Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 10:31am On Jul 05
#Visiting the Bet9ja Shop every day grin
#Open an FCMB or GTBank account
#Travel long distances lipsrsealed
Some guys will understand better cool

Funny grin

Owning an MTN simcard eh.. Lol
Consider yourself broke grin

MTN users will understand better cool

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by fuckerstard: 10:35am On Jul 05
#Use GTB 737 mobile service.

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by lofty900(m): 10:35am On Jul 05
100 Ways To Get Broke

Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by lofty900(m): 10:38am On Jul 05
Open access bank account

Vote a wrong political party

Collect loan from Nigerian bank
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by HonAdeli(m): 10:38am On Jul 05
See as dem dey wash mtn..
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by femimailbox(m): 10:39am On Jul 05
Just marry a woman who is only after your money...
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 10:40am On Jul 05
fuckerstard:
#Use GTB 737 mobile service.
I can relate to that grin

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by CircleOfWilis: 10:47am On Jul 05
Marry
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by yomi007k(m): 10:47am On Jul 05
lofty900:
Open access bank account

Vote a wrong political party

Collect loan from Nigerian bank
shocked

Bro wetin access bank do u....dey dont touch my money oo.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by apholaryn: 10:50am On Jul 05
dating slay Queens like Tboss
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 10:57am On Jul 05
apholaryn:
dating a slay Queens like Tboss
Dating a slay queen like Tboss OR
Dating slay queens like Tboss.

#Corrected

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by lofty900(m): 10:58am On Jul 05
yomi007k:
shocked

Bro wetin access bank do u....dey dont touch my money oo.
then you're lucky
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by VargasVee(m): 11:02am On Jul 05
Invest in an APC government tenure



Surest way grin

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by yomi007k(m): 11:03am On Jul 05
lofty900:
then you're lucky

I beg gist me cos my babe has made similar complaint but dey dont jus mess wt me.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by lofty900(m): 11:09am On Jul 05
yomi007k:


I beg gist me cos my babe has made similar complaint but dey dont jus mess wt me.
you will just be receiving mumu debit alerts like kilode angry

The amount range from #50 to #700. Lol. Your complaints will fall on deaf ears grin
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by Stevengerd(m): 11:12am On Jul 05
When Frist Bank No Wan Mad, Dem Go Kon Deh Deduct Mah. Money Anyhow. Na Everybody Go Knw Wetin We Cook, Wey Make House Burn.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by apholaryn: 11:31am On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
Dating a slay queen like Tboss OR Dating slay queens like Tboss.
#Corrected
Itk! I don correct am... thanks anyways
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ChopBellefull(m): 11:32am On Jul 05
Win bet9ja for d first time, and play 10 more tickets just because u think u are in form cheesy

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 11:32am On Jul 05
apholaryn:
Itk! I don correct am... thanks anyways
angry angry
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by slimthugchimee2(m): 11:34am On Jul 05
Taking advice from nairaland romance section
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by apholaryn: 11:38am On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
angry angry
are you not? @ the bolded
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by smardray(m): 11:39am On Jul 05
#hundredwaystobecursed......be a mod in nairaland.....

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 11:40am On Jul 05
apholaryn:
are you not? @ the bolded
KK
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 11:42am On Jul 05
smardray:
#hundredwaystobecursed......be a mod in nairaland.....
Flow with the current topic for once!
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by smardray(m): 11:55am On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
Flow with the current topic for once!
so here nw is a dwelling place for u

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Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by Benita27(f): 11:57am On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
#Visiting the Bet9ja Shop every day grin
#Open an FCMB or GTBank account
#Travel long distances lipsrsealed
Some guys will understand better cool

Funny grin

Owning an MTN simcard eh.. Lol
Consider yourself broke grin

MTN users will understand better cool
I use GTB, and I'm glad I opened an account with them.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 11:59am On Jul 05
Benita27:
I use GTB, and I'm glad I opened an account with them.
I'm NOT glad
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by Benita27(f): 12:01pm On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
I'm NOT glad
Their services are fair compared to useless banks like Ecobank.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by ElizaVeta(f): 12:07pm On Jul 05
Benita27:
Their services are fair compared to useless banks like Ecobank.
Yeah, I know, especially Ecobank
Buh, haven't you noticed?
Withdrawal fees are high, upto N65.
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 12:11pm On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
I can relate to that grin
kiss
Re: #100waystogetbroke Trends In South Africa. See Hilarious Tweets by Benita27(f): 12:19pm On Jul 05
ElizaVeta:
Yeah, I know, especially Ecobank
Buh, haven't you noticed?
Withdrawal fees are high, upto N65.
Are you talking of withdrawal fee for using another bank's ATM?. I don't get charged for that, they only debit me N100 monthly for Mastercard maintenance fee.

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