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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Jumeeeeesal(m): 11:52am On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.
e pain u? Sannu aboki, I know bitches lyk u would be d1 to click on dah like button of urs. Wtf

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ebby9z(m): 11:54am On Jul 24, 2017
The girl deserves worse than she got. What I simply hate about this business of fixing an appointment numerous times and flunking is the fact that my time is wasted. I don't take it lightly with ladies who tell me they'll visit me at a particular date and then refuse to. Just tell me you can't come and I'll be cool.

Big ups OP, wish more men would have enough balls to treat ladies like this, probably we'll be treated with more respect and dignity.

And for those female human dregs that are quick to call guys "broke boys" contunu. shebi your papa get money pass Otedola, na why you dey hussle make guy carry you go shoprite when your mates dey use private jet write happy birthday for man.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Bimpe29: 11:54am On Jul 24, 2017
falconey:
grin

Nigga thanks for this idea, aisha don die today
and she no sabi hold returning fare.


Haba! You wan use this formular for Aisha abi? E no go work cos na him dey quote you so. Holy ghost ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Bigii(m): 11:55am On Jul 24, 2017
newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What? angry

No shaking grin

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson. grin


See Me see missed calls. grin


See viewers grin grin grin grin

Slay queens una sorry! tongue

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Gobhanky: 11:55am On Jul 24, 2017
Afonja and they bad way of shit.
Nor be only up the phone
Na down the phone
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by jiorhemen(m): 11:56am On Jul 24, 2017
newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What? angry

No shaking grin

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson. grin


See Me see missed calls. grin
Don't mind anyone who criticizes you on this. I like what you did. To some people, if a girl treats a man unfairly, it's okay. But if a man decided to give a girl a taste of her own medicine, it's unjust. To them, if a girl rejects a man, fine. But if a man rejects a woman, bad. I do not subscribe to such ideas. However, OP you also have a lesson to learn from this. Sometimes, if a woman appears to be do easy from the beginning, that might indicate she is up to something. The moment you implied that she was easy when you approached her late at night in darkness that was so gross that you couldn't see her face (she even gave you, a stranger her number at such time), I knew she would later act the way she did.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by wristbangle: 11:56am On Jul 24, 2017
falconey:
grin

Nigga thanks for this idea, aisha don die today
and she no sabi hold returning fare.


Lmao! grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by buffalowings: 11:56am On Jul 24, 2017
solomix10:
e pain you?

He pain am grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Bimpe29: 11:56am On Jul 24, 2017
Kai! Bro you are badoooooo. Vivian and her friends suffered in many folds. What a deterrent?

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by LadyJustice(f): 11:57am On Jul 24, 2017
All guys are here hailing OP cause he "taught her a lesson" for wanting to chop his money. OP abeg were you also genuine? You also wanted to knack her and run...I mean you called her a vulture with Kim's body! lol

I'm a lady but the truth should be said. This is a game of sharpness with both parties as players, only the guy was smarter here and can see this is his first big trophy so enjoy it.

If that lady's smart, she'd have entered shoprite wit her girls and easily meet other guys willing to give them a treat.. she for don chop him N3500 and still get over the standup like a boss cool May God take far from us broke guys only wanting to drill pussies tongue

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Ganjafama(m): 11:58am On Jul 24, 2017
MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.
You must be really pained. Eyaa!

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by buffalowings: 11:59am On Jul 24, 2017
He dey pain da girls on this thread well well grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 24, 2017
watsapp only

Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Sonoyom(m): 12:01pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nice one brother

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Amadaz(m): 12:02pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.
If you don't discard this type of mentality which you have, you may be subjected to a worse treatment by another guy.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by MissRaine69(f): 12:04pm On Jul 24, 2017
Ganjafama:
You must be really pained. Eyaa!
You should be as well!
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by buffalowings: 12:04pm On Jul 24, 2017
Mcowubaba:

This thing really pain you, you had to quote me 3x grin grin

Now you have called my Family undecided
After calling me stupid, I didn't insult you ooo..
I won't go down that line with you now.
I can insult ooo, don't tempt me grin grin

You call me broke grin, I have nothing to prove to you, you're inconsequential to me.
So whatever makes you sleep well cool

You slay mamas should learn on how to be independent, self reliant and not common leeches, you have to earn respect, don't be hungry parasites looking about for free food and gifts from guys.

