BREAKING NEWS:

Good evening people
its your number 6 presenter and favourite kenya THEPUSSYHUNTER here again to keep you updated and give you undiluted, uncovered, and detailed info on the happenings and news making headlines

well today we'd be taking you through the juicy interesting news and threads created during the week (that sadly didnt make front page but is worth checking out,.,,,,,,,,especially if you want to have a good laff )

As usual we're reporting live from the FVCK / ZAP e-news studio......
Moving on to the HEADLINES::

1.)Fitnessdoctor alleged to be a SCAM

2.)Airforce1 finally comes out to tell the people why he doesnt take women seriously and why he turned out to be how he currently is

3.)sexy nairaland psycho iweecureyou has publicly accused fellow handsome psycho adaskbullet of impersonation

4.)A recent concrete 18-man list of the most modest guys on nl romance section who dont womanize have been released

5.)The name and photos of the darkest / most black beautiful african model have just emerged

6.)Meet the ivory coast lady with with the sexiest butt
and the BBW /thick nigerian model that love taking pictures in just her pant and bra................(uhhmmm yummy!!! .......vaselinecrew members this is mainly for you all my brothers )

7.)Everyone has a word or two to say to their ex........here are some reactions of them masses

8.)The most handsome black man on nl romance section has just been found!!........




Before we start the news proper, our producers have asked us (even though its coming late ) to give a huge shout out to singledad1 's crush, friend, lover (or what ever the fvck she is to him) and of nairaland most sort after diva "IamKashyBaby" aka "TrapQueen77" as today happens to be her birthday........
Yes! yes! Today is a special day cos a special person was born today........

We in da studio here wish you a joyous blessing filled and small-dicks-free (we know how much you detest small tiny dicks) happy birhtday to you honey

kizzezz
drop ur for her wishes here

https://www.nairaland.com/3905693/happy-birthday-iamkashybaby


moving on to the first news making headline,

"Nairaland cute thousandiare and fast rising health blogger Mr Paul Samuel aka fitnessdoctor / ruggedfitness have been accused yet again of being a fraud
the health specialist on june 30th came out to say he was gonna give #100 cards to ten lucky persons and today (being the 7th of july) marks the 7th day since he made this promise that he still hasnt fulfilled...

His statement to the masses that day was

FitnessDoctor:
Hello guys. its your favorite health blogger Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor
.
So I was thinking about hosting a completely free recharge card giveaway which means you have to do nothing to get it.
.
I will just type the pin here on nairaland and the fastest people to enter it get the recharge card.
.
I will release 10 cards (mtn and airtel) of #100 in the first round and increase the amount of the recharge card in the next round.
.
I am still thinking about this so if you are interested in getting something like this from your favorite health blogger you can like and comment on this post.
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Stay Healthy, Stay Wise

our reporter KENYA-DICKS-ARE-THE-BEST was sent into the field to know what the people think about this whole ish......and while alot of people bashed the blogger, a few still stood their ground to defend him

below are some of the responses we got:

iweecureyou:

Fitnessdoctor dart is scam hors of recharge card .THUNDAR IS FALL ON YOUS

Tahrah:
Maybe It Was A Scam.

Seunosewapenis:
i dont know for the guy sef he promise recharge card yet no show..maybe nah recession

lefulefu:
my take on it is dat sometimes awuff(free things) dey run belle.but hey i trust my FitnessDoctor...his own awuff can never run belle.let the free recharge cards start raining down .

fynestpotato:

here we go[clears throat].Paulsamuel/thefitnessdoctor/ruggedfitness/yourfavouritescamblogger.I dey on my own jejely minding my own business,managing my 10 mb.before the guy came and promised awoof airtime,and me i love free things.So i made preparations.
Preparation no1:I followed the guy.
No2:I fasted over it.
No3:I called in sick and took a leave from work on the d day.(which was on monday)
No4:I had a sleepless night on d day,staring at my phone,refreshing the thread again and again till i ran out of mb.
After all my preparation the fit doctor was a no show.
Seriously that guy should be....

Hanged

by


his

blockus

etc......

Stay with us as we go on a commercial break

Always making me laugh
You are truely an intelligent person pretending as a joker

Lmao

Beautiful madness

Continuation.......

