toastedbread:


I guess you mean Adajoe555.

See as you bounce the question comot from your side like firewall.

toastedbread:


Na only you waka come abi?

Nma27 say make I ask you that question wey before dem ask am, the guy go kneel down, hold one small open safe with a shiny thing inside...

See you

Nma27:
I've heard u...

Good girl!!!

luminouz:

Good girl!!!

so when are we getting ur wedding invite?

Nma27:
so when are we getting ur wedding invite?

Who
*glancing behind him*

I prepared good soup and fufu d nite i decided it was gonna end...........gave him d best Bleep ever.......in d morning i declared the match over,he thought i was joking but when i didnt pick his call for 3 weeks he understood d fare well

luminouz:


Who
*glancing behind him*

You na

Nma27:
You na

I.don't know dear.....these NL gehs are not sending me PMs!!!!

luminouz:


I.don't know dear.....these NL gehs are not sending me PMs!!!!

Your hand no dey work? Send na

Nma27:
Your hand no dey work? Send na

Oya let's go dia babe
Gimme options sharaply!!!!!

luminouz:


Oya let's go dia babe
Gimme options sharaply!!!!!

Options?

Nma27:
Options?

Apart from Benita n U..who else naw??
Mention some names babe

luminouz:


Apart from Benita n U..who else naw??
Mention some names babe

search for yourself biko

Nma27:
search for yourself biko

Nma27:
See you

Yes.
Now You See Me pt 3

sunnyeinstein:


Hahahahaha. I feel ur pain. I'm too big for a heartbreak really and i dont cry, my heart na stone. but wen it was my turn to be in that situation eh, i wrote epistle evry nyt to my love. She go read throway face. Na lyk say na limbo i dey, my one and only love, the love is indescribable (even till today). I went tru my days empty, food turn nothing, i dint feel a thing again, only her "yes we're good" i wanted but she don bar me totally. Even her family sef no put mouth dem jus dey look us because no be today we dey fyt, our fyt na evrytym but we dey settle am, little did dey know dis one pass grade 1. Finally sha i press our mumu button which i dint wanto use but only as a last resort but even at that it took her over 1month to even shout at me "what do u want from me" on fone.
Bro, i had to run to south-south from south-west to show say i serious oo based on d conditions she laid down. She came to the pack to pick me, saw me n was all smiles and i was lyk "nigga, u don suffer, ontop woman?" but d angel in me told d devil "shutup dia, infact gerrarahiamen shiiit, dis arena is not for u to scatter, dats his wife! His foreva half!

Bros untop woman matter? Who send u do jamb? Abeg I go press the self destruct button make all man find in way.

olayi081-261-81486wola4u:


Sorry to say, Waynejesus, you don't know what it means to be in love that is why you don't see any big deal in breaking heart.

Do you think breaking heart is breaking glass cup?

GLASS CUP CONTAINS WATER...HEART CONTAINS, so to speak, LIFE.

You are playing with people's life not glass cup.

WATCH IT...

Yinmu.....inbox me 08126181486

waynejesus:


Yinmu.....inbox me 08126181486

My own heart havve been broken many times and I did not die

Here goes: it all started in2011, she was my first love n things where good, it felt good to be in love few weeks into the relationship her friend who lives in her compound who was also my friend told me that I am wasting my time n money on her, I asked her what she meant by that n she said I should call her n she will xplain everything to me. I never called her cuz I am the type of guy that don't believe in "them say" I prefer to c with my eyes it took me 8 months before we had sex. The major issue I was having with her was she not spending time with me asin we hardly see n the funny thing is we live very close to each other just different street n whenever I complain she would tell me she would change but she never did. N wen we eventually meet it's either she will tell me she is on her period or she is not in the mood. This is a girl I spend on like no other, I was frustrated the one thing other girls are begging to give me was the one thing she was depriving me of "sex" I was sex starved she later formed the habit of not coming to my house alone it's either she comes with her younger bro or she comes with her friend n I did not want to forcefully sex her. Later a very close friend of hers saw me one day n was like I hope u are using condom to Bleep her o cuz she b ashawo make she no go give u aids. I asked Wat she meant n she replied that my gf was dating a G boy who has a child with another geh n my gf knows dat d guy is not single but she did not mind n dat my gf even took her to d guys child dedication. I was broken but I kept my composure.later that day I confronted my gf n she denied it flat. Funny thing was I believed her. 'I was a fool for a very long time' she told me that d guy was asking her out but she refused n that she n d guy were just friends. It went on for years with different rumours about G guys. A friend later told me that she went to camp at a guy's house but she denied it that she went for a modeling seminar. Bob I fool for that geh sha cuz I always believe her. The relationship was hanging on a thread cuz I was tired but I didn't know aw to get out. I was too much in love n stuck.we will quarrel n settle most times on phone. I was tired when ever she needs money n I av I will give to her. So on that fateful day which was on a Sunday I just got back from church so I entered whatsapp n checked her status Wat I saw was "missing my boo daniel(not real name) so I immediately log on to facebook to check the name Lo n behold I saw my gf with a guy kissing n all loved up in the pictures deh was a lot of pics immediately my heart dropped I instantly called her n drove out to meet her n confronted her she finally own up n said she was just dating the guy as compensation cuz d guy has helped her allot n dat she could swear that the guy has not seen her pant. That she has no feelings for the guy n dat her heart belongs to me. Bob na deh my mumu end I broke up with her n I was pained for months. She claim her heart belongs to me n yet starved me of sex but guys who don't own her heart she was giving them freely, we dated for 3years but we only had sex twice. She came begging but no level I Waka enter street begin sex all the sex wey I never sex for years thank God say I just got a car that period so it was sweet she would see a girl in front of my car n she would call me n BE like shey u n ur girl Don Dey flex the town abi I would ignore her. But I did not allow that xperience stop me from loving. I later found love n it felt good to b wanted by someone. The truth is no matter how smart we guys are now, there was a time in our lives that we fall mugu for girls

jakandeola:
i will try most girls are not matured anywy mst want money and i hate dat i knw i will luv again wen d time is right cos am getting old. am past someone u can use for bf gf. i attend wedding evry saturday yet neva see a girl to my taste. i belived dat love comes wen we neva expect it.are u in luv?

Brother, Many ladies today are materialistic ... they stay with you probably because you can spend some cash NOT necessarily due to love . So I can feel your Pains even though I admit I can't fully understand how you feel . But Sir. there are still some good girls out there from a very good home, I must admit they are few but yes , they exist . Who will love you for who you are . Don't give up brother . All the best

amakadihot87:
I prepared good soup and fufu d nite i decided it was gonna end...........gave him d best Bleep ever.......in d morning i declared the match over,he thought i was joking but when i didnt pick his call for 3 weeks he understood d fare well

Why did you break up Amaka?

olayiwola4u:


Why did you break up Amaka?

cos i got tired

sircrabo:


Its actually MariJ aka Marijuana

Aite,Thanks. Enjoy

shior.... See people experiences.... Well my heart has been broken by incident beyond human control, but never again shall my heart be broken and never again shall my tears drop....... Bleep love

amakadihot87:
I prepared good soup and fufu d nite i decided it was gonna end...........gave him d best Bleep ever.......in d morning i declared the match over,he thought i was joking but when i didnt pick his call for 3 weeks he understood d fare well

Eh?! Which kind farewell package be that? So that he have a fresh mind of what he is missing?

Broda09:


Let me guess....you subscribe to the "no-sex-until-marriage" nonsense and he got someone who was willing to give it to him now. I never understand women who agree to date but are not ready to do all that appertains dating.

you guessed... but not right.

armylord:
ur ex is blind o, pretty girl like you, oya come and take hug and small kiss

jaywhoco:
are you a jw? ���

jw? what's that?

sunnyeinstein:







Jesuuuuuuuuuuus is Lord!!!!

ogini??

luminouz:
Lmaoooooo!!!!! Chemistry ko......agriculture ni She is cool dou!!!! Queenbetsy.....prophet is prophesying ooo

fake prophecy!

queenbetsy:
fake prophecy!

Looool!!!!

luminouz:
Looool!!!!

you still remain my kid bro