That's how your likes are getting fvcked up nd down, just because of Brazilian hair nd other cheap things, many are getting disgraced, because the don't offer anything in a relationship except their reproductive organs grin grin
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Money for hand back for ground. Shameless people grin grin grin no prestige, no dignity

Small thing una go dey shout Broke guy, broke guy grin
Hahahahahahaha, una defense mechanism and catch phrase. With una crayon colored face

Rich girl, I gree say I broke, over broke dey worry me self.
Mbok send me small money, from the one your Uncle give you, help me naa cry cry

Una get many Uncles ni cheesy grin, Uncles wey una dey lick their hairy old scrotum grin grin grin grin grin.

Savage you are

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by ceeejaytee(f): 12:05pm On Jul 24, 2017
Choi slay queen oh grin

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by lozairio(m): 12:05pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.
Happy birthday!!!

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by falconey(m): 12:05pm On Jul 24, 2017
wristbangle:

Lmao! grin
Bishop wrist i hail o baba

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by jiorhemen(m): 12:07pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.
Broke girls are not in position to berate broke guys because they are both broke and belong to the same class. Only a rich and financially independent girl has the authority to berate broke guys because she has what they don't have. Any girl who is depending on a man's money is a broke ass, and I am sure the girl the OP was talking about belongs to that class. I am acquainted with financially independent women, so I know about them. No matter the millions a guy has in his account, financially independent girls don't give a damn and don't need a guy's money. They can afford whatever they need without a kobo from any man.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Amarabae(f): 12:09pm On Jul 24, 2017
lozairio:
Happy birthday!!!
thank you dear.
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by MissRaine69(f): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2017
solomix10:
e pain you?
What he did that's his business not bothred about that next time he will learn to stay away from broke women. It's the article
Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by oglalasioux(m): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2017
I doff my hat for you. This is a sure way to deal with 'chop and clean mouth' women.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by MrMoney007: 12:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

If I wooz u slap now eh, end time slay sc*m

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by fiftynaira(m): 12:11pm On Jul 24, 2017
Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

I guess u didn't read the part were the girl didn't show up as planned .

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by wristbangle: 12:14pm On Jul 24, 2017
falconey:



Bishop wrist i hail o baba

Lol I was about to put up a write up on this looming issue but the OP has addressed it well.

No overdo am for aisha abeg cheesy

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by kingsley3218(m): 12:14pm On Jul 24, 2017
thepussyhunter:




hahahahahaha

is that the best you could come up with........

From your comments one can easily deduce you have gat zero home training.,..................i throw a jab at you and you had to display ur stupidity by insulting your sisters.,........how shameful!!!!


Come to think of it, how can a lady (an extremely foolish one at that) who wants guys to stop looking at ladies as sex objects come out to publicly say op's action would have been justified if he had spent 50k............and you you say you were being sarcastic..........how about you sarcasm my dick you M0R0N!!!!

Now honestly what can be more foolish M0R0NIC and outrightly stupid than that huh................

Its super clear that the gravitational force of prostitution has pulled you to its centre and thats why you're no longer ashamed of displaying your stupid self, minutscule retarded reasoning and worthless pussy to the world........................

I'm pretty sure you wont mind if a guy fvcks you mercilessly and then invites his fvck friends to come have a taste of your worthless hole if he is able to spend a 100 thousand naira on the first date...................................you're the living example of what nathan boyle called an "irrelevant constant".......................

My God how can one person have such an outrageous amount of stupid in her........na wah o


see the way the senseless pig was even contradicting herself........



anyways Good luck trying to make your self look less of an olosho.........olosho!!!!! smiley cheesy
Savagery at its peak grin.....edakun! Have mercy please!!

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by kentebemoney: 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2017
Ma nigga!!!!
U na the baddest guy ever.

Me no dey follow slay queens laff,


She stage me, I stage her DADDY!!!


For this Buhari regime? Laff with slay queens at your own peril.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by wheelie(m): 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2017
so judging a man circumstances with age now makes you wiser or older? Nice!

MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.

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Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by stevecantrell: 12:16pm On Jul 24, 2017
Lolzzz..
As much as I want to call the OP petty, childish etc. this sort of thing is necessary for some girls to treat various Bleep ups in their system.

The next guy will meet this chic and give her a 4 star review, not knowing she got served in the past.

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