Well we hope the dude is perfectly fine and can come act according to his words esp cos of the people like fynestpoatato who are depending on him for their daily sub

to get and follow this news kindly click the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/3889673/thinking-hosting-completely-free-recharge




[b]moving on,

"Nairaland bold footballer, musician, dancer, e-money member and talented pussy eater Airforce1 has come out yet again but this time not to show us some pictures of him or his yanshless bae rather to share with us his bitter childhood experience,....

The nl superstar said in an interview with our very own SEMI-RIPE-PUSSY that he was a victim of rape at the hands of his aunt ............he said the trauma he faced made him go gaga (semi crazy) and thats why he acts the way he does here on nl..
He also attributes his non-commitment to one woman for to long (the dude changes ladies like used pad......at least that whats he tells us :-C) to this fact too.........
He said in full.....[b]

IamAirforce1:
My growing up was fun
I was a good kid back then and so loved by many.

I got the best mom in the world and my siblings got my back and loved me so much.

I got the best mom in the world and she thought me to be respectful, treat everyone the same way I want to be treated and everything was cool till I visited Aunty Dolapo that Saturday evening.

Aunty dolapo was a family friend and she always buy me chocolate everytime she comes to our house.
My aunt take me to her house sometimes till I started going her house alone but with a clear mind because I was a kid and so innocent.

That fateful evening, I went to aunt dolapo's house because I was the only one at home, my mom and siblings have all gone out and house was boring.

So I was watching an action film till Aunt ask me to come sit next to her on the sofa, and I obeyed innocently.

So one thing led to another, and I found myself in bed with a lady who is of the same age with my elder sister.

She told me never to tell anyone and that if I agree to that, she would take me to Disneyland come Christmas.

So after that day, I lost my innocence.
I never got to tell no one about it till now.

I felt I've been deprived of my innocence but I never got to talk about it to anyone but I was a fan of Disney.

Aunty dolapo kept to her promise but after that sexxx incident, I lost every respect I got for her.

I started seeing as as nothing but a prostitute.
An opportunist who stole my innocence.

My perception about women changed completely so I never got to love no woman.

My perception changed about relationships that I don't think about loving no woman no more.
All I got in mind was sexx, sex and sex.


Aunty dolapo is now married but my innocence was never returned.

I became a bad boy who only wanted sex in a relationship.

This year alone, I've dated 3 girls and we break up because I never got to love back.

It's crazy but I can't help it.



Life of Airforce1



Lalasticlala

if this is really true mr airforce we sincerely sympathize with you...........
Anyways to get more info on this and also see the reaction of them romancelanders we encourage you to click open this link
https://www.nairaland.com/3905276/perception-women-changed-after-raped......


In other news, an 18-man list of nls most modest guys who dont aiint cassanovas / womanizers have just been presented by the ROMANCE RECORD body...........this list have been confirmed to be authentic.....

Would you like to know if your name was/is on the list?
Would you want to see the reactions of most people especially guys who unfortunately werent mentioned?
Well do open this link to find out more on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3897460/18-guys-nl-romance-section#58077355.......



Have you ever seen a black blak black black lady before?

An african model from sudan (they call her the QUEEN OF THE DARK) has come out to say she loves her color and advice black or dark ladies to appreciate and love their skin colors and desist from bleaching or toning their color brighter..........
She shared her undoubtedly sexy pics too and to be honest the lady really is fvcking sexy ..........

#black/dark_ladies_rock

y'all can find out more about her and also check out her hot pics through dis link
https://www.nairaland.com/3901316/meet-darkest-african-model-queen#58138217



do stay with us as we take a slight break......we'll be back soon

Blackhawk03:
Beautiful madness

I still want to follow the new you oo

greyboy5000:
I still want to follow the new you oo

You want to follow a dude, really?

thepussyhunter:
Continuation.......

Well we hope the dude is perfectly fine and can come act according to his words esp cos of the people like fynestpoatato who are depending on him for their daily sub

to get and follow this news kindly click the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/3889673/thinking-hosting-completely-free-recharge




[b]moving on,

"Nairaland bold footballer, musician, dancer, e-money member and talented pussy eater Airforce1 has come out yet again but this time not to show us some pictures of him or his yanshless bae rather to share with us his bitter childhood experience,....

The nl superstar said in an interview with our very own SEMI-RIPE-PUSSY that he was a victim of rape at the hands of his aunt ............he said the trauma he faced made him go gaga (semi crazy) and thats why he acts the way he does here on nl..
He also attributes his non-commitment to one woman for to long (the dude changes ladies like used pad......at least that whats he tells us :-C) to this fact too.........
He said in full.....



[b]if this is really true mr airforce we sincerely sympathize with you...........
Anyways to get more info on this and also see the reaction of them romancelanders we encourage you to click open this link
https://www.nairaland.com/3905276/perception-women-changed-after-raped......


In other news, an 18-man list of nls most modest guys who dont aiint cassanovas / womanizers have just been presented by the ROMANCE RECORD body...........this list have been confirmed to be authentic.....

Would you like to know if your name was/is on the list?
Would you want to see the reactions of most people especially guys who unfortunately werent mentioned?
Well do open this link to find out more on this

https://www.nairaland.com/3897460/18-guys-nl-romance-section#58077355.......



Have you ever seen a black blak black black lady before?

An african model from sudan (they call her the QUEEN OF THE DARK) has come out to say she loves her color and advice black or dark ladies to appreciate and love their skin colors and desist from bleaching or toning their color brighter..........
She shared her undoubtedly sexy pics too and to be honest the lady really is fvcking sexy ..........

#black/dark_ladies_rock

y'all can find out more about her and also check out her hot pics through dis link
https://www.nairaland.com/3901316/meet-darkest-african-model-queen#58138217



do stay with us as we take a slight break......we'll be back soon

Bro i dont know wat u are doin in nl























U SUPPOSE BE FIRST CLASS NEWS CASTER O

Blackhawk03:


You want to follow a dude, really?

sorry taught you are someone else
Cc . tahrah

greyboy5000:
sorry taught you are someone else
Cc . tahrah

Apology accepted, bro.

greyboy5000:
sorry taught you are someone else Cc . tahrah

What's up?

Tahrah:
What's up?

who is black hawk

greyboy5000:
who is black hawk

Blackhawk03,coman answer.

Tahrah:
Blackhawk03,coman answer.

Tahrah:
Blackhawk03,coman answer.

yesterday na rola , today na man

greyboy5000:
yesterday na rola , today na man

Sumbori cannor play with you again.

Blackhawk03:


Sumbori cannor play with you again.

eyanmi
Mokala o
Iba 1000000

How you dey now

Blackhawk03:

Why d sad face?I still dey wonder how u no hear me.

greyboy5000:
eyanmi
Mokala o
Iba 1000000

How you dey now

Lol... Tahrah, why all of you come razz like this? I didn't leave here for long na...


Haaa! Alaye mi, washere! Odayanmo *Chop knuckle eyan mi grey*

Tahrah:
Why d sad face?I still dey wonder how u no hear me.

I want to continue acting like a man na, an old friend called me "Boss"

Na network oooo, glo just dey useless .

Be like say I get small airtime, make I call you sef. Get ready, my voice go scare you off.

Blackhawk03:


Lol... Tahrah, why all of you come razz like this? I didn't leave here for long na...


Haaa! Alaye mi, washere! Odayanmo *Chop knuckle eyan mi grey*

Issnor me,my handle was hacked.

hehe

Blackhawk03:


You want to follow a dude, really?

Grayboy is gay, I've got proves

Blackhawk03:


I want to continue acting like a man na, an old friend called me "Boss"

Na network oooo, glo just dey useless .

Be like say I get small airtime, make I call you sef. Get ready, my voice go scare you off.

In the night,i no fit talk where i dey.No call that number,i go mention u for one thread,i go leave my no.

Thepussyhunter wehdon

Thepussyhunter u are an ass licker

Oyindidi:
Grayboy is gay, I've got proves

Jesu!


Lemme see biko

Tahrah, gotcha

Blackhawk03:


Jesu!


Lemme see biko

Tahrah, gotcha

Proves loading

Blackhawk03,u don see am?

Oyindidi:
Grayboy is gay, I've got proves

what are the proves?